The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Grumpmeister on January 27, 2023, 01:38:09 AM
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I probably shouldn't laugh at this but I couldn't help it. redface:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11681061/DJ-Flavinha-accidentally-blasting-face-confetti-cannon.html
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I probably shouldn't laugh at this but I couldn't help it. redface:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11681061/DJ-Flavinha-accidentally-blasting-face-confetti-cannon.html
happy001
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facepalm:
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facepalm:
doublefacepalm
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(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-af70b16bbcdfd5bd549b09942028eb8f)
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Owch! eeek:
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Could be Scott (Dilbert) Adams https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-64775250
In a video on YouTube, Scott Adams, who is white, said black Americans were part of a "hate group" and that white people should "get the hell away" from them.'
Mr Adams, 65, later acknowledged that his career was destroyed.
He said most of his income would be gone by next week.'
What a bloody fool.
https://twitter.com/JLPtalk/status/1629614546116833281
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He's a fool for saying it out loud.
This "get the hell away" from them happens all the time. Think the East End of London or parts of Brent.
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He's a fool for saying it out loud.
This "get the hell away" from them happens all the time. Think the East End of London or parts of Brent.
Exactly but he deliberately chose to make that carefully presented idiot video. Especially as he would have well known why a % of blacks object to that KKK and far right campaigning slogan 'it's OK to be white'
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Here is Scott Adams side of the story
https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1629833636446081024
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Just when you think the you've seen the absolute limit of fuckwittery some dickhead comes along and goes even further.
Ladies and gentlemen I give you.........................................the reincarnation of Adolph Hitler. facepalm:
(https://img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/AA17ilSs.img?w=768&h=384&m=6&x=61&y=150&s=863&d=195)
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/all-hell-broke-loose-online-when-a-tiktoker-claimed-to-be-the-reincarnation-of-hitler/ar-AA17ilSA
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Just when you think the you've seen the absolute limit of fuckwittery some dickhead comes along and goes even further.
Ladies and gentlemen I give you.........................................the reincarnation of Adolph Hitler. facepalm:
(https://img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/AA17ilSs.img?w=768&h=384&m=6&x=61&y=150&s=863&d=195)
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/all-hell-broke-loose-online-when-a-tiktoker-claimed-to-be-the-reincarnation-of-hitler/ar-AA17ilSA
noooo:
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Just when you think the you've seen the absolute limit of fuckwittery some dickhead comes along and goes even further.
Ladies and gentlemen I give you.........................................the reincarnation of Adolph Hitler. facepalm:
(https://img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/AA17ilSs.img?w=768&h=384&m=6&x=61&y=150&s=863&d=195)
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/all-hell-broke-loose-online-when-a-tiktoker-claimed-to-be-the-reincarnation-of-hitler/ar-AA17ilSA
noooo:
Well I suppose we could always humour them. Bung the cretin into a van and drop them off at the Hague or hand them over to Mossad.. rubschin:
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The vampire Lestwat.. noooo:
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/03/14/16/68690605-11858793-image-a-14_1678810772280.jpg)
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/03/14/16/68690599-11858793-image-a-16_1678810785959.jpg)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11858793/Ive-tattooed-entire-body-set-vampire-fangs.html
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The vampire Lestwat.. noooo:
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/03/14/16/68690605-11858793-image-a-14_1678810772280.jpg)
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/03/14/16/68690599-11858793-image-a-16_1678810785959.jpg)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11858793/Ive-tattooed-entire-body-set-vampire-fangs.html
What a cunt... noooo:
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The vampire Lestwat.. noooo:
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/03/14/16/68690605-11858793-image-a-14_1678810772280.jpg)
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/03/14/16/68690599-11858793-image-a-16_1678810785959.jpg)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11858793/Ive-tattooed-entire-body-set-vampire-fangs.html
What a cunt... noooo:
noooo: noooo:
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You had a Banksy painting worth £tens of k and you smashed it up?
https://www.kentlive.news/news/kent-news/new-banksy-emerges-herne-bay-8253748
Now you see it:
(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/1719B/production/_128991649_banksy2.jpg.webp)
And now you don't
(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/7809/production/_128992703_farmhouse.jpg.webp)
noooo:
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Probably the most expensive creme egg he'll ever eat lol:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11881063/Roman-Kemp-accidentally-eats-10k-prize-Creme-Egg-followers-point-hilarious-mistake.html
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Probably the most expensive creme egg he'll ever eat lol:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11881063/Roman-Kemp-accidentally-eats-10k-prize-Creme-Egg-followers-point-hilarious-mistake.html
noooo:
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Probably the most expensive creme egg he'll ever eat lol:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11881063/Roman-Kemp-accidentally-eats-10k-prize-Creme-Egg-followers-point-hilarious-mistake.html
noooo:
noooo: noooo:
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WTF?? noooo:
https://youtube.com/shorts/-Mu6rABgK9A?feature=share
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WTF?? noooo:
https://youtube.com/shorts/-Mu6rABgK9A?feature=share
whacky115
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WTF?? noooo:
https://youtube.com/shorts/-Mu6rABgK9A?feature=share
I saw 'it' the other day elsewhere... noooo:
Sadly, 'it' is not alone in these deluded thoughts - we are FUBAR...
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I.....just..............how the hell does she figure that happens??? Banghead
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/21815501/tiktoker-plastic-surgery-so-kids-inherit-new-nose/
noooo:
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I.....just..............how the hell does she figure that happens??? Banghead
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/21815501/tiktoker-plastic-surgery-so-kids-inherit-new-nose/
noooo:
happy001
noooo:
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Don't think that's what they mean by a blaze of glory mate..
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12026519/Terrifying-moment-independent-wrestler-no-holds-barred-match-sets-fire-stunt.html
noooo:
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Don't think that's what they mean by a blaze of glory mate..
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12026519/Terrifying-moment-independent-wrestler-no-holds-barred-match-sets-fire-stunt.html
noooo:
noooo: noooo:
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I would like to nominate Captain Cockwomble, the complete fucking bellend dev who decided that our busiest time is the perfect opportunity to roll out a system update across the ENTIRE COMPANY. Every site was buggered by this inbred mouthbreathing tosser cussing:
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I would like to nominate Captain Cockwomble, the complete fucking bellend dev who decided that our busiest time is the perfect opportunity to roll out a system update across the ENTIRE COMPANY. Every site was buggered by this inbred mouthbreathing tosser cussing:
IT Guys... noooo:
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Wonder if she is called Nickola.. whistle:
https://youtube.com/shorts/ydjCPNq1EHM?feature=share
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IT worker Karina Gasparova
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-65632912
An IT worker sued her boss for sexual harassment after believing his use of "xx", "yy", and "????" in an email asking for more information was a coded way of asking for sexual relations.
whacky115
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I once got in trouble for asking a young wumman by email if she was "BUSTY"
I meant to write BUSY
redface: redface:
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IT worker Karina Gasparova
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-65632912
An IT worker sued her boss for sexual harassment after believing his use of "xx", "yy", and "????" in an email asking for more information was a coded way of asking for sexual relations.
whacky115
A nutter or a chancer... noooo:
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IT worker Karina Gasparova
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-65632912
An IT worker sued her boss for sexual harassment after believing his use of "xx", "yy", and "????" in an email asking for more information was a coded way of asking for sexual relations.
whacky115
A nutter or a chancer... noooo:
A nutter chancer most like
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I once got in trouble for asking a young wumman by email if she was "BUSTY"
I meant to write BUSY
redface: redface:
OYO....?...
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A late entry who should have been in the running last year for this performance. I just want to know what medication she is on lol:
https://youtu.be/UiRx62VGl8Q
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A late entry who should have been in the running last year for this performance. I just want to know what medication she is on lol:
https://youtu.be/UiRx62VGl8Q
Bonkers! whacky115
The bloke in the Joe 90 glasses can hardly control himself! lol:
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A late entry who should have been in the running last year for this performance. I just want to know what medication she is on lol:
https://youtu.be/UiRx62VGl8Q
Bonkers! whacky115
The bloke in the Joe 90 glasses can hardly control himself! lol:
I felt really sorry for the lass moderating. You can see just how much effort she is putting into not laughing that the deranged drivel and the expression she had when Calvin Roberts walked out after a few minutes just screamed 'TAKE ME WITH YOUUUU!' lol:
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A late entry who should have been in the running last year for this performance. I just want to know what medication she is on lol:
https://youtu.be/UiRx62VGl8Q
Bonkers! whacky115
The bloke in the Joe 90 glasses can hardly control himself! lol:
I felt really sorry for the lass moderating. You can see just how much effort she is putting into not laughing that the deranged drivel and the expression she had when Calvin Roberts walked out after a few minutes just screamed 'TAKE ME WITH YOUUUU!' lol:
Yes! lol: lol: lol:
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https://twitter.com/Figensport/status/1670421654533488641
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https://twitter.com/Figensport/status/1670421654533488641
Good Twitter place - seen the one with the dog that ate the bee?
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https://twitter.com/Figensport/status/1670421654533488641
Good Twitter place - seen the one with the dog that ate the bee?
Not yet
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https://twitter.com/NoContextHumans/status/1670516697080426497
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https://twitter.com/NoContextHumans/status/1670516697080426497
lol: lol: lol:
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And worse
https://twitter.com/Only9built/status/1670692273799979010
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So you say that because you have a couple of tattoos you can't get a job. Well I'm sure it can't be that bad, I mean if they are subtle and not in your fac...oh.. noooo:
(https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/i-still-cant-find-job-816201099.jpg?w=670)
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/22301799/mum-covered-tattoos-no-job/
noooo:
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So you say that because you have a couple of tattoos you can't get a job. Well I'm sure it can't be that bad, I mean if they are subtle and not in your fac...oh.. noooo:
(https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/i-still-cant-find-job-816201099.jpg?w=670)
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/22301799/mum-covered-tattoos-no-job/
noooo:
noooo:
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Whatever your opinion on Tucker Carlson, Mike Pence just gave a masterclass in how to obliterate any remaining political ambitions you may have in just 5 words.
https://youtu.be/3kJkZ6Es1nA
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He probably carried on speaking and put the comment in context. Who knows shrugs:
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Whatever your opinion on Tucker Carlson, Mike Pence just gave a masterclass in how to obliterate any remaining political ambitions you may have in just 5 words.
https://youtu.be/3kJkZ6Es1nA
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Huge irony there in that you believe hook line and sinker a carefully edited video
Here have the full story: https://nypost.com/2023/07/14/pence-calls-viral-clip-suggesting-he-cares-more-about-ukraine-than-us-fake-news/
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Unfortunately Pence is a twat and a religious lunatic
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Unfortunately Pence is a twat and a religious lunatic
Yes but compared to that arse Tucker Carlson and his nutjob followers he's a relative saint
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Unfortunately Pence is a twat and a religious lunatic
Yes but compared to that arse Tucker Carlson and his nutjob followers he's a relative saint
:thumbsup:
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Whatever your opinion on Tucker Carlson, Mike Pence just gave a masterclass in how to obliterate any remaining political ambitions you may have in just 5 words.
https://youtu.be/3kJkZ6Es1nA
facepalm:
Huge irony there in that you believe hook line and sinker a carefully edited video
Here have the full story: https://nypost.com/2023/07/14/pence-calls-viral-clip-suggesting-he-cares-more-about-ukraine-than-us-fake-news/
Pence has been in politics more than long enough to know that words can easily be taken out of context. The masterclass I was on about was how to make yourself an easy target. He could just as easily have said something along the lines of how he is aware of the current state of things and that there are valid concerns but containing the situation in Ukraine is his primary focus at the present time. The usual type of political non answer that seems to be the standard these days instead of making it that easy for people to edit his response.
