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Title: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 09, 2025, 06:21:05 AM
So right in the middle of the grooming gang scandal coverage the Labour TikTok channel released a new video with a soundtrack that is a Portuguese song about getting young girls addicted to drugs and alcohol before sexually assaulting them. I honestly can't decide if this is a case of Hanlon's razor or not.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2025/01/06/labour-song-drugging-girls-explicit-lyrics-tikok-video/

 Banghead
Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Barman on January 09, 2025, 07:47:49 AM
So right in the middle of the grooming gang scandal coverage the Labour TikTok channel released a new video with a soundtrack that is a Portuguese song about getting young girls addicted to drugs and alcohol before sexually assaulting them. I honestly can't decide if this is a case of Hanlon's razor or not.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2025/01/06/labour-song-drugging-girls-explicit-lyrics-tikok-video/

 Banghead


 noooo:
Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Steve on January 09, 2025, 09:52:40 AM
So right in the middle of the grooming gang scandal coverage the Labour TikTok channel released a new video with a soundtrack that is a Portuguese song about getting young girls addicted to drugs and alcohol before sexually assaulting them. I honestly can't decide if this is a case of Hanlon's razor or not.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2025/01/06/labour-song-drugging-girls-explicit-lyrics-tikok-video/

 Banghead


 noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 19, 2025, 10:30:37 AM
Gee I wonder why they are cutting your benefits and garnishing you for the $40k overpayment. Could it be that the low end price for the 2024 BMW you said you had just bought the week below is exactly how much you have been overpaid? Normally I'd be wondering how many kids she had to get get nearly $4k a month in food stamps but that face is probably more effective than a vasectomy.  noooo:

https://youtu.be/irh5iKXpbq0?si=t9muwS8TNrhPrpqj
Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 16, 2025, 12:43:01 PM
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Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Steve on March 16, 2025, 02:25:58 PM
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Affs  https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=6424.msg772671#msg772671
Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 18, 2025, 06:08:12 PM
What's that phrase again......ah yes. Location, location location.  whistle:

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I'm sure nobody saw this coming  facepalm:
Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2025, 08:26:34 AM
What's that phrase again......ah yes. Location, location location.  whistle:

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I'm sure nobody saw this coming  facepalm:


Owch! happy001
Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2025, 04:27:48 PM
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Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Steve on March 24, 2025, 06:05:50 PM
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Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 27, 2025, 01:53:59 PM
Words fail me..  eeek:

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Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Barman on April 27, 2025, 02:07:31 PM
Words fail me..  eeek:

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OMG!  eeek:



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Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 27, 2025, 10:57:09 PM
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/block-sunlight-british-scientists-global-warming-b2740295.html

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Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2025, 05:58:48 AM
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/block-sunlight-british-scientists-global-warming-b2740295.html

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Madness isn't it...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 14, 2025, 01:54:52 PM
I thought it was a wind up till I checked on the website and found that not only was it real but it's already sold out. Dr Squatch was selling a bar of soap with a couple of drops of Sydney Sweeney's bathwater in it. Whoever bought this gets nominated.  noooo:

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Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Steve on June 14, 2025, 02:23:24 PM
I thought it was a wind up till I checked on the website and found that not only was it real but it's already sold out. Dr Squatch was selling a bar of soap with a couple of drops of Sydney Sweeney's bathwater in it. Whoever bought this gets nominated.  noooo:

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noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Barman on June 14, 2025, 02:44:22 PM
I thought it was a wind up till I checked on the website and found that not only was it real but it's already sold out. Dr Squatch was selling a bar of soap with a couple of drops of Sydney Sweeney's bathwater in it. Whoever bought this gets nominated.  noooo:

(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-dbb0571e0d628571fc768a300ae861f7)
noooo: noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 18, 2025, 03:36:41 AM
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Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 10, 2025, 04:04:22 AM
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Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Barman on August 10, 2025, 07:23:07 AM
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 noooo:
Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 18, 2025, 03:33:03 AM
And the moral of the story is don't shove a police officer when they are in tactical gear carrying a tear gas launcher  noooo:

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 noooo:
Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2025, 08:56:46 AM
And the moral of the story is don't shove a police officer when they are in tactical gear carrying a tear gas launcher  noooo:

(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-b79e6d34741473915ddbec068159dd58)

 noooo:

 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 12, 2025, 05:32:59 PM
Infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me..  Banghead

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/tv/itv-adds-trigger-warning-to-carry-on-star-kenneth-william-s-show-due-to-outdated-references/ar-AA1LNDtj?apiversion=v2&noservercache=1&domshim=1&renderwebcomponents=1&wcseo=1&batchservertelemetry=1&noservertelemetry=1
Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Barman on September 14, 2025, 07:24:49 AM
Infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me..  Banghead

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/tv/itv-adds-trigger-warning-to-carry-on-star-kenneth-william-s-show-due-to-outdated-references/ar-AA1LNDtj?apiversion=v2&noservercache=1&domshim=1&renderwebcomponents=1&wcseo=1&batchservertelemetry=1&noservertelemetry=1


FFS!  noooo:
Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 21, 2025, 10:37:02 PM
I'd like to recommend the pair of utter cockwombles who decided it would be perfectly fine to spark up a spliff in the screen tonight.  noooo:
Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Barman on September 22, 2025, 06:00:40 AM
I'd like to recommend the pair of utter cockwombles who decided it would be perfectly fine to spark up a spliff in the screen tonight.  noooo:


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Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 05, 2025, 10:21:37 PM
We have another Sunday Cinema Idiot nomination. "Wow I'm enjoying this film so much I think I'll take a photo of the screen..." Well guess what, we have these wonderful things called night vision cameras which can pick up things like that.........especially if you FORGET TO TURN OFF THE FLASH YOU ABSOLUTE BELLEND!!!!  cussing:

I miss the days where it was a challenge to catch people pulling stupid shit like this.  Banghead
Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Barman on October 06, 2025, 05:28:35 AM
We have another Sunday Cinema Idiot nomination. "Wow I'm enjoying this film so much I think I'll take a photo of the screen..." Well guess what, we have these wonderful things called night vision cameras which can pick up things like that.........especially if you FORGET TO TURN OFF THE FLASH YOU ABSOLUTE BELLEND!!!!  cussing:

I miss the days where it was a challenge to catch people pulling stupid shit like this.  Banghead

 noooo:
Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Steve on October 06, 2025, 10:38:16 AM
We have another Sunday Cinema Idiot nomination. "Wow I'm enjoying this film so much I think I'll take a photo of the screen..." Well guess what, we have these wonderful things called night vision cameras which can pick up things like that.........especially if you FORGET TO TURN OFF THE FLASH YOU ABSOLUTE BELLEND!!!!  cussing:

I miss the days where it was a challenge to catch people pulling stupid shit like this.  Banghead
lol: lol: lol: what a berk
Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2025, 03:07:41 AM
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Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Barman on October 24, 2025, 05:27:54 AM
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 noooo:

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Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Steve on October 24, 2025, 10:03:20 AM
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 noooo:

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Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2025, 12:34:48 PM
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 noooo:

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Smugger special forces..  whistle:
Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Barman on October 25, 2025, 06:48:04 AM
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 noooo:

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Smugger special forces..  whistle:


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Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Steve on October 25, 2025, 09:46:10 AM
The guy that released the Epping migrant sex offender by mistake yesterday

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdx4k2d5yxlo
Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Barman on October 25, 2025, 09:49:30 AM
The guy that released the Epping migrant sex offender by mistake yesterday

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdx4k2d5yxlo

Yes, they had one fucking job!  Banghead
Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 26, 2025, 02:49:48 AM
The guy that released the Epping migrant sex offender by mistake yesterday

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdx4k2d5yxlo

Yes, they had one fucking job!  Banghead

It get's worse, apparently he tried to turn himself into Chelmsford prison and they turned him away and pointed him towards the train station.  Banghead

https://youtu.be/WAiGd9vP1Ys?si=7Dj9AD_y6cwDLvUx
Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Steve on October 26, 2025, 10:25:31 AM
Yep but at least he has now been caught
Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 26, 2025, 06:08:19 PM
Twenty grand to make yourself look like a parody. Well I suppose you can save a fortune on air fare, all you have to do is wet your lips and slam your face against the side of the plane.  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2025/10/25/spent-20-000-worlds-biggest-lips-looked-like-24522440
Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Steve on October 26, 2025, 07:17:02 PM
Twenty grand to make yourself look like a parody. Well I suppose you can save a fortune on air fare, all you have to do is wet your lips and slam your face against the side of the plane.  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2025/10/25/spent-20-000-worlds-biggest-lips-looked-like-24522440
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2025, 06:20:08 AM
Twenty grand to make yourself look like a parody. Well I suppose you can save a fortune on air fare, all you have to do is wet your lips and slam your face against the side of the plane.  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2025/10/25/spent-20-000-worlds-biggest-lips-looked-like-24522440
noooo: noooo: noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

Where do these freaks get all the munny for these ops...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Steve on October 27, 2025, 10:10:42 AM
Twenty grand to make yourself look like a parody. Well I suppose you can save a fortune on air fare, all you have to do is wet your lips and slam your face against the side of the plane.  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2025/10/25/spent-20-000-worlds-biggest-lips-looked-like-24522440
noooo: noooo: noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

Where do these freaks get all the munny for these ops...?  noooo:
going on the game?
Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2025, 12:22:01 PM
Twenty grand to make yourself look like a parody. Well I suppose you can save a fortune on air fare, all you have to do is wet your lips and slam your face against the side of the plane.  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2025/10/25/spent-20-000-worlds-biggest-lips-looked-like-24522440
noooo: noooo: noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

Where do these freaks get all the munny for these ops...?  noooo:
going on the game?

I spose there could be a fetish for that sort of thing...?  sick2:
Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 27, 2025, 01:43:46 PM
Twenty grand to make yourself look like a parody. Well I suppose you can save a fortune on air fare, all you have to do is wet your lips and slam your face against the side of the plane.  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2025/10/25/spent-20-000-worlds-biggest-lips-looked-like-24522440
noooo: noooo: noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

Where do these freaks get all the munny for these ops...?  noooo:
going on the game?

I spose there could be a fetish for that sort of thing...?  sick2:

Well as furries are a thing I suppose someone turned on by a lamprey isn't beyond the realm of possibility  noooo:
Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 03, 2025, 04:47:52 PM
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Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Steve on November 03, 2025, 05:55:16 PM
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Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 04, 2025, 03:14:08 PM
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Thinking that a couple of planks could hold the weight of a Lada..  facepalm:
Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Steve on November 05, 2025, 12:20:24 AM
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Thinking that a couple of planks could hold the weight of a Lada..  facepalm:
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Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Barman on November 05, 2025, 06:46:43 AM
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Thinking that a couple of planks could hold the weight of a Lada..  facepalm:
noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 05, 2025, 05:17:47 PM
The guy that released the Epping migrant sex offender by mistake yesterday

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdx4k2d5yxlo

Yes, they had one fucking job!  Banghead

It get's worse, apparently he tried to turn himself into Chelmsford prison and they turned him away and pointed him towards the train station.  Banghead

https://youtu.be/WAiGd9vP1Ys?si=7Dj9AD_y6cwDLvUx

Jesus Christ, it's happened again. Another sex offender accidentally released.  Banghead

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c5ylvz217ept
Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Steve on November 05, 2025, 07:15:18 PM
 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2025, 07:51:06 AM
The guy that released the Epping migrant sex offender by mistake yesterday

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdx4k2d5yxlo

Yes, they had one fucking job!  Banghead

It get's worse, apparently he tried to turn himself into Chelmsford prison and they turned him away and pointed him towards the train station.  Banghead

https://youtu.be/WAiGd9vP1Ys?si=7Dj9AD_y6cwDLvUx

Jesus Christ, it's happened again. Another sex offender accidentally released.  Banghead

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c5ylvz217ept


But, but but... That nice Mr. Lammy said they'd put in the stongest systems evah to prevent it happening again!  lol:
Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Steve on November 06, 2025, 08:43:05 AM
He completely lost what passes for his cool at PMQs yesterday over this.  Never been fit for higher office.

https://news.sky.com/story/lammy-prisoners-manhunt-wrongly-released-reeves-tax-rises-budget-politics-latest-starmer-labour-12593360
Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Steve on November 06, 2025, 10:43:46 AM

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Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2025, 11:16:17 AM

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Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 06, 2025, 01:03:51 PM
https://youtu.be/_dUAEVoLtQM?si=p1t0rUlEBmW-2gnS

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Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 08, 2025, 08:06:38 PM
262 prisoners wrongly released between Jan and March??? Am I being overly cynical in thinking this is sprinting past fuckwittery and into planned?  Banghead

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn51329exkqo
Title: Re: Nominations for the Absolute Fuckwit of the Year 2025 award.
Post by: Steve on November 08, 2025, 09:12:37 PM
262 prisoners wrongly released between Jan and March??? Am I being overly cynical in thinking this is sprinting past fuckwittery and into planned?  Banghead

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn51329exkqo
Bad wording by the BBC

It's the figure from March 2024 to March 2025  https://news.sky.com/story/how-many-prisoners-are-released-by-mistake-here-are-the-stats-as-search-for-migrant-sex-offender-continues-13457029