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Title: My new potted palm
Post by: Nick on January 25, 2024, 05:42:24 PM
Nod planned to buy me a large house plant for my birthday. Naturally, he failed to do this.

Instead he gave me a £50 Sainsburys voucher to buy a large house plant.

Sainsburys do not sell large house plants. Banghead

Cunningly, I decided to use the voucher for a Sainsburys shop and redeploy the £50 I didn’t spend on a large house plant  :thumbsup:

I ordered the plant online for delivery yesterday   evil:

Banghead

At 2.00 an email informed me it had been delivered. It hadn’t

This led to a discussion with the courier call centre.

In Nigeria Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

“It has been delivered to a suitable location “

They sent a picture of a palm tree in front of a random front door.

I said it was not my front door.

They told me to contact the supplier

I did.

They said it had been delivered. They sent me the same picture. I sent them a picture of MY front door and demanded a refund.

They eventually agreed.  :thumbsup:

This morning a woman knocked on my door. She lives 2 miles away. She was holding a large potted palm



 
Title: Re: My new potted palm
Post by: Steve on January 25, 2024, 06:35:49 PM
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Title: Re: My new potted palm
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2024, 07:40:54 PM
Nod planned to buy me a large house plant for my birthday. Naturally, he failed to do this.

Instead he gave me a £50 Sainsburys voucher to buy a large house plant.

Sainsburys do not sell large house plants. Banghead

Cunningly, I decided to use the voucher for a Sainsburys shop and redeploy the £50 I didn’t spend on a large house plant  :thumbsup:

I ordered the plant online for delivery yesterday   evil:

Banghead

At 2.00 an email informed me it had been delivered. It hadn’t

This led to a discussion with the courier call centre.

In Nigeria Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

“It has been delivered to a suitable location “

They sent a picture of a palm tree in front of a random front door.

I said it was not my front door.

They told me to contact the supplier

I did.

They said it had been delivered. They sent me the same picture. I sent them a picture of MY front door and demanded a refund.

They eventually agreed.  :thumbsup:

This morning a woman knocked on my door. She lives 2 miles away. She was holding a large potted palm

Dead in a week...  noooo:
Title: Re: My new potted palm
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 26, 2024, 12:25:15 AM
Nod planned to buy me a large house plant for my birthday. Naturally, he failed to do this.

Instead he gave me a £50 Sainsburys voucher to buy a large house plant.

Sainsburys do not sell large house plants. Banghead

Cunningly, I decided to use the voucher for a Sainsburys shop and redeploy the £50 I didn’t spend on a large house plant  :thumbsup:

I ordered the plant online for delivery yesterday  evil:

Banghead

At 2.00 an email informed me it had been delivered. It hadn’t

This led to a discussion with the courier call centre.

In Nigeria Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

“It has been delivered to a suitable location “

They sent a picture of a palm tree in front of a random front door.

I said it was not my front door.

They told me to contact the supplier

I did.

They said it had been delivered. They sent me the same picture. I sent them a picture of MY front door and demanded a refund.

They eventually agreed.  :thumbsup:

This morning a woman knocked on my door. She lives 2 miles away. She was holding a large potted palm

A simple line but the moment I read it I immediately knew something was going to go wrong..  whistle:
Title: Re: My new potted palm
Post by: Barman on January 26, 2024, 07:49:39 AM
Nod planned to buy me a large house plant for my birthday. Naturally, he failed to do this.

Instead he gave me a £50 Sainsburys voucher to buy a large house plant.

Sainsburys do not sell large house plants. Banghead

Cunningly, I decided to use the voucher for a Sainsburys shop and redeploy the £50 I didn’t spend on a large house plant  :thumbsup:

I ordered the plant online for delivery yesterday  evil:

Banghead

At 2.00 an email informed me it had been delivered. It hadn’t

This led to a discussion with the courier call centre.

In Nigeria Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

“It has been delivered to a suitable location “

They sent a picture of a palm tree in front of a random front door.

I said it was not my front door.

They told me to contact the supplier

I did.

They said it had been delivered. They sent me the same picture. I sent them a picture of MY front door and demanded a refund.

They eventually agreed.  :thumbsup:

This morning a woman knocked on my door. She lives 2 miles away. She was holding a large potted palm

A simple line but the moment I read it I immediately knew something was going to go wrong..  whistle:

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