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Maybe I'm a twisted bastard but I say leave them a hacksaw each and tell them a 747 is coming in to land in 10 minutes.. eveilgrin:
https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/etimes/trending/climate-activists-glue-their-hands-on-airport-runway-might-need-amputation/articleshow/101751499.cms?from=mdr
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Maybe I'm a twisted bastard but I say leave them a hacksaw each and tell them a 747 is coming in to land in 10 minutes.. eveilgrin:
https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/etimes/trending/climate-activists-glue-their-hands-on-airport-runway-might-need-amputation/articleshow/101751499.cms?from=mdr
eveilgrin:
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Big wedding in the village last night on the football pitch... Loud music and the inevitable illegal fireworks resulting in...
(https://i.postimg.cc/qNftffRM/360170127-10159048152787610-3901195003380592678-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/qNftffRM)
(https://i.postimg.cc/FYjYNPdb/361106756-10159048152887610-2388134306739240155-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/FYjYNPdb)
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Big wedding in the village last night on the football pitch... Loud music and the inevitable illegal fireworks resulting in...
(https://i.postimg.cc/qNftffRM/360170127-10159048152787610-3901195003380592678-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/qNftffRM)
(https://i.postimg.cc/FYjYNPdb/361106756-10159048152887610-2388134306739240155-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/FYjYNPdb)
(https://i.postimg.cc/mcBtDQCv/361109410-10159048152962610-7026103210362758223-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/mcBtDQCv)
Did Apey have a gig last night? rubschin:
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Big wedding in the village last night on the football pitch... Loud music and the inevitable illegal fireworks resulting in...
(https://i.postimg.cc/qNftffRM/360170127-10159048152787610-3901195003380592678-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/qNftffRM)
(https://i.postimg.cc/FYjYNPdb/361106756-10159048152887610-2388134306739240155-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/FYjYNPdb)
(https://i.postimg.cc/mcBtDQCv/361109410-10159048152962610-7026103210362758223-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/mcBtDQCv)
noooo: noooo: noooo:
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nd2-7ppvBSU
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A complete fuckwit and nasty piece of work to boot.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12436687/Dr-Shola-Lucy-Letby-got-away-murder-white-woman.html
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A complete fuckwit and nasty piece of work to boot.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12436687/Dr-Shola-Lucy-Letby-got-away-murder-white-woman.html
Terrible... noooo:
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Currently unemployed...........quelle surprise noooo:
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/08/24/10/74676561-12440169-image-a-16_1692870229666.jpg)
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/08/24/11/74676589-12440169-Possession_has_spent_2_200_on_body_tattoos_and_has_gone_to_the_e-a-9_1692873123513.jpg)
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/08/24/10/74672769-12440169-image-a-15_1692870171906.jpg)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12440169/Ive-spent-8-years-2-000-modifying-body-look-inhuman-people-call-devil.html
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A complete fuckwit and nasty piece of work to boot.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12436687/Dr-Shola-Lucy-Letby-got-away-murder-white-woman.html
Terrible... noooo:
I'd say illegal too noooo: But no one should hold their breath waiting for her to face consequences of such an evil tweet
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Agreeing to be injected with a dose of your wife's insulin after calling her diabetes a benign disease. What could possibly go wrong.. noooo:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12492599/Man-dies-diabetic-wife-injects-insulin-France-hypoglycaemic.html
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Agreeing to be injected with a dose of your wife's insulin after calling her diabetes a benign disease. What could possibly go wrong.. noooo:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12492599/Man-dies-diabetic-wife-injects-insulin-France-hypoglycaemic.html
noooo:
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Agreeing to be injected with a dose of your wife's insulin after calling her diabetes a benign disease. What could possibly go wrong.. noooo:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12492599/Man-dies-diabetic-wife-injects-insulin-France-hypoglycaemic.html
noooo:
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Justin Trudeau and the entire Canadian parliament who gave standing ovations to a Ukrainian former member of the 14th Waffen Grenadier Division of the SS (a unit accused of multiple war crimes by the Simon Wiesenthal centre) now living in Canada, because he fought against Russia 'for Ukrainian independence'. Banghead
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12558225/Russia-brands-Canada-outrageous-officials-applaud-Nazi-veteran.html
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Justin Trudeau and the entire Canadian parliament who gave standing ovations to a Ukrainian former member of the 14th Waffen Grenadier Division of the SS (a unit accused of multiple war crimes by the Simon Wiesenthal centre) now living in Canada, because he fought against Russia 'for Ukrainian independence'. Banghead
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12558225/Russia-brands-Canada-outrageous-officials-applaud-Nazi-veteran.html
A real doublefacepalm that
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Not sure if this is hypocrisy or fuckwittery rubschin:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-2ef84641cd1de2f7ac4c8ba6524faaad)
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Not sure if this is hypocrisy or fuckwittery rubschin:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-2ef84641cd1de2f7ac4c8ba6524faaad)
both noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Not sure if this is hypocrisy or fuckwittery rubschin:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-2ef84641cd1de2f7ac4c8ba6524faaad)
both noooo: noooo: noooo:
Agreed!2
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-67121456
Idiot banker destroys his career by fiddling his expenses for less than £30 gain and then lying about it and then wastes more time and money taking it to court where surprise surprise the judge throws his case out.
Sadly some people are whacky115
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-67121456
Idiot banker destroys his career by fiddling his expenses for less than £30 gain and then lying about it and then wastes more time and money taking it to court where surprise surprise the judge throws his case out.
Sadly some people are whacky115
noooo:
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Some people just don't get what honesty is.
Where I once worked they sacked a guy over something very similar. It wasn't the fiddle (which was about £10) but eventually his angry insistence that it was just fine to do it couldn't be accepted. I had a guy that was always fiddling his mileage claims in a really stupid way. Didn't sack him but he knew I knew he knew I knew and my secretary would delight in throwing his claims back at him.
Best one was a guy when I worked on the buildings one summer, was always nicking matchboxes so we would leave boxes full of spent matches for him to nick. Couldn't sack him, we were always playing cards for money in breaks and he was that 'if you're playing poker and you haven't worked out in 30 minutes who's the mug then it's you' mug that supplemented our wages.
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The teacher who ended up showing part of the recent Winnie the Pooh horror film to their class of 9-10 year olds. Surely the 'Blood' part of the title and the fact that it's unrated would have had you check the film just in case? facepalm:
Admittedly I was around that age the first time I saw Alien, Halloween and the Exorcist to name a few. And other than trying to bluff my way into the cinema while still in school uniform (without the jumper) to see Aliens when it came out I don't think it had any real negative effects on me. redface:
https://variety.com/2023/film/news/miami-school-winnie-the-pooh-blood-and-honey-fourth-graders-1235757890/
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For the love of God please tell me this is just satire and not an indication that the future is probably fecked.. noooo:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bpD2IjW00tA?feature=share
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Accidentally shot in the arse because you were stupid enough to wear a concealed pistol to an MRI exam... eeek:
https://metro.co.uk/2023/12/08/woman-shoots-bum-entering-mri-machine-a-gun-19947506/?ico=just-in_weird_most-shared
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Accidentally shot in the arse because you were stupid enough to wear a concealed pistol to an MRI exam... eeek:
https://metro.co.uk/2023/12/08/woman-shoots-bum-entering-mri-machine-a-gun-19947506/?ico=just-in_weird_most-shared
eeek: eeek:
Only just missed her brain then
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A late entry. After spending the last couple of years building the case and even before you have finished presenting your evidence you completely torpedo the proceedings with a single line in a speech you post on X...
"Before this trial even began, the judge ruled in our favor and found that Donald Trump did engage in years of significant financial fraud we uncovered,"
noooo:
https://twitter.com/NewYorkStateAG/status/1735725122831429807
https://www.newsweek.com/letitia-james-warning-powerful-people-after-trump-trial-1852986