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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on September 19, 2007, 11:17:21 AM
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In order to do the work to the wall downstairs they have had to remove a light switch and a radiator. They have just informed me that they cannot reconnect the light swich (we aren't electricians) and although they will re attach the radiator we shall have to get a man in to rebalance the system (we aren't heating engineers).
Thanks guys cussing:
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no more brews for them.. rubschin:
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My first response!!
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My first response is: Them wot breaks things should fix them.
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Want to swap builders Nick, the blokes doing the office roof are scaring the hell out of me. Between the drilling suddenly being followed by some godawful crunching noise, the sound of pieces of the roof falling onto the ceiling tiles and the dance of the sugarplum hippo to say I'm nervous about having to sit right under where they are working is a bloody great understatement. scared:
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Unfortunately Nick they are correct due to 'new legislation' codeword government intervention to further screw homeowners and rake in greater taxation!
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Workmen have just dug a four foot deep trench in the pavement outside my house?
?across my driveway?
?with my truck on the drive. Banghead
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Quick work Wenchy ~ that'll put a cramp in his style. lol:
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The Wench Phone is most powerful.
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Barman, if you have a deep cellar now sounds like a good time to go down there. It would appear Wenchy is trying to trap you before invoking Wenchcom 1 scared2:
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Sssssh don't give the game away. noooo:
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Given that you've made sure he cant use his truck it doesnt really matter Wenchy, I get the impression WC1 puts Nick to shame for pure destruction scared:
Its been nice knowing you barman. sad24:
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I am in the basement... whistle:
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I'd start digging if I were you, that probably isnt going to be anywhere near deep enough...
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Wenchy is preparing to launch
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Wenchy is a big softy really...
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Not sure about the softy bit, big yes
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Can we quote that as your epitaph Barman happy001
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The Wench Drill is nearly ready! eveilgrin:
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Do people actually pay her to be at "work"?
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Do people actually pay her to be at "work"?
YUP! I would apply but I don't want to relocate to the smoke.
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Do people actually pay her to be at "work"?
Yes. I'm at lunch. whistle:
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Wenchy is preparing to launch
I think it would be more likely that Wenchy would be preparing to lunch
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The Wench Drill is nearly ready! eveilgrin:
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lol: lol: lol:
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You think it's funny? eeek:
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Is that at lunch or out to lunch Wenchy dear whistle:
If you want to maximise the damage Wenchy let Nick press the start button... point:
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You think it's funny? eeek:
Yes, the drill is missing me! point:
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There. Still think it's funny?
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Thats why I suggested that Nick start the drill, it misses you and then after a second or so there is a huge waterspout and Cyprus sinks beneath the waves like atlantis.
rubschin: Now I think about it could that legend have been caused by the antics of one of Nick's ancestors? whistle:
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Is that at lunch or out to lunch Wenchy dear whistle:
If you want to maximise the damage Wenchy let Nick press the start button... point:
evil:
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There. Still think it's funny?
scared2:
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The builders have gone home - for the weekend prolly... doh:
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Are you trapped then?
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The builders have gone home - for the weekend prolly... doh:
They'll be back sooner than you think. eveilgrin:
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Are you trapped then?
Yes... sad24:
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Are you trapped then?
Yes... sad24:
Trying getting out to drink with Moldovian Artistes now. point:
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They've made a little bridge in front of the garden gate... cloud9:
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Wenchy is a big softy really...
Me too. noooo: surrender: