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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on October 17, 2022, 11:41:14 AM

Title: Timpsons
Post by: Nick on October 17, 2022, 11:41:14 AM

I need a passport photo. I go to Timpsons

Hello, I need a passport photo please
We don't do them
But it says you do outside!
Ah yes, Timpsons do them but I don't
This IS Timpsons!!
I don't do them
When did you stop doing them?
We didn't
But........do you or don't you?
Timpsons do but I don't
But........
I don't like taking photographs
But...


I leave

Title: Re: Timpsons
Post by: Steve on October 17, 2022, 12:38:24 PM

Quote from: Nick on October 17, 2022, 11:41:14 AM

I need a passport photo. I go to Timpsons

Hello, I need a passport photo please
We don't do them
But it says you do outside!
Ah yes, Timpsons do them but I don't
This IS Timpsons!!
I don't do them
When did you stop doing them?
We didn't
But........do you or don't you?
Timpsons do but I don't
But........
I don't like taking photographs
But...


I leave

noooo:

They're good at repairing shoes




and fuck all else.  Go to the Post Office they do all the hard work for you with passports

Title: Re: Timpsons
Post by: Just One More on October 17, 2022, 05:07:05 PM

Quote from: Nick on October 17, 2022, 11:41:14 AM

I need a passport photo. I go to Timpsons

Hello, I need a passport photo please
We don't do them
But it says you do outside!
Ah yes, Timpsons do them but I don't
This IS Timpsons!!
I don't do them
When did you stop doing them?
We didn't
But........do you or don't you?
Timpsons do but I don't
But........
I don't like taking photographs
But...


I leave

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