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Title: Biting my tongue ….
Post by: apc2010 on August 03, 2025, 03:58:11 PM
The other night at a venue we do regularly and since it opened ..a new waiter came up to me ..to offer DJing advice … noooo: noooo:

I was instantly reminded of the Bill Hicks ….when reading a book in a waffle house …

He was asked ..” what you reading for ? “ ….not what are you reading ..?

His answer was …” so I dont end up a f*&£”’ waffle house waitress …” ..!.
Title: Re: Biting my tongue ….
Post by: Steve on August 03, 2025, 08:26:38 PM
The other night at a venue we do regularly and since it opened ..a new waiter came up to me ..to offer DJing advice … noooo: noooo:

I was instantly reminded of the Bill Hicks ….when reading a book in a waffle house …

He was asked ..” what you reading for ? “ ….not what are you reading ..?

His answer was …” so I dont end up a f*&£”’ waffle house waitress …” ..!.
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Title: Re: Biting my tongue ….
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2025, 05:52:47 AM
The other night at a venue we do regularly and since it opened ..a new waiter came up to me ..to offer DJing advice … noooo: noooo:

I was instantly reminded of the Bill Hicks ….when reading a book in a waffle house …

He was asked ..” what you reading for ? “ ….not what are you reading ..?

His answer was …” so I dont end up a f*&£”’ waffle house waitress …” ..!.

 ;D
Title: Re: Biting my tongue ….
Post by: apc2010 on August 08, 2025, 12:47:05 AM
Same venue tonight …same waiter came up and said ..” Do you want me to do the end of night “speech? “ …

 ::)  rubschin:  I asked him ..what are their names ..? ..don’t know.

Which company wedding ..is this ..? ….dont know …

How are they leaving venue/ getting to their hotels ..don’t know ..

I politely suggest maybe it was better if I did it … noooo: ..
Title: Re: Biting my tongue ….
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2025, 09:35:17 AM
Same venue tonight …same waiter came up and said ..” Do you want me to do the end of night “speech? “ …

 ::)  rubschin:  I asked him ..what are their names ..? ..don’t know.

Which company wedding ..is this ..? ….dont know …

How are they leaving venue/ getting to their hotels ..don’t know ..

I politely suggest maybe it was better if I did it … noooo: ..


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Biting my tongue ….
Post by: Steve on August 08, 2025, 09:35:42 AM
Same venue tonight …same waiter came up and said ..” Do you want me to do the end of night “speech? “ …

 ::)  rubschin:  I asked him ..what are their names ..? ..don’t know.

Which company wedding ..is this ..? ….dont know …

How are they leaving venue/ getting to their hotels ..don’t know ..

I politely suggest maybe it was better if I did it … noooo: ..
;D  :thumbsup: