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Title: The all new Nostrilcam thread
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2026, 12:56:27 PM

All nice and ready like…

Title: Re: The all new Nostrilcam thread
Post by: Steve on May 05, 2026, 04:14:19 PM

No videos please

Title: Re: The all new Nostrilcam thread
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2026, 04:20:34 PM

 angel1

Title: Re: The all new Nostrilcam thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 06, 2026, 08:03:13 AM

Whenever I've have a nose swab I break into spontaneous laughter    rubschin:

Title: Re: The all new Nostrilcam thread
Post by: Steve on May 06, 2026, 08:15:42 AM

Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 06, 2026, 08:03:13 AM

Whenever I've have a nose swab I break into spontaneous laughter    rubschin:

rubschin: rubschin:

Title: Re: The all new Nostrilcam thread
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2026, 08:49:04 AM

Blimey! Appointment for next Thursday!!

Title: Re: The all new Nostrilcam thread
Post by: Steve on May 08, 2026, 09:13:13 AM

Quote from: Nick on May 08, 2026, 08:49:04 AM

Blimey! Appointment for next Thursday!!

Not to be sniffed at

Title: Re: The all new Nostrilcam thread
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2026, 12:07:18 PM

Off I go… scared2:

Title: Re: The all new Nostrilcam thread
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2026, 05:04:09 PM

Finally back

Very young doctor asks what wrong.

I CAN’’T HEAR YOU. SPEAK UP!!

He asks again and I explain two inner ear infections and two burst ear drums

He puts a thing in my ears

YOU’VE GOT TWO BURST EARDRUMS AS A RESULT OF INFECTION

I agree with him.

He produces  tuning fork to test my hearing.

I have to show him how it works.

He sends me for a hearing test with headphones and everyfink.

He sees me again.

MY BOSS IS COMING TO HAVE A LOOK

She does

YOU’VE GOT TWO BURST EARDRUMS AS A RESULT OF INFECTION

She prescribes more antibiotics and says I will get an appointment for an MRI scan

I go to hospital pharmacy and wait an hour for meds

 NickSick

Title: Re: The all new Nostrilcam thread
Post by: Steve on May 14, 2026, 05:08:20 PM

WHAT YOU SAY?

Title: Re: The all new Nostrilcam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 14, 2026, 10:22:14 PM

Quote from: Steve on May 14, 2026, 05:08:20 PM

WHAT YOU SAY?

WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO STEVE?