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Title: One for TMR
Post by: tel on September 18, 2007, 12:42:31 PM
As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night and what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me.

You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations, you laid on my naked body... you sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me near crazy while you drained me.

Finally I went to sleep. Today when I woke up, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness to last night's events. My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishings, making it harder to forget you.

Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you...
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            you fucking mosquito.
Title: Re: One for TMR
Post by: Snoopy on September 18, 2007, 12:49:05 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: One for TMR
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 18, 2007, 01:15:54 PM
Not funny. I am still itching now and it's been over a month since Turkey. And no, it's not fleas or Scabies.
Title: Re: One for TMR
Post by: Nick on September 18, 2007, 01:16:29 PM
Worse then! noooo:
Title: Re: One for TMR
Post by: Barman on September 18, 2007, 01:19:30 PM
Crabs prolly...  whistle:
Title: Re: One for TMR
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 18, 2007, 02:04:56 PM
I just hope it's not a reaction to Young's  noooo:
Title: Re: One for TMR
Post by: Barman on September 18, 2007, 02:27:33 PM
I just hope it's not a reaction to Young's  noooo:
EEEEEEEEEK!
Title: Re: One for TMR
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 18, 2007, 02:32:44 PM
I just hope it's not a reaction to Young's  noooo:
EEEEEEEEEK!

Indeed. Life would not be worth living  sad24:
Title: Re: One for TMR
Post by: Barman on September 18, 2007, 02:38:54 PM
London Pride perhaps?
Title: Re: One for TMR
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 18, 2007, 02:54:41 PM
Happily, but my local is a Young's pub and the nearest Fuller's pub is inhabited by scroats  sad24:
Title: Re: One for TMR
Post by: Misunderstood on September 18, 2007, 03:05:10 PM
Not funny. I am still itching now and it's been over a month since Turkey. And no, it's not fleas or Scabies.

Just to cheer you up a bit...

I got bitten some ten to twelve months ago.  and it's just beginning to heal....

If thoughts have any impact, whatever bit me will have died a very unpleasant death - several times.

'twas a spider I think.....  evil:     spider:
Title: Re: One for TMR
Post by: Snoopy on September 18, 2007, 03:14:05 PM
Not funny. I am still itching now and it's been over a month since Turkey. And no, it's not fleas or Scabies.

Just to cheer you up a bit...

I got bitten some ten to twelve months ago.  and it's just beginning to heal....

If thoughts have any impact, whatever bit me will have died a very unpleasant death - several times.

'twas a spider I think.....  evil:     spider:

I hadn't realised that South Wales you live in had a NEW in front of it  eeek:
Title: Re: One for TMR
Post by: Misunderstood on September 18, 2007, 03:24:41 PM
Not funny. I am still itching now and it's been over a month since Turkey. And no, it's not fleas or Scabies.

Just to cheer you up a bit...

I got bitten some ten to twelve months ago.  and it's just beginning to heal....

If thoughts have any impact, whatever bit me will have died a very unpleasant death - several times.

'twas a spider I think.....  evil:     spider:

I hadn't realised that South Wales you live in had a NEW in front of it  eeek:

It might have been just after meeting Nick.....  confused:
Title: Re: One for TMR
Post by: Snoopy on September 18, 2007, 03:31:03 PM
Not funny. I am still itching now and it's been over a month since Turkey. And no, it's not fleas or Scabies.

Just to cheer you up a bit...

I got bitten some ten to twelve months ago.  and it's just beginning to heal....

If thoughts have any impact, whatever bit me will have died a very unpleasant death - several times.

'twas a spider I think.....  evil:     spider:

I hadn't realised that South Wales you live in had a NEW in front of it  eeek:

It might have been just after meeting Nick.....  confused:

Ah!
Title: Re: One for TMR
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2007, 12:46:32 PM
I had crabs once. Tricky!
Title: Re: One for TMR
Post by: Snoopy on September 19, 2007, 12:50:39 PM
I had crabs once. Tricky!


For you or for the crabs?  eeek:
Title: Re: One for TMR
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2007, 12:55:41 PM
For me of course. I had to go to the chemist and pretend that my fictional daughter had headlice noooo:

Then I applied the fluid to the affected parts. I may as well have used a blowlamp. The pain!

Nice one night stand though rubschin:
Title: Re: One for TMR
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 19, 2007, 01:06:29 PM
Gentlemen. And Nick. It IS NOT crabs.

It appears to be some delayed reaction to the mossie bites. So there.  cussing:
Title: Re: One for TMR
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2007, 01:10:09 PM
Anti histamine then. We live on the stuff here. Mossies.

(but if it is crabs ask at Boots and mention my name)
Title: Re: One for TMR
Post by: Snoopy on September 19, 2007, 01:10:30 PM
Of course it is old boy ~ we all believe you.  ::)
Title: Re: One for TMR
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 19, 2007, 01:49:35 PM
Of course it is old boy ~ we all believe you.  ::)

If it were, Mrs TMR would already by now hanged, drawn and quartered me. And then burnt the remains.  eeek:
Title: Re: One for TMR
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2007, 01:50:50 PM
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Gentlemen. And Nick.

This had not escaped my attention. evil:
Title: Re: One for TMR
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 19, 2007, 01:59:09 PM
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Gentlemen. And Nick.

This had not escaped my attention. evil:

Nor was it meant to  lol:
Title: Re: One for TMR
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2007, 02:23:44 PM
Gentlemen. And Nick. It IS NOT crabs.

It appears to be some delayed reaction to the mossie bites. So there.  cussing:
But you would say that wouldn't you?
Title: Re: One for TMR
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 20, 2007, 02:36:59 PM
Gentlemen. And Nick. It IS NOT crabs.

It appears to be some delayed reaction to the mossie bites. So there.  cussing:
But you would say that wouldn't you?

The case for the defence, m'lud

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7002489.stm