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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Nick on February 04, 2022, 03:19:32 PM
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I sort of apply for one rubschin:
Summat about respiratory diseases
They call. They ask questions
I am accepted
Am I happy to travel to UCL in London monthly, all expenses paid and £100 per visit?
London here I come on Tuesday :thumbsup:
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So you are going to be either pumped full of experimental medicine or infected with something and then pumped full of experimental medicine that theoretically treats whatever they have given you to see if it is safe for human use....
What could possibly go wrong.. rubschin:
Note to self: Send black suit to cleaners.. noooo:
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Well, yes, there are dodgy elements, but I am dying anywho, so free trips to London and free lunches with SUzi and others :thumbsup:
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So you are going to be either pumped full of experimental medicine or infected with something and then pumped full of experimental medicine that theoretically treats whatever they have given you to see if it is safe for human use....
What could possibly go wrong.. rubschin:
Note to self: Send black suit to cleaners.. noooo:
I wonder if we could get a twofer on the suits...? rubschin:
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Well, yes, there are dodgy elements, but I am dying anywho, so free trips to London and free lunches with SUzi and others :thumbsup:
Suzi... eyes:
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I sort of apply for one rubschin:
Summat about respiratory diseases
They call. They ask questions
I am accepted
Am I happy to travel to UCL in London monthly, all expenses paid and £100 per visit?
London here I come on Tuesday :thumbsup:
In other news UCL announce their 2nd Tuesday of each month gimp peep show
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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angel1
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That was an interesting day out!
The doctor/researcher I am assigned to is Russian.Apparently he did his medical training in the Russian Army eeek: scared2:
At one point he left the office and then knocked on the door before he came back in rubschin:
I asked him why. "Army training. You don't want to surprise someone and get shot by mistake" eeek:
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That was an interesting day out!
The doctor/researcher I am assigned to is Russian.Apparently he did his medical training in the Russian Army eeek: scared2:
At one point he left the office and then knocked on the door before he came back in rubschin:
I asked him why. "Army training. You don't want to surprise someone and get shot by mistake" eeek:
eeek:
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That was an interesting day out!
The doctor/researcher I am assigned to is Russian.Apparently he did his medical training in the Russian Army eeek: scared2:
At one point he left the office and then knocked on the door before he came back in rubschin:
I asked him why. "Army training. You don't want to surprise someone and get shot by mistake" eeek:
eeek:
Polonium................ noooo:
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eeek: scared2:
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That was an interesting day out!
The doctor/researcher I am assigned to is Russian.Apparently he did his medical training in the Russian Army eeek: scared2:
At one point he left the office and then knocked on the door before he came back in rubschin:
I asked him why. "Army training. You don't want to surprise someone and get shot by mistake" eeek:
lol: lol:
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Off to London at early o'clock for my vaccination/placebo
Ker ching!!
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Off to London at early o'clock for my vaccination/placebo
Ker ching!!
No obvious problems so far, seems to have done wonders for my hair and I'm sure the extra arm will come in handy. Maybe BM should sign up for the trial. I wish I knew who keeps calling my name though..
(https://alchetron.com/cdn/zaphod-beeblebrox-e4c7df2b-0cf4-4a82-beec-3ad6e669a59-resize-750.jpg)
whistle:
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Off to London at early o'clock for my vaccination/placebo
Ker ching!!
No obvious problems so far, seems to have done wonders for my hair and I'm sure the extra arm will come in handy. Maybe BM should sign up for the trial. I wish I knew who keeps calling my name though..
(https://alchetron.com/cdn/zaphod-beeblebrox-e4c7df2b-0cf4-4a82-beec-3ad6e669a59-resize-750.jpg)
whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
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Off to London at early o'clock for my vaccination/placebo
Ker ching!!
No obvious problems so far, seems to have done wonders for my hair and I'm sure the extra arm will come in handy. Maybe BM should sign up for the trial. I wish I knew who keeps calling my name though..
(https://alchetron.com/cdn/zaphod-beeblebrox-e4c7df2b-0cf4-4a82-beec-3ad6e669a59-resize-750.jpg)
whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol: evil:
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Back :thumbsup: Had the most thorough physical examination I can ever recall having and then about a millionteen tests (Blood/temperature/BP/Oxygen absorption etc) with a very nice nurse eyes: in a proper nurse uniform and everyfink
Then an injection (vaccine or placebo?) then more tests with said nurse eyes:
Then had to download an app for symptom reporting. Nurse said if I get a chest infection she may have to visit me at home eyes:
ANd I get paid for this :thumbsup:
Came back on the A1 as the M1 appears to be shut rubschin:
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Back :thumbsup: Had the most thorough physical examination I can ever recall having and then about a millionteen tests (Blood/temperature/BP/Oxygen absorption etc) with a very nice nurse eyes: in a proper nurse uniform and everyfink
Then an injection (vaccine or placebo?) then more tests with said nurse eyes:
Then had to download an app for symptom reporting. Nurse said if I get a chest infection she may have to visit me at home eyes:
ANd I get paid for this :thumbsup:
Came back on the A1 as the M1 appears to be shut rubschin:
All said in Sid James style ..... Thumbs:
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Zackly :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Does that make Nod Tony Hancock?
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Does that make Nod Tony Hancock?
Only for half an hour ........ whistle:
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Does that make Nod Tony Hancock?
Only for half an hour ........ whistle:
drumroll:
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Does that make Nod Tony Hancock?
Only for half an hour ........ whistle:
drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll:
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Does that make Nod Tony Hancock?
Only for half an hour ........ whistle:
drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:
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Does that make Nod Tony Hancock?
Only for half an hour ........ whistle:
drumroll:
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Off to London again tomorrow :thumbsup:
Not sure why rubschin:
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Off to London again tomorrow :thumbsup:
Not sure why rubschin:
Clinical trials...? rubschin:
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They have now changed my appointment to Wednesday Banghead Banghead
Blood tests again ::)
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They have now changed my appointment to Wednesday Banghead Banghead
Blood tests again ::)
Trying to find traces in the alcohol stream? rubschin:
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::)
50:50 chance I got a saline solution and have to have another dose of the same on Visit 4
Ker-Ching whistle:
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Had a telephone interview with them on Monday. Lasted three minutes. It counts as a "visit" so they paid me £100 this morning :thumbsup: Shocked:
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Had a telephone interview with them on Monday. Lasted three minutes. It counts as a "visit" so they paid me £100 this morning :thumbsup: Shocked:
Thumbs:
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Had a telephone interview with them on Monday. Lasted three minutes. It counts as a "visit" so they paid me £100 this morning :thumbsup: Shocked:
Thumbs:
eeek:
rubschin:
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Got notice of a new clinical trial: 7 day residential to test a new drug for the common c0ld
All accommodation, three meals a day, grounds to walk in and travel expenses
Also pays £3200 Shocked:
I am too old to do it, but my Kurd is not! He has been living in one room on £32 a week for three years
He has signed up for it :thumbsup:
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Don't let him google Theralizumab
scared2:
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Got notice of a new clinical trial: 7 day residential to test a new drug for the common c0ld
All accommodation, three meals a day, grounds to walk in and travel expenses
Also pays £3200 Shocked:
I am too old to do it, but my Kurd is not! He has been living in one room on £32 a week for three years
He has signed up for it :thumbsup:
Lie about your age! Bish-bosh! Thumbs:
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Don't let him google Theralizumab
scared2:
Is that a story about a little girl ..... rubschin: no wait that.s thumbelina.... redface:
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Don't let him google Theralizumab
scared2:
Is that a story about a little girl ..... rubschin: no wait that.s thumbelina.... redface:
lol: lol: lol:
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Don't let him google Theralizumab
scared2:
Is that a story about a little girl ..... rubschin: no wait that.s thumbelina.... redface:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
More a horror story though https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35766627
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Back to London Monday. Expenses and £100. Visit will last no more than 20 minutes :thumbsup:
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Back to London Monday. Expenses and £100. Visit will last no more than 20 minutes :thumbsup:
Post dose life expectancy that short eeek: noooo:
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eeek:
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Been there today
Nice new doctor eyes:
New admin person collared me and apologised. They have been underpaying me. "So sorry, but we owe you an extra £540."
:thumbsup:
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Been there today
Nice new doctor eyes:
New admin person collared me and apologised. They have been underpaying me. "So sorry, but we owe you an extra £540."
:thumbsup:
eeek: :thumbsup:
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Been there today
Nice new doctor eyes:
New admin person collared me and apologised. They have been underpaying me. "So sorry, but we owe you an extra £540."
:thumbsup:
eeek: :thumbsup:
So it's either an accounting cock up or they have been testing the wrong drug on you.. whistle:
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Been there today
Nice new doctor eyes:
New admin person collared me and apologised. They have been underpaying me. "So sorry, but we owe you an extra £540."
:thumbsup:
happ096
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A call floods in.
The trial has been cut short, but we need to see you for a final time in London TOMORROW eeek:
We will cover your expenses as well as a £500 final payment
rubschin: rubschin: rubschin: :thumbsup:
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A call floods in.
The trial has been cut short, but we need to see you for a final time in London TOMORROW eeek:
We will cover your expenses as well as a £500 final payment
rubschin: rubschin: rubschin: :thumbsup:
eeek: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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A call floods in.
The trial has been cut short, but we need to see you for a final time in London TOMORROW eeek:
We will cover your expenses as well as a £500 final payment
rubschin: rubschin: rubschin: :thumbsup:
Thumbs:
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Perhaps I'm being cynical but when clinical trials are cut short like that I'd say it means that either the product has performed well above expectations or they need to get rid of the evidence.. whistle:
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Neither
I learned that Johnson and Johnson decided that the "Global Vaccination Landscape" has changed.
Apparently people prefer injecting disinfectant and shining lights up their arseholes for some reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zicGxU5MfwE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zicGxU5MfwE)
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Neither
I learned that Johnson and Johnson decided that the "Global Vaccination Landscape" has changed.
Apparently people prefer injecting disinfectant and shining lights up their arseholes for some reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zicGxU5MfwE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zicGxU5MfwE)
I suspect connected to this story: https://edition.cnn.com/2023/05/15/health/johnson-johnson-covid-vaccine-end/index.html
J&J's Covid vaccine only had one of those emergency approvals and why spend $squillions getting full approval when (like the Astra Zeneca vaccine) there is a tiny risk of blood clots (compared to if getting the bug) and as J&J found out with baby powder, a limitless supply of people ready to sue.
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Maybe, but this was not a Covid vaccine
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Maybe, but this was not a Covid vaccine
respiratory syncytial virus (RSV)?
Glaxo got theirs approved earlier this month and then https://endpts.com/jj-halts-huge-study-of-experimental-rsv-vaccine-and-kills-program-in-surprise-decision/