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Title: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Bar Wench on September 18, 2007, 01:33:27 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Misunderstood on September 18, 2007, 01:35:17 PM
I dispair....  confused:
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Barman on September 18, 2007, 01:36:35 PM
I voted shite (again)...  noooo:
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 18, 2007, 01:37:45 PM
I shall hide until this is sorted  char067
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Berek on September 18, 2007, 06:05:56 PM
at least he's not pictured in his green suit.. whistle:
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Nick on September 18, 2007, 07:24:11 PM
I could be!
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Barman on September 18, 2007, 08:39:14 PM
at least he's not pictured in his green suit.. whistle:
eeek:
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Bar Wench on September 19, 2007, 08:09:10 AM
Green suit?!?!?!?  scared2:
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2007, 08:10:47 AM
Green suit?!?!?!?  scared2:
Do you think he could be the jolly green giant?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Snoopy on September 19, 2007, 08:11:18 AM
Green suit?!?!?!?  scared2:
Do you think he could be the jolly green giant?  rubschin:

He's big enough!
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Bar Wench on September 19, 2007, 08:13:43 AM
Only if he eats all his corn nibblets.  ::)
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2007, 08:15:16 AM
Only if he eats all his corn nibblets.  ::)
Is that what made the jolly green giant green and, um giant then?  point:
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2007, 08:17:12 AM
Enough

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Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2007, 08:19:06 AM
So stupid you posted it twice!  point:
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2007, 08:19:49 AM
I don't know how that happened!
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Bar Wench on September 19, 2007, 08:20:36 AM
And who is this smiley chap?  eeek:
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2007, 08:23:31 AM
Cash for honours meister. Lord Levy. Picture taken after charges were dropped! cussing:
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2007, 09:43:37 AM
I don't know how that happened!
char067
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Berek on September 19, 2007, 09:52:09 AM
Green suit?!?!?!?  scared2:

when Nick and I shared a drink he was wearing a green suit, he looked like a jolly green giant with a dwarf for company
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2007, 09:57:54 AM
It was only a bit green. We aren't talking leprechaun style or anything outrageous

Ha ha. Mrs Nick has gone to a meeting today. SHe is 24 hours early! point: point:
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2007, 10:00:09 AM
It was only a bit green. We aren't talking leprechaun style or anything outrageous

Ha ha. Mrs Nick has gone to a meeting today. SHe is 24 hours early! point: point:
It'll be your fault for not telling her!  scared2:
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2007, 10:02:38 AM
No. it's her fault for using a 2006 diary noooo:
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Bar Wench on September 19, 2007, 10:04:02 AM
So haven't you mentioned she is 24 hrs early?  eeek:
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2007, 10:04:53 AM
I have read that three times and still don't understand it
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Bar Wench on September 19, 2007, 10:06:28 AM
So haven't you mentioned she is 24 hrs early?  eeek:

Were you aware that Mrs Nick was 24 hours early for her appointment prior to her leaving the house? If you indeed were aware of this did you impart this wisdom? Or did you let her go to the appointment?
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Berek on September 19, 2007, 10:07:00 AM


Ha ha. Mrs Nick has gone to a meeting today. SHe is 24 hours early! point: point:

 drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2007, 10:12:57 AM
So haven't you mentioned she is 24 hrs early?  eeek:

Were you aware that Mrs Nick was 24 hours early for her appointment prior to her leaving the house? If you indeed were aware of this did you impart this wisdom? Or did you let her go to the appointment?

1. No
2. Couldn't
3. N/A
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2007, 10:16:15 AM
I could be!
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Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2007, 10:20:24 AM
It is officially described as "Stone" coloured. Look green to me though.
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Bar Wench on September 19, 2007, 10:20:50 AM
If it looked green then why on earth wear it? In fact why buy it?  sick2:
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2007, 10:23:59 AM
What's wrong with green, green corduroy?

My most recent suit was moleskin. Mrs Nick said "Poor things." noooo:
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Bar Wench on September 19, 2007, 10:26:37 AM
I'm am not sure that your wardrobe choices are terribly well, normal, elegant, comfortable.  eeek:
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2007, 10:28:06 AM
Jeans, t shirt. My usual apparel

ANy recommendations?
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Bar Wench on September 19, 2007, 10:40:17 AM
Jeans, t shirt. My usual apparel

ANy recommendations?

No green, no cord, no moleskin especially not all at the sametime. Do you tuck your t-shirt into your jeans? Are they light or dark coloured denim? What shoes do you wear with them?
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2007, 10:41:54 AM
Faded Levis. Grey T shirt (from Toronto), brown leather deck shoes (Rockport), pink underpants.

Anything else?
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on September 19, 2007, 10:49:17 AM
Faded Levis. Grey T shirt (from Toronto), brown leather deck shoes (Rockport), pink underpants.

Anything else?

Too much information!

Oh, and by the way, what about socks??
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2007, 10:51:54 AM
No socks. COuldn't find any. My pink underpants are the result of a well documented washing machine accident. The Boy has several school shirts that he refuses to wear as a result of same incident.
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Bar Wench on September 19, 2007, 10:57:31 AM
Faded Levis. Grey T shirt (from Toronto), brown leather deck shoes (Rockport), pink underpants.

Anything else?

Hmmm, quite impressive really. Although the underpants were a little TMI. Specially impressed at the ability to wear shoes without socks and deck shoes at that!

Is the t-shirt tucked in?
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2007, 11:04:11 AM
Deck shoes are generally worn without socks. And no, not tucked in. Have now added brown check shirt to ensemble cos it's double F weather here
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Bar Wench on September 19, 2007, 11:05:01 AM
Deck shoes are generally worn without socks. And no, not tucked in. Have now added brown check shirt to ensemble cos it's double F weather here

Excellent, full marks all round. Although ideally check shirt would not be brown as it doesn't go terribly well with grey.
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2007, 11:14:25 AM
You can't see the grey t shirt through the brwon check shirt. OK?

Anyhow, what are you wearing?
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Bar Wench on September 19, 2007, 11:17:22 AM
You can't see the grey t shirt through the brwon check shirt. OK?

Anyhow, what are you wearing?

Black trousers, black shoes, black v-neck jumper, red scarf and the standard jewellery.
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: tel on September 19, 2007, 11:18:38 AM
You can't see the grey t shirt through the brwon check shirt. OK?

Anyhow, what are you wearing?

Black trousers, black shoes, black v-neck jumper, red scarf and the standard jewellery.

Plus eye patch, thigh boots etc?
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2007, 11:19:40 AM
No underwear I note eyes:
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Bar Wench on September 19, 2007, 11:19:57 AM
You can't see the grey t shirt through the brwon check shirt. OK?

Anyhow, what are you wearing?

Black trousers, black shoes, black v-neck jumper, red scarf and the standard jewellery.

Plus eye patch, thigh boots etc?

Had to take the boots off they were cutting off the blood supply.  sad24: Patch is holding back hair at the moment because I forgot to bring a hair clip and it was interfering with my work.
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Bar Wench on September 19, 2007, 11:20:22 AM
No underwear I note eyes:

 Banghead

Emerald green.
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2007, 11:21:14 AM
Proof required!
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: tel on September 19, 2007, 11:22:42 AM
 redface:
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2007, 11:23:11 AM
WHy are YOU blushing. Something you want to "share"?
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Bar Wench on September 19, 2007, 11:23:55 AM
Proof required!

Never gonna happen!  point:
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2007, 11:25:44 AM
http://www.advanced-intelligence.com/glasses.html (http://www.advanced-intelligence.com/glasses.html)

My newest gadget. Raymond Baxter mentioned it about 40 years ago, when I was 13, and I filed the info away for future use.
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Bar Wench on September 19, 2007, 11:27:29 AM
Doesn't do you any good when you can't actually see me though does it?  ::)
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: tel on September 19, 2007, 11:27:34 AM
WHy are YOU blushing. Something you want to "share"?

I refer the honoured gentleman to my bit in the Computer Room re certain communications between members of staff. Started on much the same lines, went from text to pictures. (and hers were GREEN!)
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2007, 11:28:12 AM
I will go and have a look
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Bar Wench on September 19, 2007, 11:31:27 AM
WHy are YOU blushing. Something you want to "share"?

I refer the honoured gentleman to my bit in the Computer Room re certain communications between members of staff. Started on much the same lines, went from text to pictures. (and hers were GREEN!)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2007, 11:33:31 AM
Which thread? They all seem to go off topic for some reason noooo:
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Bar Wench on September 19, 2007, 11:36:02 AM
Which thread? They all seem to go off topic for some reason noooo:

I wonder who the blame for that should reside with?  ::)
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2007, 11:36:44 AM
ANd back on the topic of submarines.............
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2007, 11:38:47 AM
You can't see the grey t shirt through the brwon check shirt. OK?

Anyhow, what are you wearing?

Black trousers, black shoes, black v-neck jumper, red scarf and the standard jewellery.

Plus eye patch, thigh boots etc?

Had to take the boots off they were cutting off the blood supply.  sad24: Patch is holding back hair at the moment because I forgot to bring a hair clip and it was interfering with my work.
happy001
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Bar Wench on September 19, 2007, 11:39:34 AM
You can't see the grey t shirt through the brwon check shirt. OK?

Anyhow, what are you wearing?

Black trousers, black shoes, black v-neck jumper, red scarf and the standard jewellery.

Plus eye patch, thigh boots etc?

Had to take the boots off they were cutting off the blood supply.  sad24: Patch is holding back hair at the moment because I forgot to bring a hair clip and it was interfering with my work.
happy001

 redface:
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2007, 11:41:23 AM
You can't see the grey t shirt through the brwon check shirt. OK?

Anyhow, what are you wearing?

Black trousers, black shoes, black v-neck jumper, red scarf and the standard jewellery.

Plus eye patch, thigh boots etc?

Had to take the boots off they were cutting off the blood supply.  sad24: Patch is holding back hair at the moment because I forgot to bring a hair clip and it was interfering with my work.
happy001

I saw that, but decided to ignore it! Nice one, BM
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: tel on September 19, 2007, 11:45:43 AM
Which thread? They all seem to go off topic for some reason noooo:

"Low disk space"
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Snoopy on September 19, 2007, 12:41:39 PM
Faded Levis. Grey T shirt (from Toronto), brown leather deck shoes (Rockport), pink underpants.

Anything else?

Hmmm, quite impressive really. Although the underpants were a little TMI. Specially impressed at the ability to wear shoes without socks and deck shoes at that!

Is the t-shirt tucked in?

Hey! You slagged me off something rotten when I said I never wore socks. Well I still don't and I normally wear deck shoes. We don't all have to conform in the "Big City" anymore you know.
A small "I'm sorry" would not go amiss.
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2007, 12:42:26 PM
Quite right Snoopy, she is getting above her station today!
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Bar Wench on September 19, 2007, 12:42:49 PM
Faded Levis. Grey T shirt (from Toronto), brown leather deck shoes (Rockport), pink underpants.

Anything else?

Hmmm, quite impressive really. Although the underpants were a little TMI. Specially impressed at the ability to wear shoes without socks and deck shoes at that!

Is the t-shirt tucked in?

Hey! You slagged me off something rotten when I said I never wore socks. Well I still don't and I normally wear deck shoes. We don't all have to conform in the "Big City" anymore you know.
I small "I'm sorry" would not go amiss.

I didn't know you were wearing deck shoes! That is totally different!
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Snoopy on September 19, 2007, 12:45:20 PM
Faded Levis. Grey T shirt (from Toronto), brown leather deck shoes (Rockport), pink underpants.

Anything else?

Hmmm, quite impressive really. Although the underpants were a little TMI. Specially impressed at the ability to wear shoes without socks and deck shoes at that!

Is the t-shirt tucked in?

Hey! You slagged me off something rotten when I said I never wore socks. Well I still don't and I normally wear deck shoes. We don't all have to conform in the "Big City" anymore you know.
I small "I'm sorry" would not go amiss.

I didn't know you were wearing deck shoes! That is totally different!

I still can't find that "I'm sorry"
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Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Bar Wench on September 19, 2007, 12:47:01 PM
Well, if you didn't give sufficient information then I can't be held responsible. You should be apologising for putting me in a position where I had to slag you off.   razz:
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2007, 12:47:43 PM
Ahem

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Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Snoopy on September 19, 2007, 12:53:51 PM
Well, if you didn't give sufficient information then I can't be held responsible. You should be apologising for putting me in a position where I had to slag you off.   razz:

 eeek: eeek: surrender:

I don't often wear anything under my jeans either ~ real men don't.
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Bar Wench on September 19, 2007, 12:55:00 PM
Well, if you didn't give sufficient information then I can't be held responsible. You should be apologising for putting me in a position where I had to slag you off.   razz:

 eeek: eeek: surrender:

I don't often wear anything under my jeans either ~ real men don't.

 eeek:


I think Nick needs to be banned from using that image more than once a day. Once a day you can mark a thread the official stupid thread of the day.
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2007, 08:18:15 PM
Que?
Title: Re: Nick's New New Avatar
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2007, 05:32:36 AM
Que?
rubschin: