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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on May 15, 2026, 01:43:00 PM

Title: Disney horrors
Post by: Nick on May 15, 2026, 01:43:00 PM
The vicar’s daughter has been dragged to Florida with her husband’s chav family.

They are instructed to wear Mickey Mouse ears at ALL TIMES “for the children “

I am getting bulletins

Everyone’s arguing and expecting different things. And they’re incapable of talking about it- Johnny’s being a sterling mediator but the passive aggressive negotiations are incessant. I had a walk and found a pretty ish little park- the only place in walking distance- and couldn’t sit down to eat my sandwiches- it was full of alligators, snakes said the sign and fire ants infesting the grass.

Next one:

I’m finding rum and lemonade comforting- it’s about 2pm and 33’C
Title: Re: Disney horrors
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2026, 02:09:43 PM
The vicar’s daughter has been dragged to Florida with her husband’s chav family.

They are instructed to wear Mickey Mouse ears at ALL TIMES “for the children “

I am getting bulletins

Everyone’s arguing and expecting different things. And they’re incapable of talking about it- Johnny’s being a sterling mediator but the passive aggressive negotiations are incessant. I had a walk and found a pretty ish little park- the only place in walking distance- and couldn’t sit down to eat my sandwiches- it was full of alligators, snakes said the sign and fire ants infesting the grass.

Next one:

I’m finding rum and lemonade comforting- it’s about 2pm and 33’C

Oh gawd!

I took the whole family to Disney - it was a shit show...  noooo:
Title: Re: Disney horrors
Post by: Nick on May 15, 2026, 02:11:59 PM
Two weeks to go noooo:
Title: Re: Disney horrors
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2026, 02:13:29 PM
Two weeks to go noooo:

Longest two weeks of her life...  lol:
Title: Re: Disney horrors
Post by: Nick on May 15, 2026, 02:14:19 PM
More tales of woe, I hope eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Disney horrors
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2026, 02:35:44 PM
More tales of woe, I hope eveilgrin:


Popcorn:
Title: Re: Disney horrors
Post by: Steve on May 15, 2026, 03:11:48 PM
 noooo:  2 weeks in one resort? noooo:  noooo: noooo: