The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: GROWLER on October 04, 2007, 12:20:42 PM
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I got me new mobby last week, and Miss GROWLER asked could she have the old one as it's got a camera, and the new one came with a sim card to turn the old one into a pay as you go.
Follow? confused:
So fair enough. I deleted all the obscene text jokes I'd been sent over the last 12 months, but failed to notice the song that someone had up/down loaded months ago....."get your tits out for the boys"
Mrs GROWLER came stumping up to me this morning with 'that look',telling me that Miss G has found it, listened to it, and is now disgusted with me. redface:
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhit! I have to face her (Miss G.) wth some sort of explanation tonight. scared2:
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I'm just so disapointed in you. noooo:
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Who?
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Who?
Me. ::)
It was a genuine mistake. redface:
I didn't bloody upload it on there ffs!
but I agree, I should have done a more thorough search.
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All of you! Growler for not checking properly and you lot for thinking that an innocent girl hearing such profanity is amusing. noooo:
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No pub donkey for you! evil:
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sad24:
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All of you! Growler for not checking properly and you lot for thinking that an innocent girl hearing such profanity is amusing. noooo:
Wish I could load in here somehow. rubschin:
It really is very funny....in a manly sort of way, but I agree Wenchy. It's not for 13 yr old gerls ears. noooo:
Too late. The damage has been done. Looks like Winalot and thw shed down the garden for me tonight. sad32:
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See, not so funny now is it? eyes:
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All of you! Growler for not checking properly and you lot for thinking that an innocent girl hearing such profanity is amusing. noooo:
Wish I could load in here somehow. rubschin:
It really is very funny....in a manly sort of way, but I agree Wenchy. It's not for 13 yr old gerls ears. noooo:
Too late. The damage has been done. Looks like Wianlot for me tonight. sad32:
Sweetie, she'd probably heard it already. happy100 But yes, probably on the Winalot for a while. Ask Snoops how he manages to keep it down.
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All of you! Growler for not checking properly and you lot for thinking that an innocent girl hearing such profanity is amusing. noooo:
Wish I could load in here somehow. rubschin:
It really is very funny....in a manly sort of way, but I agree Wenchy. It's not for 13 yr old gerls ears. noooo:
Too late. The damage has been done. Looks like Winalot and thw shed down the garden for me tonight. sad32:
Well that's a result then!
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All of you! Growler for not checking properly and you lot for thinking that an innocent girl hearing such profanity is amusing. noooo:
Wish I could load in here somehow. rubschin:
It really is very funny....in a manly sort of way, but I agree Wenchy. It's not for 13 yr old gerls ears. noooo:
Too late. The damage has been done. Looks like Winalot and thw shed down the garden for me tonight. sad32:
Well that's a result then!
Careful, he'll be round yours asking for food and shelter and I don't see Mrs Nick being too impressed by that!! eeek:
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All of you! Growler for not checking properly and you lot for thinking that an innocent girl hearing such profanity is amusing. noooo:
Wish I could load in here somehow. rubschin:
It really is very funny....in a manly sort of way, but I agree Wenchy. It's not for 13 yr old gerls ears. noooo:
Too late. The damage has been done. Looks like Winalot and thw shed down the garden for me tonight. sad32:
Well that's a result then!
You been sending me Nickorays? rubschin:
This is a Nick type incident. ::)
I AM in the shit.
Not arsed about Mrs G not talkin' to me. as you say, THAT'S a bonus! happy088
It's Miss G who looks up at me as some sort of role model.
That illusion has now been completely shattered I think. sad32:
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You can get used to it. I have shrugs:
I was in big trouble last night. Mrs Nick won't even respond to e mails currently!
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What have you done now?
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Being alive is the main charge, I fear.
ANd Miss G sees Growler as a role model?
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ANd Miss G sees Growler as a role model?
I reckon he has approx another six months of this before he turns into the devil. Either he will be unable to accept that she is no longer his little girl or she will FINALLY realise that Daddy isn't always right. Then he will look back on these days with longing.
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The voice of experience. :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala
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You have a boy. So long as you stop calling him champ and aid and abet his attempts to get out of the house when Mrs Nick is asleep you're golden.
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He is known privately as Mr Banger.
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He is known privately as Mr Banger.
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I don't know what to say.
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ANd Miss G sees Growler as a role model?
I reckon he has approx another six months of this before he turns into the devil. Either he will be unable to accept that she is no longer his little girl or she will FINALLY realise that Daddy isn't always right. Then he will look back on these days with longing.
Nah. She'll forgive me. rubschin:
I can do the innocent fluttering eyes too you know. Been watching others here doin' it for years. angel1
I'll report back later with the outcome....but it might not be from here. scared2:
Must go. Have to earn some more dosh to pay for a bag of dog biscuits. ::)
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No, you are in huge trouble. Really huge.
I'm enjoying this.
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ANd Miss G sees Growler as a role model?
I reckon he has approx another six months of this before he turns into the devil. Either he will be unable to accept that she is no longer his little girl or she will FINALLY realise that Daddy isn't always right. Then he will look back on these days with longing.
Nah. She'll forgive me. rubschin:
I can do the innocent fluttering eyes too you know. Been watching others here doin' it for years. angel1
Trust me. That never works past the age of fourteen. Not unless it is done with a wad of cash in one hand and a late pass in the other. lol:
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He is known privately as Mr Banger.
Shouldn't that be "Master Banger"?
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He is known privately as Mr Banger.
Shouldn't that be "Master Banger"?
Just so long as it's Banger and not Baiter.
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ANd Miss G sees Growler as a role model?
I reckon he has approx another six months of this before he turns into the devil. Either he will be unable to accept that she is no longer his little girl or she will FINALLY realise that Daddy isn't always right. Then he will look back on these days with longing.
Nah. She'll forgive me. rubschin:
I can do the innocent fluttering eyes too you know. Been watching others here doin' it for years. angel1
I'll report back later with the outcome....but it might not be from here. scared2:
Must go. Have to earn some more dosh to pay for a bag of dog biscuits. ::)
I should tell her that you lent the 'phone to Nick and he put it there! point:
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ANd Miss G sees Growler as a role model?
I reckon he has approx another six months of this before he turns into the devil. Either he will be unable to accept that she is no longer his little girl or she will FINALLY realise that Daddy isn't always right. Then he will look back on these days with longing.
Nah. She'll forgive me. rubschin:
I can do the innocent fluttering eyes too you know. Been watching others here doin' it for years. angel1
I'll report back later with the outcome....but it might not be from here. scared2:
Must go. Have to earn some more dosh to pay for a bag of dog biscuits. ::)
I should tell her that you lent the 'phone to Nick and he put it there! point:
Ohhhh do that do that!
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I don't really mind taking the blame. I usually do. My shoulders sag under the weight. noooo:
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ANd Miss G sees Growler as a role model?
I reckon he has approx another six months of this before he turns into the devil. Either he will be unable to accept that she is no longer his little girl or she will FINALLY realise that Daddy isn't always right. Then he will look back on these days with longing.
Nah. She'll forgive me. rubschin:
I can do the innocent fluttering eyes too you know. Been watching others here doin' it for years. angel1
I'll report back later with the outcome....but it might not be from here. scared2:
Must go. Have to earn some more dosh to pay for a bag of dog biscuits. ::)
I should tell her that you lent the 'phone to Nick and he put it there! point:
Ohhhh do that do that!
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To be honest if she's met Nick she probably would believe it.
If all else fails, does the phone have Bluetooth? If it does then you can always use the 'bluecast' gambit and claim that it was beamed to your phone in a pub. whistle:
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I've kept schtum tonight. So far so good. scared2:
I'll transfer it via bluetooth later, providing she hasn't erased it. sad32:
Anyone want a copy? PM me and I'll send it. ;)
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What is this Bluetooth thingummy all about?
My neighbour just walked down the road with an earpiece, MP3 player and phone all with flashing lights. I thought it was an android coming towards me.
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I thought it was an android coming towards me.
It was. eeek:
You live in ............
THE VILLAGE OF THE LIVING DEAD! scared2:
only, knowin' your luck, it was a bloody asteroid
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What is this Bluetooth thingummy all about?
It's what 'appens when you catch 'Blue Tounge'. whistle:
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What is this Bluetooth thingummy all about?
It's what 'appens when you catch 'Blue Tounge'. whistle:
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I was going to say that... evil:
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What is this Bluetooth thingummy all about?
It's what 'appens when you catch 'Blue Tounge'. whistle:
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I was going to say that... evil:
So was I, except I would have used the werd 'tongue'. ;)
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WHO you pointin' at NOW FFS wumman? ::)
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Just think soon you will be close enough to hear me doing that for good! Apparently my laugh carries over a five mile radius. eeek:
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WHO you pointin' at NOW FFS wumman? ::)
Me sad24:
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Apparently my laugh carries over a five mile radius. eeek:
Is that all? ::)
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Apparently my laugh carries over a five mile radius. eeek:
Is that all? ::)
It's a conservative estimate.
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Just think soon you will be close enough to hear me doing that for good! Apparently my laugh carries over a five mile radius. eeek:
I imagine it sounds like a braying donkey… noooo:
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Just think soon you will be close enough to hear me doing that for good! Apparently my laugh carries over a five mile radius. eeek:
I imagine it sounds like a braying donkey… noooo:
With long snorts to catch breath?
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Just think soon you will be close enough to hear me doing that for good! Apparently my laugh carries over a five mile radius. eeek:
I imagine it sounds like a braying donkey… noooo:
With long snorts to catch breath?
Precisely...
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Are you lot sure you haven't met me?
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Are you lot sure you haven't met me?
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....anyway. I've just found and transferred the offending little ditty. whistle:
Also found the 'WARNING, WARNING, IT'S THE WIFE! ringtone. eeek:
I think I may just have got away with that one. rubschin:
Both now deleted from Mini Mooses' mobby blower. happy088
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....anyway. I've just found and transferred the offending little ditty. whistle:
Also found the 'WARNING, WARNING, IT'S THE WIFE! ringtone. eeek:
I think I may just have got away with that one. rubschin:
Both now deleted from Mini Mooses' mobby blower. happy088
How did Mini Moose?!? take it?
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....anyway. I've just found and transferred the offending little ditty. whistle:
Also found the 'WARNING, WARNING, IT'S THE WIFE! ringtone. eeek:
I think I may just have got away with that one. rubschin:
Both now deleted from Mini Mooses' mobby blower. happy088
How did Mini Moose?!? take it?
Nowt mentioned SO FAR, but I know all about the memory storing methods of wimmen, and how they always have the knack of dragging these things up at opportune moments in months and years ahead. ::)
Thought I'd deleted the 'songs' off her phone. Quite proudly just checked to make sure the files are now empty, and the songs ARE still THERE ffs!!! eeek:
WHY? Banghead
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Just wait 'til point: have a crisis then Wenchyo. evil:
It's NOT funny. I can't delete them from her phone. noooo:
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You'll have to take it down to the shop and ask a spotty yoof to do it for you. point:
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....anyway. I've just found and transferred the offending little ditty. whistle:
Also found the 'WARNING, WARNING, IT'S THE WIFE! ringtone. eeek:
I think I may just have got away with that one. rubschin:
Both now deleted from Mini Mooses' mobby blower. happy088
How did Mini Moose?!? take it?
Nowt mentioned SO FAR, but I know all about the memory storing methods of wimmen, and how they always have the knack of dragging these things up at opportune moments in months and years ahead. ::)
Thought I'd deleted the 'songs' off her phone. Quite proudly just checked to make sure the files are now empty, and the songs ARE still THERE ffs!!! eeek:
WHY? Banghead
Try linking the phone to your computer and downloading the latest firmware update for the handset. That should wipe everything stored on it.