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Title: My current builders!
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2007, 11:17:21 AM
In order to do the work to the wall downstairs they have had to remove a light switch and a radiator. They have just informed me that they cannot reconnect the light swich (we aren't electricians) and although they will re attach the radiator we shall have to get a man in to rebalance the system (we aren't heating engineers).

Thanks guys cussing:
Title: Re: My current builders!
Post by: Berek on September 19, 2007, 11:22:07 AM
no more brews for them.. rubschin:
Title: Re: My current builders!
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2007, 11:22:27 AM
My first response!!
Title: Re: My current builders!
Post by: Misunderstood on September 19, 2007, 02:00:03 PM
My first response is: Them wot breaks things should fix them.
Title: Re: My current builders!
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 19, 2007, 04:30:25 PM
Want to swap builders Nick, the blokes doing the office roof are scaring the hell out of me. Between the drilling suddenly being followed by some godawful crunching noise, the sound of pieces of the roof falling onto the ceiling tiles and the dance of the sugarplum hippo to say I'm nervous about having to sit right under where they are working is a bloody great understatement.  scared:
Title: Re: My current builders!
Post by: Mr Happy on September 19, 2007, 08:10:46 PM
Unfortunately Nick they are correct due to 'new legislation' codeword government intervention to further screw homeowners and rake in greater taxation!
Title: Re: My current builders!
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2007, 12:13:39 PM
Workmen have just dug a four foot deep trench in the pavement outside my house?

?across my driveway?

?with my truck on the drive.  Banghead
Title: Re: My current builders!
Post by: Snoopy on September 21, 2007, 12:26:29 PM
Quick work Wenchy ~ that'll put a cramp in his style.  lol:
Title: Re: My current builders!
Post by: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 12:31:39 PM
The Wench Phone is most powerful.
Title: Re: My current builders!
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 21, 2007, 12:34:08 PM
Barman, if you have a deep cellar now sounds like a good time to go down there. It would appear Wenchy is trying to trap you before invoking Wenchcom 1  scared2:
Title: Re: My current builders!
Post by: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 12:39:07 PM
Sssssh don't give the game away.  noooo:
Title: Re: My current builders!
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 21, 2007, 12:41:17 PM
Given that you've made sure he cant use his truck it doesnt really matter Wenchy, I get the impression WC1 puts Nick to shame for pure destruction  scared:








Its been nice knowing you barman.  sad24:
Title: Re: My current builders!
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2007, 12:44:04 PM
I am in the basement...  whistle:
Title: Re: My current builders!
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 21, 2007, 12:44:52 PM
I'd start digging if I were you, that probably isnt going to be anywhere near deep enough...
Title: Re: My current builders!
Post by: Nick on September 21, 2007, 12:48:36 PM
Wenchy  is preparing to launch



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Title: Re: My current builders!
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2007, 12:49:05 PM
Wenchy is a big softy really...
Title: Re: My current builders!
Post by: Nick on September 21, 2007, 12:49:53 PM
Not sure about the softy bit, big yes
Title: Re: My current builders!
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 21, 2007, 12:50:29 PM
Can we quote that as your epitaph Barman  happy001
Title: Re: My current builders!
Post by: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 12:53:40 PM
The Wench Drill is nearly ready!  eveilgrin:

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Title: Re: My current builders!
Post by: Nick on September 21, 2007, 12:54:22 PM
Do people actually pay her to be at "work"?
Title: Re: My current builders!
Post by: Sour Puss on September 21, 2007, 12:55:46 PM
Do people actually pay her to be at "work"?

YUP!  I would apply but I don't want to relocate to the smoke.
Title: Re: My current builders!
Post by: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 12:56:25 PM
Do people actually pay her to be at "work"?

Yes. I'm at lunch.  whistle:
Title: Re: My current builders!
Post by: tel on September 21, 2007, 12:56:52 PM
Wenchy  is preparing to launch



I think it would be more likely that Wenchy would be preparing to lunch
Title: Re: My current builders!
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2007, 12:57:11 PM
The Wench Drill is nearly ready!  eveilgrin:

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lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: My current builders!
Post by: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 12:57:30 PM
You think it's funny?  eeek:
Title: Re: My current builders!
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 21, 2007, 12:58:49 PM
Is that at lunch or out to lunch Wenchy dear  whistle:

If you want to maximise the damage Wenchy let Nick press the start button...  point:
Title: Re: My current builders!
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2007, 12:59:03 PM
You think it's funny?  eeek:
Yes, the drill is missing me!  point:
Title: Re: My current builders!
Post by: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 01:00:19 PM
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There. Still think it's funny?
Title: Re: My current builders!
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 21, 2007, 01:01:28 PM
Thats why I suggested that Nick start the drill, it misses you and then after a second or so there is a huge waterspout and Cyprus sinks beneath the waves like atlantis.

 rubschin: Now I think about it could that legend have been caused by the antics of one of Nick's ancestors?  whistle:
Title: Re: My current builders!
Post by: Nick on September 21, 2007, 01:02:55 PM
Is that at lunch or out to lunch Wenchy dear  whistle:

If you want to maximise the damage Wenchy let Nick press the start button...  point:

 evil:
Title: Re: My current builders!
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2007, 01:04:59 PM
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There. Still think it's funny?
scared2:
Title: Re: My current builders!
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2007, 01:35:07 PM
The builders have gone home - for the weekend prolly... doh:
Title: Re: My current builders!
Post by: Nick on September 21, 2007, 01:35:56 PM
Are you trapped then?
Title: Re: My current builders!
Post by: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 01:36:41 PM
The builders have gone home - for the weekend prolly... doh:

They'll be back sooner than you think.  eveilgrin:

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Title: Re: My current builders!
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2007, 01:38:05 PM
Are you trapped then?
Yes...  sad24:
Title: Re: My current builders!
Post by: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 01:38:41 PM
Are you trapped then?
Yes...  sad24:

Trying getting out to drink with Moldovian Artistes now.  point:
Title: Re: My current builders!
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2007, 02:35:19 PM
They've made a little bridge in front of the garden gate...  cloud9:
Title: Re: My current builders!
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 21, 2007, 02:48:47 PM
Wenchy is a big softy really...
Me too. noooo: surrender: