The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: tel on September 18, 2007, 12:42:31 PM
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As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night and what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me.
You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations, you laid on my naked body... you sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me near crazy while you drained me.
Finally I went to sleep. Today when I woke up, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness to last night's events. My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishings, making it harder to forget you.
Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you...
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. you fucking mosquito.
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lol: lol: lol:
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Not funny. I am still itching now and it's been over a month since Turkey. And no, it's not fleas or Scabies.
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Worse then! noooo:
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Crabs prolly... whistle:
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I just hope it's not a reaction to Young's noooo:
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I just hope it's not a reaction to Young's noooo:
EEEEEEEEEK!
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I just hope it's not a reaction to Young's noooo:
EEEEEEEEEK!
Indeed. Life would not be worth living sad24:
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London Pride perhaps?
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Happily, but my local is a Young's pub and the nearest Fuller's pub is inhabited by scroats sad24:
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Not funny. I am still itching now and it's been over a month since Turkey. And no, it's not fleas or Scabies.
Just to cheer you up a bit...
I got bitten some ten to twelve months ago. and it's just beginning to heal....
If thoughts have any impact, whatever bit me will have died a very unpleasant death - several times.
'twas a spider I think..... evil: spider:
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Not funny. I am still itching now and it's been over a month since Turkey. And no, it's not fleas or Scabies.
Just to cheer you up a bit...
I got bitten some ten to twelve months ago. and it's just beginning to heal....
If thoughts have any impact, whatever bit me will have died a very unpleasant death - several times.
'twas a spider I think..... evil: spider:
I hadn't realised that South Wales you live in had a NEW in front of it eeek:
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Not funny. I am still itching now and it's been over a month since Turkey. And no, it's not fleas or Scabies.
Just to cheer you up a bit...
I got bitten some ten to twelve months ago. and it's just beginning to heal....
If thoughts have any impact, whatever bit me will have died a very unpleasant death - several times.
'twas a spider I think..... evil: spider:
I hadn't realised that South Wales you live in had a NEW in front of it eeek:
It might have been just after meeting Nick..... confused:
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Not funny. I am still itching now and it's been over a month since Turkey. And no, it's not fleas or Scabies.
Just to cheer you up a bit...
I got bitten some ten to twelve months ago. and it's just beginning to heal....
If thoughts have any impact, whatever bit me will have died a very unpleasant death - several times.
'twas a spider I think..... evil: spider:
I hadn't realised that South Wales you live in had a NEW in front of it eeek:
It might have been just after meeting Nick..... confused:
Ah!
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I had crabs once. Tricky!
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I had crabs once. Tricky!
For you or for the crabs? eeek:
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For me of course. I had to go to the chemist and pretend that my fictional daughter had headlice noooo:
Then I applied the fluid to the affected parts. I may as well have used a blowlamp. The pain!
Nice one night stand though rubschin:
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Gentlemen. And Nick. It IS NOT crabs.
It appears to be some delayed reaction to the mossie bites. So there. cussing:
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Anti histamine then. We live on the stuff here. Mossies.
(but if it is crabs ask at Boots and mention my name)
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Of course it is old boy ~ we all believe you. ::)
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Of course it is old boy ~ we all believe you. ::)
If it were, Mrs TMR would already by now hanged, drawn and quartered me. And then burnt the remains. eeek:
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Gentlemen. And Nick.
This had not escaped my attention. evil:
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Gentlemen. And Nick.
This had not escaped my attention. evil:
Nor was it meant to lol:
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Gentlemen. And Nick. It IS NOT crabs.
It appears to be some delayed reaction to the mossie bites. So there. cussing:
But you would say that wouldn't you?
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Gentlemen. And Nick. It IS NOT crabs.
It appears to be some delayed reaction to the mossie bites. So there. cussing:
But you would say that wouldn't you?
The case for the defence, m'lud
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7002489.stm