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Title: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Snoopy on October 03, 2007, 02:58:53 PM
Seems to be having a   cussing: Bastard of a Day
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 03, 2007, 03:00:41 PM
Seems to be having a   cussing: Bastard of a Day

Bastard long(ish) hound. I'm going for several pints of bastard Young's now and shall resume ranting on the (fast) BlackBerry, albeit without bastard "cussing" emoticons.  cussing:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Snoopy on October 03, 2007, 03:04:50 PM
The whole world is full of arseholes TMR ~ just carry this in your mind and all will be well.

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By Heck ~ It's a Jungle out there.
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 03, 2007, 03:38:02 PM
I can't see pictures on the bastard BlackBerry :-(
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Bar Wench on October 03, 2007, 03:38:27 PM
Shame.  eeek:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Barman on October 03, 2007, 03:39:07 PM
I can't see pictures on the bastard BlackBerry :-(

Bastard fast tho is it?
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 03, 2007, 03:46:34 PM
It better not be a picture of a computer...
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Barman on October 03, 2007, 03:49:14 PM
It better not be a picture of a computer...
A Vic20 perchance? [whistling emoticon]
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Snoopy on October 03, 2007, 03:50:26 PM
It better not be a picture of a computer...

No It's three pert little bottoms, tastefully decorated.
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Bar Wench on October 03, 2007, 03:51:45 PM
It better not be a picture of a computer...

No It's three pert little bottoms, tastefully decorated.

Think you and the missus need a chat about what is considered tasteful.  eeek:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 03, 2007, 03:51:58 PM
May Cyprus succumb to a plague of boils and non-alcoholic beer :-/
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Snoopy on October 03, 2007, 03:53:30 PM
It better not be a picture of a computer...

No It's three pert little bottoms, tastefully decorated.

Think you and the missus need a chat about what is considered tasteful.  eeek:

 rubschin: Now what could I paint on yours? eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Barman on October 03, 2007, 03:53:38 PM
May Cyprus succumb to a plague of boils and non-alcoholic beer :-/
So be it... I'll be in the UK from Friday. [pointing emoticon]

My liver will be awash with London Pride by Sunday... [whistling emoticon]
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Barman on October 03, 2007, 03:54:02 PM
It better not be a picture of a computer...

No It's three pert little bottoms, tastefully decorated.

Think you and the missus need a chat about what is considered tasteful.  eeek:

 rubschin: Now what could I paint on yours? eveilgrin:
The Titanic!  point:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Bar Wench on October 03, 2007, 03:54:41 PM
It better not be a picture of a computer...

No It's three pert little bottoms, tastefully decorated.

Think you and the missus need a chat about what is considered tasteful.  eeek:

 rubschin: Now what could I paint on yours? eveilgrin:
The Titanic!  point:

<slow death emoticon>
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Barman on October 03, 2007, 03:55:07 PM
It better not be a picture of a computer...

No It's three pert little bottoms, tastefully decorated.

Think you and the missus need a chat about what is considered tasteful.  eeek:

 rubschin: Now what could I paint on yours? eveilgrin:
The Titanic!  point:

<slow death emoticon>
redface:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Bar Wench on October 03, 2007, 03:56:14 PM
You forget you are in my neck of woods soon and I know what car you drive. Who knows what terror might befall you.

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Barman on October 03, 2007, 03:57:10 PM
You forget you are in my neck of woods soon and I know what car you drive. Who knows what terror might befall you.

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
scared2:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 03, 2007, 03:58:42 PM
I have it on good authority that Wenchy's bott is indeed pert. It must be true, it is scrawled on the walls of the gents in the Harrow.
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Barman on October 03, 2007, 04:23:11 PM
I have it on good authority that Wenchy's bott is indeed pert. It must be true, it is scrawled on the walls of the gents in the Harrow.
point:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Snoopy on October 03, 2007, 04:42:24 PM
Bet she made Mr Wench write it up there.  whistle:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 03, 2007, 05:40:45 PM
But Nick is a Scouser and therefore probably incapable of writing (as opposed to typing)...
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Snoopy on October 03, 2007, 07:41:16 PM
But Nick is a Scouser and therefore probably incapable of writing (as opposed to typing)...



The fact that I live in North Wales does not make me Welsh and the fact that Nick lives on the Wirral does not make him Scouse.

Just because the cat had it's kittens in the oven it doesn't mean they are buns.
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Barman on October 03, 2007, 08:01:18 PM
But Nick is a Scouser and therefore probably incapable of writing (as opposed to typing)...



The fact that I live in North Wales does not make me Welsh and the fact that Nick lives on the Wirral does not make him Scouse.

Just because the cat had it's kittens in the oven it doesn't mean they are buns.
confused2:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Snoopy on October 03, 2007, 08:11:42 PM
But Nick is a Scouser and therefore probably incapable of writing (as opposed to typing)...



The fact that I live in North Wales does not make me Welsh and the fact that Nick lives on the Wirral does not make him Scouse.

Just because the cat had it's kittens in the oven it doesn't mean they are buns.
confused2:

Oh surely not you too!
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Bar Wench on October 04, 2007, 08:01:07 AM
But Nick is a Scouser and therefore probably incapable of writing (as opposed to typing)...



The fact that I live in North Wales does not make me Welsh and the fact that Nick lives on the Wirral does not make him Scouse.

Just because the cat had it's kittens in the oven it doesn't mean they are buns.

What if you ice them?

Am going to be sending a trusted envoy into the gents in the Harrow on Friday.  cussing:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Snoopy on October 04, 2007, 08:05:46 AM
Ahem ~ I am reliably informed that the Gents in Harrow is a well known Cottage. whistle:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Bar Wench on October 04, 2007, 08:06:06 AM
 eeek:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: tel on October 04, 2007, 08:07:50 AM
But Nick is a Scouser and therefore probably incapable of writing (as opposed to typing)...



The fact that I live in North Wales does not make me Welsh and the fact that Nick lives on the Wirral does not make him Scouse.

Just because the cat had it's kittens in the oven it doesn't mean they are buns.

What if you ice them?

Am going to be sending a trusted envoy into the gents in the Harrow on Friday.  cussing:

It is written low down, so tell him to be wary when bending down! Cheam cottagers HQ.
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Snoopy on October 04, 2007, 08:10:05 AM
See ~ what did I tell you?

Trust a Beagle to know these things. We have a very good information gathering unit. whistle:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: tel on October 04, 2007, 08:16:21 AM
See ~ what did I tell you?

Trust a Beagle to know these things. We have a very good information gathering unit. whistle:

Actually it's their watering hole. The HQ is the toilet block by the entrance to the park over the road.
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Snoopy on October 04, 2007, 08:21:09 AM
Trap Three .... pull the chain in a secret way and the hidden lift will take you down into the HQ. I may already have said too much.
We also work with MI5 and MI6

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4676233.stm
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 04, 2007, 08:34:59 AM
We also work with MI5 and MI6
You are the extra tit on Scaramanger, and I claim my £5.
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Snoopy on October 04, 2007, 08:37:22 AM
We also work with MI5 and MI6
You are the extra tit on Scaramanger, and I claim my £5.

Shouldn't you be busy?

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Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: tel on October 04, 2007, 12:56:16 PM
You forget you are in my neck of woods soon and I know what car you drive. Who knows what terror might befall you.

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Does that mean the BM will be in leafy Surrey?
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 04, 2007, 01:20:00 PM
You forget you are in my neck of woods soon and I know what car you drive. Who knows what terror might befall you.

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Does that mean the BM will be in leafy Surrey?

Put up the barricades!!!
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Bar Wench on October 04, 2007, 01:20:43 PM
Shhhh, he doesn't know any of us live here.


 whistle:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: tel on October 04, 2007, 01:22:52 PM
Is he checking up on us?
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Barman on October 04, 2007, 01:32:07 PM
You forget you are in my neck of woods soon and I know what car you drive. Who knows what terror might befall you.

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Does that mean the BM will be in leafy Surrey?
I will...  whistle:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Bar Wench on October 04, 2007, 01:45:16 PM
Now look what you've done chaps!!!  cussing:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 04, 2007, 01:47:08 PM
You forget you are in my neck of woods soon and I know what car you drive. Who knows what terror might befall you.

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Does that mean the BM will be in leafy Surrey?
I will...  whistle:

Do not venture near Cheam, or the Harrow therein. They will eat you without salt... noooo:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Barman on October 04, 2007, 01:48:19 PM
You forget you are in my neck of woods soon and I know what car you drive. Who knows what terror might befall you.

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Does that mean the BM will be in leafy Surrey?
I will...  whistle:

Do not venture near Cheam, or the Harrow therein. They will eat you without salt... noooo:
I won't...  whistle:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Bar Wench on October 04, 2007, 01:52:14 PM
You forget you are in my neck of woods soon and I know what car you drive. Who knows what terror might befall you.

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Does that mean the BM will be in leafy Surrey?
I will...  whistle:

Do not venture near Cheam, or the Harrow therein. They will eat you without salt... noooo:
I won't...  whistle:

I shall have my spies out to report back on a strange man wandering round the village calling out Wenchy, Wenchy!  eeek: Then I shall run and hide.
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2007, 01:53:35 PM
I may make a visitation to the area myself. Cambridge has been postponed, so I have time on my hands...........
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Barman on October 04, 2007, 01:53:56 PM
Prolly won’t make it with Nick in London… and Mrs Barman has just booked me into row 13 on the ‘plane too…  noooo:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2007, 01:54:27 PM
Make what? scared2:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Bar Wench on October 04, 2007, 01:55:29 PM
Make what? scared2:

Sweet sweet lurve.  point:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Barman on October 04, 2007, 01:55:45 PM
Make what? scared2:
The secret Virtual-Pub meeting in Surre... doh:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2007, 01:56:29 PM
Oh that. See you there. 5.00 sharp and Bishop's Fingers all round.  ;)
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Bar Wench on October 04, 2007, 01:58:52 PM
So you're all getting together to go to the Harrow which is a known pub for cottaging apparently.  eeek:

Have fun.  point:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2007, 01:59:24 PM
It's all in the Secret Boys' Room. Sorry.
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Bar Wench on October 04, 2007, 02:02:41 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: tel on October 04, 2007, 02:06:42 PM
Well at least The Harro can hold more than 4 people, unlike The Red Lion.

Why are there no Youngs pubs in Cheam - must have to keep on going all the way to Kingston until you find another one.
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Bar Wench on October 04, 2007, 02:13:48 PM
Not quite

http://www.youngs.co.uk/pub-detail.asp?PubID=445
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: tel on October 04, 2007, 02:16:57 PM
Not quite

http://www.youngs.co.uk/pub-detail.asp?PubID=445

That's going the other way. Sutton has 3 - The Robin Hood, The Newtown and The Lord Nelson.
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Bar Wench on October 04, 2007, 02:17:38 PM
Not quite

http://www.youngs.co.uk/pub-detail.asp?PubID=445

That's going the other way. Sutton has 3 - The Robin Hood, The Newtown and The Lord Nelson.

So? Why would you go to Kingston when Sutton has them?
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: tel on October 04, 2007, 02:22:07 PM
Not quite

http://www.youngs.co.uk/pub-detail.asp?PubID=445

That's going the other way. Sutton has 3 - The Robin Hood, The Newtown and The Lord Nelson.

So? Why would you go to Kingston when Sutton has them?

I was merely pointing out that there is a dearth of Youngs houses when you leave Sutton, heading out thru Cheam.

There are also 3 in a row from Carshalton Ponds (Greyhound), Wallington Green (Dukes Head and Beddington (Plough)
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 04, 2007, 02:22:59 PM
Not quite

http://www.youngs.co.uk/pub-detail.asp?PubID=445

That's going the other way. Sutton has 3 - The Robin Hood, The Newtown and The Lord Nelson.

So? Why would you go to Kingston when Sutton has them?

Sutton is the Wild West. At least the Kingston thugs call you "Mr (unt" before stabbing you.
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 04, 2007, 02:24:29 PM
Not quite

http://www.youngs.co.uk/pub-detail.asp?PubID=445

That's going the other way. Sutton has 3 - The Robin Hood, The Newtown and The Lord Nelson.

And they serve Young's in the Nightingale. But that probably doesn't count.
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Bar Wench on October 04, 2007, 02:25:32 PM
Epsom and Leatherhead also have them and they are past Cheam.

Sutton is the arse pit of Surrey. I hate the place.
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Barman on October 04, 2007, 02:26:48 PM
Epsom and Leatherhead also have them and they are past Cheam.

Sutton is the arse pit of Surrey. I hate the place.
I'll be in Epsom...  whistle:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: tel on October 04, 2007, 02:28:07 PM
You forget you are in my neck of woods soon and I know what car you drive. Who knows what terror might befall you.

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Does that mean the BM will be in leafy Surrey?
I will...  whistle:

Do not venture near Cheam, or the Harrow therein. They will eat you without salt... noooo:
I won't...  whistle:

I shall have my spies out to report back on a strange man wandering round the village calling out Wenchy, Wenchy!  eeek: Then I shall run and hide.

All he has to do, is ask for "The Tat Lady"
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: tel on October 04, 2007, 02:29:34 PM
Epsom and Leatherhead also have them and they are past Cheam.

Sutton is the arse pit of Surrey. I hate the place.
I'll be in Epsom...  whistle:

But Nick had been there scared2:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Bar Wench on October 04, 2007, 02:33:20 PM
I have to travel through Epsom everyday to and from work.  scared2:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: tel on October 04, 2007, 02:34:18 PM
I have to travel through Epsom everyday to and from work.  scared2:

I don't  point: point:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Bar Wench on October 04, 2007, 02:39:16 PM
I have to travel through Epsom everyday to and from work.  scared2:

I don't  point: point:

Bastardo!
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Barman on October 04, 2007, 02:43:40 PM
What could possibly go wrong?  whistle:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: tel on October 04, 2007, 02:47:41 PM
I have to travel through Epsom everyday to and from work.  scared2:

I don't  point: point:

Bastardo!

That was in English from TMR yesterday and now the foreign version from you today. Who's next, I ask myself.
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2007, 02:48:02 PM
Nothing. I shall be nearby. Wandsworth now, actually.
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Bar Wench on October 04, 2007, 02:48:22 PM
Nothing. I shall be nearby. Wandsworth now, actually.

He's getting closer.  scared2:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: tel on October 04, 2007, 03:02:18 PM
Nothing. I shall be nearby. Wandsworth now, actually.

He's getting closer.  scared2:

He'll be closer to me than to you though.
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2007, 03:03:07 PM
I now aim to be in the Alma at about 5.00 if there are any takers....................
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Bar Wench on October 04, 2007, 03:03:29 PM
Nothing. I shall be nearby. Wandsworth now, actually.

He's getting closer.  scared2:

He'll be closer to me than to you though.

That's true. So as long as you stay between Nick and me I should be fine.  lol:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: tel on October 04, 2007, 03:04:19 PM
Nothing. I shall be nearby. Wandsworth now, actually.

He's getting closer.  scared2:

He'll be closer to me than to you though.

That's true. So as long as you stay between Nick and me I should be fine.  lol:

Thanks a lot!
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: tel on October 04, 2007, 03:06:39 PM
I now aim to be in the Alma at about 5.00 if there are any takers....................

Think that's a Youngs pub?

Won't be able to get there though, thanks all the same.
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Bar Wench on October 04, 2007, 03:07:19 PM
Nothing. I shall be nearby. Wandsworth now, actually.

He's getting closer.  scared2:

He'll be closer to me than to you though.

That's true. So as long as you stay between Nick and me I should be fine.  lol:

Thanks a lot!

Children and Wenches first!! :)
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 04, 2007, 03:10:03 PM
Nothing. I shall be nearby. Wandsworth now, actually.

He's getting closer.  scared2:

He'll be closer to me than to you though.

That's true. So as long as you stay between Nick and me I should be fine.  lol:

That particulat sandwich sounds unattractive  point:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Bar Wench on October 04, 2007, 03:10:56 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2007, 03:14:04 PM
Reminds me of a very funny story about Lytton Strachey.

Famously "gay" he attempted to evade military service in the first World War.

Asked by some GOS what he would do if he saw a german soldier raping his sister (trick question) he replied "I would try to get between them." drumroll:

And for the unenlightened amongst you: noooo:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lytton_Strachey (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lytton_Strachey)
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Barman on October 04, 2007, 03:20:48 PM
I now aim to be in the Alma at about 5.00 if there are any takers....................
tunble:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Bar Wench on October 04, 2007, 03:22:08 PM
I have a prior engagement I am afraid.

Where, what or who is the Alma?
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: tel on October 04, 2007, 03:25:53 PM
I have a prior engagement I am afraid.

Where, what or who is the Alma?

Pub. Wandsworth.
What else were you thinking of?
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Bar Wench on October 04, 2007, 03:29:33 PM
I have a prior engagement I am afraid.

Where, what or who is the Alma?

Pub. Wandsworth.
What else were you thinking of?

Dunno.  redface:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: tel on October 04, 2007, 03:34:01 PM
Became common pub name after the Crimean War.

Also possibly means "virgin" in Hebrew, possibly "young lady". 
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: tel on October 04, 2007, 03:36:37 PM
It's gym time now, then the pub and sniffing the barmaid time (maybe) whistle:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 04, 2007, 03:52:40 PM
I am already drinking Young's and sniffing the barmaid. Body Shop White Musk, if I'm not mistaken.
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Pastis on October 04, 2007, 05:30:33 PM
I now aim to be in the Alma at about 5.00 if there are any takers....................

but... but... Friday night's Amami night  cry:  ;)
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Barman on October 05, 2007, 07:39:48 AM
Nothing. I shall be nearby. Wandsworth now, actually.

He's getting closer.  scared2:

He'll be closer to me than to you though.

That's true. So as long as you stay between Nick and me I should be fine.  lol:

Thanks a lot!

Children and Wenches first!! :)
Luckily for you, you qualify in both categories…  whistle:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Bar Wench on October 05, 2007, 07:41:15 AM
Yep!  lol:

The only person that actually treats me like an adult in my life is my Mother.  eeek:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Barman on October 05, 2007, 07:52:01 AM
Yep!  lol:

The only person that actually treats me like an adult in my life is my Mother.  eeek:
Just think, you’d have been off the Titanic on the first boat…
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 05, 2007, 07:53:23 AM
Yep!  lol:

The only person that actually treats me like an adult in my life is my Mother.  eeek:
Just think, you’d have been off the Titanic on the first boat…
I thought the iceberg was already in the water?
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Barman on October 05, 2007, 07:54:35 AM
Yep!  lol:

The only person that actually treats me like an adult in my life is my Mother.  eeek:
Just think, you’d have been off the Titanic on the first boat…
I thought the iceberg was already in the water?
drumroll:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Bar Wench on October 05, 2007, 07:55:19 AM
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Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: tel on October 05, 2007, 08:02:55 AM
Yep!  lol:

The only person that actually treats me like an adult in my life is my Mother.  eeek:

That's worrying.
Does this mean that Mr Wench has to fuss over you?
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Bar Wench on October 05, 2007, 08:04:33 AM
Sometimes.  redface:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: tel on October 05, 2007, 08:12:31 AM
Sometimes.  redface:

Hold your hand to cross the road?
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Bar Wench on October 05, 2007, 08:16:21 AM
Sometimes.  redface:

Hold your hand to cross the road?

Always. I have a bad habit of not seeing cars coming.  redface:

But he is normally already holding my hand anyway.  cloud9:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 05, 2007, 08:23:09 AM
Sometimes.  redface:

Hold your hand to cross the road?

Always. I have a bad habit of not seeing cars coming.  redface:

But he is normally already holding my hand anyway.  cloud9:

...Or the puddles they drive through...
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Barman on October 05, 2007, 08:25:42 AM
Sometimes.  redface:

Hold your hand to cross the road?

Always. I have a bad habit of not seeing cars coming.  redface:

But he is normally already holding my hand anyway.  cloud9:
Where does he hold it?  whistle:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Bar Wench on October 05, 2007, 08:26:39 AM
Sometimes.  redface:

Hold your hand to cross the road?

Always. I have a bad habit of not seeing cars coming.  redface:

But he is normally already holding my hand anyway.  cloud9:

...Or the puddles they drive through...

 sad24:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 05, 2007, 08:35:14 AM
Are you sure it is the puddles that drench the wench, or is it all the tears that seem to flow all too readily from you?
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Bar Wench on October 05, 2007, 08:52:38 AM
The puddles first and then the weeping.

Although I don't really weep that much in real life.  redface:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 05, 2007, 08:53:15 AM
Fear not young Wench.

In this virtual comfort zone, you are treated as much like an adult as any other inmate member. ;D
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Bar Wench on October 05, 2007, 08:53:52 AM
 lol:

Grown-up at last!!!
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Barman on October 05, 2007, 09:22:47 AM
lol:

Grown-up at last!!!
All things are relative...  whistle:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Bar Wench on October 05, 2007, 09:26:08 AM
lol:

Grown-up at last!!!
All things are relative...  whistle:

You really do say an awful lot of things that my Dad would have done. Do you also use the phrase, a fool and his money are soon parted?  eeek:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Barman on October 05, 2007, 09:30:54 AM
lol:

Grown-up at last!!!
All things are relative...  whistle:

You really do say an awful lot of things that my Dad would have done. Do you also use the phrase, a fool and his money are soon parted?  eeek:
redface:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Barman on October 05, 2007, 09:31:27 AM
 eeek: I'm old enough to be your dad...  scared2:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Bar Wench on October 05, 2007, 09:31:46 AM
eeek: I'm old enough to be your dad...  scared2:

Yep!!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 05, 2007, 09:32:37 AM
a fool and his money are soon parted?

Is that not the motto adopted by Nigeria?
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Snoopy on October 05, 2007, 09:32:56 AM
eeek: I'm old enough to be your dad...  scared2:

Yep!!  eveilgrin:

Well that's your cred blown out of the water then mate! point:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Bar Wench on October 05, 2007, 09:33:14 AM
eeek: I'm old enough to be your dad...  scared2:

Yep!!  eveilgrin:

Well that's your cred blown out of the water then mate! point:

 lol:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Barman on October 05, 2007, 09:34:19 AM
eeek: I'm old enough to be your dad...  scared2:

Yep!!  eveilgrin:

Well that's your cred blown out of the water then mate! point:
What cred?  noooo:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Bar Wench on October 05, 2007, 09:35:47 AM
eeek: I'm old enough to be your dad...  scared2:

Yep!!  eveilgrin:

Well that's your cred blown out of the water then mate! point:
What cred?  noooo:

Indeed! Did you ever have any?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Barman on October 05, 2007, 09:37:45 AM
eeek: I'm old enough to be your dad...  scared2:

Yep!!  eveilgrin:

Well that's your cred blown out of the water then mate! point:
What cred?  noooo:

Indeed! Did you ever have any?  rubschin:
Not that I remember… but the ol’ memory isn’t so good these days… in my twilight years you know?  noooo:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 05, 2007, 09:40:19 AM
Don't you just hate not getting served in a pub because the staff are too busy chatting.  ::)
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Barman on October 05, 2007, 09:47:07 AM
Don't you just hate not getting served in a pub because the staff are too busy chatting.  ::)
Sorry Uncle... half of mild is it?
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 05, 2007, 09:49:25 AM
Thank you ~ carry on.
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 05, 2007, 10:06:53 AM
lol:

Grown-up at last!!!
All things are relative...  whistle:

You really do say an awful lot of things that my Dad would have done. Do you also use the phrase, a fool and his money are soon parted?  eeek:

Is it not "A fool and her money are soon parted" (in a tat-shop)?
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Bar Wench on October 05, 2007, 10:07:31 AM
lol:

Grown-up at last!!!
All things are relative...  whistle:

You really do say an awful lot of things that my Dad would have done. Do you also use the phrase, a fool and his money are soon parted?  eeek:

Is it not "A fool and her money are soon parted" (in a tat-shop)?

 redface:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: tel on October 05, 2007, 02:48:01 PM
IF BM is now in the air and Wenchy has vanished, who's running the place?
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Pastis on October 05, 2007, 03:00:03 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: tel on October 05, 2007, 03:05:13 PM
I now aim to be in the Alma at about 5.00 if there are any takers....................

 So far there are no unusual sounds/sights emanating from the Wandsworth direction.
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 05, 2007, 03:12:05 PM
I now aim to be in the Alma at about 5.00 if there are any takers....................

 So far there are no unusual emanating from the Wandsworth direction.

From my elevated perch on the Surrey/London border, I can see dark clouds massing in the general area of Wandsworth. Thank god the brewery has now moved...
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: tel on October 05, 2007, 03:26:57 PM
Everybody's slowly disappearing!
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 05, 2007, 03:45:36 PM
I'm still sitting in the corner nursing a half of mild.
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 05, 2007, 03:47:57 PM
Everybody's slowly disappearing!
Sadly for you, I am still here.

In the absence of bar staff we operate an 'Honesty policy'.

We all help ourselves, and if anybody can honestly remember how much they've had, they pay for it. ;D
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Pastis on October 05, 2007, 07:25:33 PM
I now aim to be in the Alma at about 5.00 if there are any takers....................
So far there are no unusual emanating from the Wandsworth direction.
From my elevated perch on the Surrey/London border, I can see dark clouds massing in the general area of Wandsworth. Thank god the brewery has now moved...

Contrary to your observations the Alma @ Wandsworth was pleasantly calm and hospitable  ;).
The Youngs was good and time passed without incident... well, apart from the odd Goth lovely asking for a light and the ubiquitous Chinese mainlander offering hookey DVDs, but that's normal for a Friday night...  whistle:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Barman on October 06, 2007, 05:37:46 AM
Everybody's slowly disappearing!
Sadly for you, I am still here.

In the absence of bar staff we operate an 'Honesty policy'.

We all help ourselves, and if anybody can honestly remember how much they've had, they pay for it. ;D
Memory not your string point when it comes to the till is it Darwin…  Banghead

Just don’t give the blind box away this time.  noooo:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Landlady on October 06, 2007, 07:43:40 AM
Everybody's slowly disappearing!
Sadly for you, I am still here.

In the absence of bar staff we operate an 'Honesty policy'.

We all help ourselves, and if anybody can honestly remember how much they've had, they pay for it. ;D
Memory not your string point when it comes to the till is it Darwin…  Banghead

Just don’t give the blind box away this time.  noooo:

Oh Barman please remember we don't accept 'string currency' anymore  ::) The exchange rate is appalling plus the fact no one knows how long a peice is so we never seem to be bale to get the till to balance  ::) ::)

I've nailed the blind box to the bar counter though, just to be on the safe side  whistle:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Barman on October 06, 2007, 07:45:18 AM
Bugger...  redface:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 06, 2007, 08:29:09 PM
.... one knows how long a peice is so we never seem to be bale to get the till to balance 
Thats the kind of string that holds up my trousers.
 
I've nailed the blind box to the bar counter though, just to be on the safe side  whistle:
Nailed!


I thought it was that gallon Teachers bottle that had gone missing.

Still never mind, I've nearly emptied another one. eastdrink048
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Barman on October 07, 2007, 04:53:34 AM
.... one knows how long a peice is so we never seem to be bale to get the till to balance 
Thats the kind of string that holds up my trousers.
 
I've nailed the blind box to the bar counter though, just to be on the safe side  whistle:
Nailed!


I thought it was that gallon Teachers bottle that had gone missing.

Still never mind, I've nearly emptied another one. eastdrink048
Teachers?  eeek:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: tel on October 08, 2007, 12:39:05 PM
It's happening again! Where is everybody going?
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2007, 12:49:43 PM
I have been busy and Mrs Nick is "working from home" cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Snoopy on October 08, 2007, 01:05:56 PM
It's happening again! Where is everybody going?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fim.edirectory.co.uk%2Fproducts%2F217%2Fi%2Flynxdeodbdspraytouch.jpg&hash=5533aaa2fc0ae5de631e95c45c2e10d129ab82fc)  whistle:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2007, 01:07:45 PM
And a red x too!
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: tel on October 08, 2007, 01:08:41 PM
And a red x too!

Same for me.
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2007, 01:09:53 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaVjbOs9.jpg&hash=1c260ca10189396787570126731a7430daf33f97) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aVjbOs9)

We can all contemplate this while we wait for someone else to turn up eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Snoopy on October 08, 2007, 01:11:00 PM
And a red x too!

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fviolent064.gif&hash=474cd537828dc23c69c5717091ea6091c9777d26)


Don't blame me if your fvcking PC's settings won't let you see a harmless advert for deodorant.
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: TG on October 08, 2007, 01:11:22 PM
And a red x too!

Same for me.

Same here. But I can see the Cherie photo.  eeek:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: TG on October 08, 2007, 01:13:12 PM
And a red x too!

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 happy001
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2007, 01:13:28 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaVjdNai.jpg&hash=427582ff1bbde4c910925b87e0dc9ad3950d2912) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aVjdNai)
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2007, 01:13:52 PM
And a red x too!

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fviolent064.gif&hash=474cd537828dc23c69c5717091ea6091c9777d26)


Don't blame me if your fvcking PC's settings won't let you see a harmless advert for deodorant.

Very clever!
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Snoopy on October 08, 2007, 01:15:02 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaVjdNai.jpg&hash=427582ff1bbde4c910925b87e0dc9ad3950d2912) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aVjdNai)


Now I can see two donkey pictures Nick.
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Sour Puss on October 08, 2007, 01:38:01 PM
 whistle:  Busy....Very very busy....
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Snoopy on October 08, 2007, 01:47:30 PM
It would seem that Tel logs on during his lunch break and the rest of us go to lunch  whistle:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: tel on October 08, 2007, 01:52:29 PM
It would seem that Tel logs on during his lunch break and the rest of us go to lunch  whistle:

What's a "lunch break"?
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2007, 01:59:48 PM
I'm back - I've been off to the crematorium to see the family...  noooo:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Snoopy on October 08, 2007, 02:15:07 PM
It would seem that Tel logs on during his lunch break and the rest of us go to lunch  whistle:

What's a "lunch break"?


I'll rephrase that ~ It would seem that TEL logs on when everyone else* in the office goes for lunch.







* For everyone else read Tel's Line Manager
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: tel on October 08, 2007, 02:25:08 PM
It would seem that Tel logs on during his lunch break and the rest of us go to lunch  whistle:

What's a "lunch break"?


I'll rephrase that ~ It would seem that TEL logs on when everyone else* in the office goes for lunch.







* For everyone else read Tel's Line Manager

I don't have a manager.
Well I do really, but he's only ever here about 2 days a month. He's seconded to a global project and he moved from Surrey to E Kilbride.
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Snoopy on October 08, 2007, 02:36:41 PM
It would seem that Tel logs on during his lunch break and the rest of us go to lunch  whistle:

What's a "lunch break"?


I'll rephrase that ~ It would seem that TEL logs on when everyone else* in the office goes for lunch.







* For everyone else read Tel's Line Manager

I don't have a manager.
Well I do really, but he's only ever here about 2 days a month. He's seconded to a global project and he moved from Surrey to E Kilbride.


East Kilbride is NOT Global ~ by any stretch of anyone's imagination.
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 08, 2007, 02:51:31 PM
It would seem that Tel logs on during his lunch break and the rest of us go to lunch  whistle:

What's a "lunch break"?

Lunch is when three pints of Guinness lines my stomach for the Young's-fest that follows four hours later  point:
Title: Re: The Moan Ranger
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2007, 02:54:04 PM
And someone has been busy with the plumbing I see.
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