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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: apc2010 on February 16, 2022, 01:03:13 PM

Title: Stupid Products...
Post by: apc2010 on February 16, 2022, 01:03:13 PM
Yellow thick bleach ....... noooo:  you pour it in the bog ...and it looks like someone hasn't flushed ..... noooo:   

Title: Re: Stupid Products...
Post by: Steve on February 16, 2022, 01:14:51 PM
Yellow thick bleach ....... noooo:  you pour it in the bog ...and it looks like someone hasn't flushed ..... noooo:   
lol:
Title: Re: Stupid Products...
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2022, 01:34:49 PM
Yellow thick bleach ....... noooo:  you pour it in the bog ...and it looks like someone hasn't flushed ..... noooo:   

And your Septic Tank is fucked...  whistle:
Title: Re: Stupid Products...
Post by: Nick on February 16, 2022, 03:51:58 PM
FEBREZE

Your home has a foul smell that you cannot detect as you are "nose blind" but all your guests can detect it

YOu spray FEBREZE everywhere and the foul smell you cannot detect has vanished so (in the ads) you smile with relief

Genius marketing for product which you cannot know works :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Stupid Products...
Post by: Steve on February 16, 2022, 03:53:15 PM
FEBREZE

Your home has a foul smell that you cannot detect as you are "nose blind" but all your guests can detect it

YOu spray FEBREZE everywhere and the foul smell you cannot detect has vanished so (in the ads) you smile with relief

Genius marketing for product which you cannot know works :thumbsup:
;D ;D  emperor's new clothes strikes again

Title: Re: Stupid Products...
Post by: Steve on February 16, 2022, 03:54:22 PM
Do they still sell that VIP poo stuff supposed to prevent you making the bog stink after a curry?
Title: Re: Stupid Products...
Post by: Nick on February 16, 2022, 04:03:45 PM
Folklore has it that striking a Swan Vesta does the trick (see also FEBREZE)
Title: Re: Stupid Products...
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 16, 2022, 04:32:51 PM
Folklore has it that striking a Swan Vesta does the trick (see also FEBREZE)

Translation: Nick tried the Swan Vesta and nothing more will be said on the subject.  whistle:
Title: Re: Stupid Products...
Post by: Steve on February 16, 2022, 04:36:45 PM
Oh god you can still buy it

https://www.amazon.co.uk/s?k=vipoo&adgrpid=70272520788&gclid=Cj0KCQiA3rKQBhCNARIsACUEW_ZBKY_NFmis5Mv56xw27H5I8d7opHk5hgzktAmgnzeJ3TVx1fRoy24aApD-EALw_wcB&hvadid=310460100909&hvdev=c&hvlocphy=9045123&hvnetw=g&hvqmt=e&hvrand=4897585883913269607&hvtargid=kwd-299404308945&hydadcr=9390_1761044&tag=googhydr-21&ref=pd_sl_94puamqwwf_e
Title: Re: Stupid Products...
Post by: Nick on February 16, 2022, 04:47:02 PM
After evacuating the results of LL's cooking the Swan Vesta is an explosion risk  noooo: