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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on May 10, 2007, 08:29:02 AM

Title: I see my Uncle is hovering at the door
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2007, 08:29:02 AM: Come in Uncle, don't be shy
Title: Re: I see my Uncle is hovering at the door
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2007, 08:30:06 AM: Quote from: Nick on May 10, 2007, 08:29:02 AM
Come in Uncle, don't be shy
Your ugly avatar is probably putting him off? noooo:
Title: Re: I see my Uncle is hovering at the door
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 10, 2007, 08:32:34 AM: I'm here, takes a while to set up that's all.

I'll be in the snug with a half of mild if you want to find me.
Title: Re: I see my Uncle is hovering at the door
Post by: Snoopy on May 10, 2007, 09:28:07 AM: Welcome aboard Uncle Mort. Nice to see you here too.
Title: Re: I see my Uncle is hovering at the door
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 10, 2007, 09:33:12 AM: Hello Mort.

Pint of mild is it?
Title: Re: I see my Uncle is hovering at the door
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2007, 09:39:07 AM: Pint of mild, mild ?n bitter, light ?n mild, you name it ? I?m a dab hand at cocktails. barman:
Title: Re: I see my Uncle is hovering at the door
Post by: Bar Wench on May 10, 2007, 09:46:28 AM: Screaming orgasm?
Title: Re: I see my Uncle is hovering at the door
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 10, 2007, 09:47:15 AM: Quote from: Barman link=topic=154. msg1216#msg1216 date=1178789947
Pint of mild, mild ?n bitter, light ?n mild, you name it ? I?m a dab hand at cocktails. barman:

You missed light 'n bitter which used to be the drink of my choice.

Now I'm a Guinness and red wine man (not in the same glass obviously)

Thanks for the welcome, I'll get the crib board out later.
Title: Re: I see my Uncle is hovering at the door
Post by: Snoopy on May 10, 2007, 09:48:33 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on May 10, 2007, 09:46:28 AM
Screaming orgasm?

With an umbrella?

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Title: Re: I see my Uncle is hovering at the door
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2007, 09:48:51 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on May 10, 2007, 09:46:28 AM
Screaming orgasm?

What are you on about?
Title: Re: I see my Uncle is hovering at the door
Post by: Snoopy on May 10, 2007, 09:50:26 AM: Quote from: Nick on May 10, 2007, 09:48:51 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 10, 2007, 09:46:28 AM
Screaming orgasm?

What are you on about?

Cocktails my precious Cocktails .... Now go and lie on the sofa and take a nap.
Title: Re: I see my Uncle is hovering at the door
Post by: Bar Wench on May 10, 2007, 09:50:46 AM: Twizzle sticks? eyes:
Title: Re: I see my Uncle is hovering at the door
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2007, 09:51:56 AM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 10, 2007, 09:47:15 AM
Quote from: Barman link=topic=154. msg1216#msg1216 date=1178789947
Pint of mild, mild ?n bitter, light ?n mild, you name it ? I?m a dab hand at cocktails. barman:

You missed light 'n bitter which used to be the drink of my choice.
That hasn't got Mild in it... noooo:

Did you drink L & B because you liked it or because you had a good chance of getting a pint-and-a-bit from a careless barmaid? whistle:
Title: Re: I see my Uncle is hovering at the door
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2007, 09:52:37 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on May 10, 2007, 09:50:26 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 10, 2007, 09:48:51 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 10, 2007, 09:46:28 AM
Screaming orgasm?

What are you on about?

Cocktails my precious Cocktails .... Now go and lie on the sofa and take a nap.

I wish I could, but The Boy is in trouble at school for fighting and has been suspended for FIVE EFFING DAYS!! sad32:
Title: Re: I see my Uncle is hovering at the door
Post by: Bar Wench on May 10, 2007, 09:55:36 AM: Nooooooo. That is bad even for The Boy!
Title: Re: I see my Uncle is hovering at the door
Post by: Snoopy on May 10, 2007, 09:56:38 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on May 10, 2007, 09:50:46 AM
Twizzle sticks? eyes:

I'm on the next plane ...
You supply the
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and dress appropriately this time
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I'll bring the twizzle sticks
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Title: Re: I see my Uncle is hovering at the door
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 10, 2007, 09:58:30 AM: Quote from: Barman link=topic=154. msg1231#msg1231 date=1178790716
You missed light 'n bitter which used to be the drink of my choice.
That hasn't got Mild in it. . . noooo:

Did you drink L & B because you liked it or because you had a good chance of getting a pint-and-a-bit from a careless barmaid? whistle:
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So very true ;)
Title: Re: I see my Uncle is hovering at the door
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2007, 10:26:46 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on May 10, 2007, 09:55:36 AM
Nooooooo. That is bad even for The Boy!

Don't we know it! I had a call from the school yesterday to come and collect him. I was in Hereford!!

Ms Nick got dragged out of invigilating an exam and was mightily pissed off!!

He is on bread and water at the moment (metaphorically speaking)
Title: Re: I see my Uncle is hovering at the door
Post by: Berek on May 10, 2007, 10:35:19 AM: the minute he rolls his eyes he's BARRED !!! ::)
Title: Re: I see my Uncle is hovering at the door
Post by: Bar Wench on May 10, 2007, 10:37:10 AM: Quote from: Nick on May 10, 2007, 10:26:46 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 10, 2007, 09:55:36 AM
Nooooooo. That is bad even for The Boy!

Don't we know it! I had a call from the school yesterday to come and collect him. I was in Hereford!!

Ms Nick got dragged out of invigilating an exam and was mightily pissed off!!

He is on bread and water at the moment (metaphorically speaking)

Oh dearie dearie me. Must have been pretty bad. They don't suspend at Mr Wench's school for anything! He had to drag two kids apart in the middle of a French lesson the other day. Two black eyes, a chipped tooth and assorted bruises between the kids and still no suspension!
Title: Re: I see my Uncle is hovering at the door
Post by: Snoopy on May 10, 2007, 10:46:07 AM: Takes two to fight (at least) I trust the opponent(s) has/have also been suspended for a similar period.
Title: Re: I see my Uncle is hovering at the door
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2007, 10:47:29 AM: He was fighting with a teacher!!
Title: Re: I see my Uncle is hovering at the door
Post by: Bar Wench on May 10, 2007, 10:48:48 AM: Quote from: Nick on May 10, 2007, 10:47:29 AM
He was fighting with a teacher!!

Ahhh one of those children. scared:
Title: Re: I see my Uncle is hovering at the door
Post by: Snoopy on May 10, 2007, 10:53:09 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on May 10, 2007, 10:48:48 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 10, 2007, 10:47:29 AM
He was fighting with a teacher!!

Ahhh one of those children. scared:

Or one of those teachers.

Many many years ago I felt impelled to give one of my teachers a "bit of a slap".
He was a sadistic b@st@rd and someone had to do it one day. It fell to me.
He left the school and I enjoyed a public six with the cane across the arse from the Head
Plus a lecture about "Talking the law into own hands etc.
He (the head) made me a prefect the following week.

A very wise man that Head.
Title: Re: I see my Uncle is hovering at the door
Post by: Bar Wench on May 10, 2007, 10:58:17 AM: I know I was being tongue in cheek really. I got made Head Girl by my head after a two day suspension for losing my rag with a teacher. Some can be dreadful dreadful people who have no business being in the profession.
Title: Re: I see my Uncle is hovering at the door
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 10, 2007, 11:05:24 AM: Quote from: Berek link=topic=154. msg1268#msg1268 date=1178793319
the minute he rolls his eyes he's BARRED !!! ::)

Can't promise anything ;)
Title: Re: I see my Uncle is hovering at the door
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 10, 2007, 12:31:00 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on May 10, 2007, 10:58:17 AM
I got made Head Girl.
eeek: eeek: eeek:
I think we have been over this ground before!

That reminds me, why does this forum say "go down" in big letters at the top of the page?

I keep pressing it and all that happens is it pops to the bottom of the page.

Is it another of these "xx Posts before it works" features?
Title: Re: I see my Uncle is hovering at the door
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2007, 12:32:36 PM: I fear you may be risking a visit to the cellar
Title: Re: I see my Uncle is hovering at the door
Post by: Bar Wench on May 10, 2007, 12:33:33 PM: Quote from: Nick on May 10, 2007, 12:32:36 PM
I fear you may be risking a visit to the cellar

Complete with spiders! spider:
Title: Re: I see my Uncle is hovering at the door
Post by: Snoopy on May 10, 2007, 12:41:18 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 10, 2007, 12:31:00 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 10, 2007, 10:58:17 AM
I got made Head Girl.
eeek: eeek: eeek:
I think we have been over this ground before!

That reminds me, why does this forum say "go down" in big letters at the top of the page?

I keep pressing it and all that happens is it pops to the bottom of the page.

Is it another of these "xx Posts before it works" features?

I know what you are hoping for and can assure you that having been here from the beginning that is all it does ........ Mind you when you do "Go Down" there is a button that says "Go Up" .... I assume it is some sort of Dumb Waiter control. whistle: