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Come Inside... => Pets Corner (Imaginary or Otherwise) => Topic started by: Nick on February 21, 2023, 09:26:10 PM

Title: Tales from the vets
Post by: Nick on February 21, 2023, 09:26:10 PM

Just met Georgie, The Boy's girlfriend. She is a vet. We talked about her job. She said the owners were harder to deal with than the animals.
She told me about a guy who carried his dog into the surgery and said, “It is stiff and not eating. “
She pointed out that it was dead.
I am still crying with laughter 🤪

I have asked her for more!!!!

Title: Re: Tales from the vets
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 21, 2023, 11:01:51 PM

Wonder if the boy has regaled her with the saga of the exploding badger...  whistle:

Title: Re: Tales from the vets
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2023, 06:24:42 AM

Another guy brought a dog in and demanded to know if it was a boy or a girl

"Boy",  was the verdict.

"So why has it got nipples?"

 facepalm: facepalm:

Title: Re: Tales from the vets
Post by: Steve on February 22, 2023, 09:10:58 AM

Quote from: Nick on February 22, 2023, 06:24:42 AM

Another guy brought a dog in and demanded to know if it was a boy or a girl

"Boy",  was the verdict.

"So why has it got nipples?"

 facepalm: facepalm:

lol: lol: lol: