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Title: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 10:32:39 AM: WHO AND WHY I AM NOT AMUSED!!! YOU KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on September 21, 2007, 10:33:39 AM: Excuse me, but what is this thread about??
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2007, 10:34:42 AM: Quote from: Marley's Ghost on September 21, 2007, 10:33:39 AM
Excuse me, but what is this thread about??
Donkeys prolly... whistle:
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Snoopy on September 21, 2007, 10:34:57 AM: I think somebody has been playing with Wenchy's avatar.
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: tel on September 21, 2007, 10:36:40 AM: ?
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Sour Puss on September 21, 2007, 10:42:32 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 10:32:39 AM
WHO AND WHY I AM NOT AMUSED!!! YOU KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!

evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil:

Love the new look. It is soooooo Cute lol: (It was not me I did not do it scared2:)
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: TG on September 21, 2007, 10:44:14 AM: Too cute by half. Why did you change it? ;)
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2007, 10:50:03 AM: I've upset Wenchy... scared2:
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: GROWLER on September 21, 2007, 10:51:56 AM: Will YOU STOP fiddlin' BM! ::)
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Snoopy on September 21, 2007, 10:52:29 AM: Quote from: Barman on September 21, 2007, 10:50:03 AM
I've upset Wenchy... scared2:

I'm not surprised ::)
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 10:54:54 AM: There is only one person other than myself who has access to such tools. censored:
They are now on my shit list. whistle:
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2007, 10:55:07 AM: Quote from: GROWLER on September 21, 2007, 10:51:56 AM
Will YOU STOP fiddlin' BM! ::)
You started it! cussing:
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2007, 10:55:54 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 10:54:54 AM
There is only one person other than myself who has access to such tools. censored:
They are now on my shit list. whistle:
A big boy made me do it... whistle:
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 10:57:18 AM: Quote from: Barman on September 21, 2007, 10:55:54 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 10:54:54 AM
There is only one person other than myself who has access to such tools. censored:
They are now on my shit list. whistle:
A big boy made me do it... whistle:

So if the Big Boy said go and buy Wenchy a nice digital SLR with an extra fisheye lense you'd do it? rubschin:
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2007, 10:59:04 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 10:57:18 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 21, 2007, 10:55:54 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 10:54:54 AM
There is only one person other than myself who has access to such tools. censored:
They are now on my shit list. whistle:
A big boy made me do it... whistle:

So if the Big Boy said go and buy Wenchy a nice digital SLR with an extra fisheye lense you'd do it? rubschin:
Of course! I doubt if he will tho... whistle:
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Snoopy on September 21, 2007, 11:09:00 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 10:54:54 AM
There is only one person other than myself who has access to such tools. censored:
They are now on my shit list. whistle:

Errrr Actually there are two others who can do that .... but it wasn't me and I don't think the cat is awake yet.
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2007, 11:09:55 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on September 21, 2007, 11:09:00 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 10:54:54 AM
There is only one person other than myself who has access to such tools. censored:
They are now on my shit list. whistle:

Errrr Actually there are two others who can do that .... but it wasn't me and I don't think the cat is awake yet.
But you would say that wouldn't you? whistle:
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 11:14:26 AM: Quote from: Barman on September 21, 2007, 10:59:04 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 10:57:18 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 21, 2007, 10:55:54 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 10:54:54 AM
There is only one person other than myself who has access to such tools. censored:
They are now on my shit list. whistle:
A big boy made me do it... whistle:

So if the Big Boy said go and buy Wenchy a nice digital SLR with an extra fisheye lense you'd do it? rubschin:
Of course! I doubt if he will tho... whistle:

BIG BOY WHERE ARE YOU?
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2007, 11:15:13 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 11:14:26 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 21, 2007, 10:59:04 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 10:57:18 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 21, 2007, 10:55:54 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 10:54:54 AM
There is only one person other than myself who has access to such tools. censored:
They are now on my shit list. whistle:
A big boy made me do it... whistle:

So if the Big Boy said go and buy Wenchy a nice digital SLR with an extra fisheye lense you'd do it? rubschin:
Of course! I doubt if he will tho... whistle:

BIG BOY WHERE ARE YOU?
Snigger... I am here... whistle:
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Snoopy on September 21, 2007, 11:15:42 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 11:14:26 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 21, 2007, 10:59:04 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 10:57:18 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 21, 2007, 10:55:54 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 10:54:54 AM
There is only one person other than myself who has access to such tools. censored:
They are now on my shit list. whistle:
A big boy made me do it... whistle:

So if the Big Boy said go and buy Wenchy a nice digital SLR with an extra fisheye lense you'd do it? rubschin:
Of course! I doubt if he will tho... whistle:

BIG BOY WHERE ARE YOU?

You stand a better chance with a little Landlady frankly. ;)
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 21, 2007, 11:16:52 AM: Hang on, there was a cute fluffy Wenchy? eeek:

nononononononononononononono dont believe it noooo:

As for the SLR with the fisheye lens of course he'd buy you it Wenchy, he'd just realise that it was a boys toy and use it himself whistle:
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: tel on September 21, 2007, 11:18:43 AM: 3/10
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 21, 2007, 12:53:00 PM: Can someone post the avatar picture for those who missed it? whistle:
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Post by: Nick on September 21, 2007, 12:53:38 PM: Yes please!
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Post by: Barman on September 21, 2007, 12:58:29 PM: Not again... scared2:
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Post by: Nick on September 21, 2007, 01:03:13 PM: We insist!
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2007, 01:04:22 PM: Quote from: Nick on September 21, 2007, 01:03:13 PM
We insist!
Ask Wenchy...
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Nick on September 21, 2007, 01:05:06 PM: OK

Wenchy, can we see the Avatar that ~~Barman~~ someone allocated to you earlier please.

Thanks

Nick
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Snoopy on September 21, 2007, 01:06:48 PM: FFS Children .... It was a spider which has been much used on this site and was then replaced by a fluffy toy kitten. Are you really that interested or just hopeful of some soft porn? ::)
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Nick on September 21, 2007, 01:07:20 PM: I had no idea what it was, I missed it. spider:
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 01:08:13 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi18.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fb107%2Fjollyholly2005%2Frocket.jpg&hash=3446e39f701438572ca79a2e072a9db1289b2f96)
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Sour Puss on September 21, 2007, 01:08:34 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on September 21, 2007, 01:06:48 PM
FFS Children .... It was a spider which has been much used on this site and was then replaced by a fluffy toy kitten. Are you really that interested or just hopeful of some soft porn? ::)

Oh, which spider, I missed that? I did like the little white kitty with the stickie out whiskers and bow...sooooo Cute.
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Nick on September 21, 2007, 01:09:05 PM: Does that need baking powder? (Growler will know what I mean)
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 21, 2007, 01:09:32 PM: Hardly Snoopy, was curious as to what would sent Wenchy into near Wenchcon 1. Plus I wanted to have an idea of how far it would be safe to wind her up in future whistle:
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 01:10:13 PM: Quote from: Nick on September 21, 2007, 01:09:05 PM
Does that need baking powder? (Growler will know what I mean)

No it doesn't it uses fuel. It's real!

(I didn't see the kitten)
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Nick on September 21, 2007, 01:10:48 PM: Diesel?
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Snoopy on September 21, 2007, 01:12:51 PM: Quote from: Nick on September 21, 2007, 01:07:20 PM
I had no idea what it was, I missed it. spider:

Well now you know ~ and stop picking your nose. evil:
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2007, 01:15:36 PM: ::)

It was this

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsigs%2Fsigs-animal-027.gif&hash=4b383e4d6d45740ecdb4371c56d7ca58c1dcc1de) (http://www.freesmileys.org)

Then

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsigs%2Fsigs-animal-004.gif&hash=4a82d822f92f4d841e95b544e1de1722926c5fcd) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 01:16:16 PM: Blasted Hello Kitty?!?!?!?! noooo:
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Nick on September 21, 2007, 01:16:20 PM: That second one is horrible noooo:
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 01:16:56 PM: Quote from: Nick on September 21, 2007, 01:16:20 PM
That second one is horrible noooo:

I know. sad24:
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2007, 01:25:32 PM: Oh, and then it was this...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload3.postimage.org%2F190643%2Fbarmaid.jpg&hash=e1a7246b2cfdbae5193568450f332498af765610) (http://upload3.postimage.org/190643/photo_hosting.html)
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 21, 2007, 01:28:58 PM: Something tells me Wenchy is more (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Frpg019.gif&hash=debfcc9ec55ed170a9baecb482fb29c20757f4b9) then hello kitty scared2:
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 21, 2007, 01:30:27 PM: More like this?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thruthekeyhole.com%2F_DSC0118.jpg&hash=fec8e180930e40c39553884495490c93b03716b7)
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Nick on September 21, 2007, 01:31:25 PM: A good likeness. It is PMT week, so Mr Wench has gone off for a few days to a safe distance and left her alone with her fish.
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 01:34:55 PM: I don't have tattoos. And no it isn't PMT week!
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2007, 01:36:37 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 01:34:55 PM
I don't have tattoos. And no it isn't PMT week!
You like the new avatar then? cloud9:

I thought you did have a tattoo... a little tiny one? rubschin:
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 01:37:33 PM: Quote from: Barman on September 21, 2007, 01:36:37 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 01:34:55 PM
I don't have tattoos. And no it isn't PMT week!
You like the new avatar then? cloud9:

I thought you did have a tattoo... a little tiny one? rubschin:

No, I want one but I'm too scared to get it done.
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 01:38:01 PM: My avatar is the same one it always is. eeek: Isn't it?
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2007, 01:38:48 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 01:38:01 PM
My avatar is the same one it always is. eeek: Isn't it?
Ah... that depends on where you log in... whistle:
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Nick on September 21, 2007, 01:38:52 PM: Not from where I am looking it isn't.
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: tel on September 21, 2007, 01:39:30 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 01:38:01 PM
My avatar is the same one it always is. eeek: Isn't it?

Ooh no!
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2007, 01:41:27 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 01:37:33 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 21, 2007, 01:36:37 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 01:34:55 PM
I don't have tattoos. And no it isn't PMT week!
You like the new avatar then? cloud9:

I thought you did have a tattoo... a little tiny one? rubschin:

No, I want one but I'm too scared to get it done.
Like this?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fflatrock.org.nz%2Ftopics%2Fodds_and_oddities%2Fassets%2Ftom_leppard.jpg&hash=d7d40fc3f95deab1f8f7438d69f1c3bfc1d5c10e)
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 01:41:43 PM: I can't remember the other address. sad24:
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Snoopy on September 21, 2007, 01:42:45 PM: At the moment yes your avatar is the one you usually have and for my vote it should stay that way unless you wish to change it.
To my mind the avatar we choose says much about how we perceive ourselves and how we wish to be perceived. NOBODY should play about with them and any alteration, by admin or mods, should be only made if a chosen avatar is obscene or offensive.
That said it is BM's ball so he gets to set the rules.
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2007, 01:42:54 PM: This one for Wenchy!
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fflatrock.org.nz%2Ftopics%2Fodds_and_oddities%2Fassets%2Ftough_tattoo.jpg&hash=450695fb8a8ba1f1c7d6337cdec77905ec7cfe06)
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 21, 2007, 01:45:18 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on September 21, 2007, 01:42:45 PM
At the moment yes your avatar is the one you usually have and for my vote it should stay that way unless you wish to change it.
To my mind the avatar we choose says much about how we perceive ourselves and how we wish to be perceived. NOBODY should play about with them and any alteration, by admin or mods, should be only made if a chosen avatar is obscene or offensive.
That said it is BM's ball so he gets to set the rules.

Just what I was thinking happy088
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 01:53:10 PM: Quote from: Barman on September 21, 2007, 01:42:54 PM
This one for Wenchy!
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fflatrock.org.nz%2Ftopics%2Fodds_and_oddities%2Fassets%2Ftough_tattoo.jpg&hash=450695fb8a8ba1f1c7d6337cdec77905ec7cfe06)

evil:
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Sour Puss on September 21, 2007, 02:07:09 PM: How about something like this one, it is not very big?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F70.86.16.94%2Fcache%2FLawnmower%2Flawnmowerversion2.jpg&hash=e05e294daac4a0de5b4b0f6c481fdba6a631e74f)
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on September 21, 2007, 02:17:25 PM: Quote from: Pussy Galore on September 21, 2007, 02:07:09 PM
How about something like this one, it is not very big?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thehumorarchives.com%2Fattachment%2F421%2Frude007.jpg&hash=35fa5cce2933e1b0d81961c89bbdb90c1cf439ed)

sad24: and you promised not too
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 02:20:17 PM: Quote from: Pussy Galore on September 21, 2007, 02:07:09 PM
How about something like this one, it is not very big?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thehumorarchives.com%2Fattachment%2F421%2Frude007.jpg&hash=35fa5cce2933e1b0d81961c89bbdb90c1cf439ed)

Personally I think the red cross is rather passe.
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Sour Puss on September 21, 2007, 03:37:40 PM: The male version is even better...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F70.86.16.94%2Fcache%2FLawnmower%2Fheadlawnmower.jpg&hash=3192d3655c203238e2d2196e9e9ecc1f62f99da8)
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Snoopy on September 21, 2007, 04:03:39 PM: Different? Yes! ~ Better? No!
Title: Re: TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 21, 2007, 06:05:25 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F70.86.16.94%2Fcache%2FLawnmower%2Fheadlawnmower.jpg&hash=3192d3655c203238e2d2196e9e9ecc1f62f99da8)

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