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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on January 28, 2022, 01:16:34 PM
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Main problem with property is "water in the wrong place".
Last year a gutter downpipe burst and flooded the exterior brickwork. It soaked through and blew off a load of paint around my bathroom window. Now I am selling I want to minimise haggling things, so I called my trusty decorator :thumbsup:
He came yesterday and looked at the damage. "You are selling and want that to disappear?"
Yup
"Easy. I will come at 1.00 tomorrow and vanish it. Will take me 30 minutes. £50 cash?"
Job done :thumbsup:
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Main problem with property is "water in the wrong place".
Last year a gutter downpipe burst and flooded the exterior brickwork. It soaked through and blew off a load of paint around my bathroom window. Now I am selling I want to minimise haggling things, so I called my trusty decorator :thumbsup:
He came yesterday and looked at the damage. "You are selling and want that to disappear?"
Yup
"Easy. I will come at 1.00 tomorrow and vanish it. Will take me 30 minutes. £50 cash?"
Job done :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:
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ANother job being done by another man on Thursday :thumbsup: eveilgrin:
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ANother job being done by another man on Thursday :thumbsup: eveilgrin:
Fortunately nobody would have done anything like that to your new place... whistle:
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eeek:
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ANother job being done by another man on Thursday :thumbsup: eveilgrin:
Fortunately nobody would have done anything like that to your new place... whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
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ANother job being done by another man on Thursday :thumbsup: eveilgrin:
Fortunately nobody would have done anything like that to your new place... whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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ANother job being done by another man on Thursday :thumbsup: eveilgrin:
Fortunately nobody would have done anything like that to your new place... whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Gardener has made a good job of the garden and the decking, UNFORTUNATELY, the decking needs "some attention" and he put his foot through it in three places evil:
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Gardener has made a good job of the garden and the decking, UNFORTUNATELY, the decking needs "some attention" and he put his foot through it in three places evil:
lol: lol: lol: Sorry... redface:
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Gardener has made a good job of the garden and the decking, UNFORTUNATELY, the decking needs "some attention" and he put his foot through it in three places evil:
Poor bugger, sounds like he's had a severe exposure to Nick-o-rays.. noooo:
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Bizzy with Polyfilla and WD40 eveilgrin:
WD40 is amazing and also smells nice. How do they do that? rubschin:
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Bizzy with Polyfilla and WD40 eveilgrin:
WD40 is amazing and also smells nice. How do they do that? rubschin:
It is not a deodorant ....... eeek:
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Perfume?
Might be good for my creaky bits too rubschin:
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Bizzy with Polyfilla and WD40 eveilgrin:
WD40 is amazing and also smells nice. How do they do that? rubschin:
Do you know what it stands for like...? whistle:
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Popcorn:
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Popcorn:
Water Dispersant... It was their 40th formula that they got right... angel1
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Popcorn:
Water Dispersant... It was their 40th formula that they got right... angel1
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Also a monument to why patents are so old hat. They never patented it but relied instead on trade secret. I spent so many years of working as TD explaining to American owners why we weren't going to patent anything. 9 times out of 8 it just gives the opposition the lead on how to outperform you.
Back on topic, are we certain Nick isn't putting WD-40 in the holes in the wall and polyfilla on the hinges?
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angel1