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Title: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Bar Wench on September 17, 2007, 12:53:55 PM
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Wallet
Phone
Keys
Mrs Dalloway (book not person)
Marie Antoinette (book not person)
Spot gel
Nail file
Mosquitto bite cream
Hair brush
Hair band
Hair clip
Lunch boxes
Bottle of water
Diary
Notebook
3 x pens
1 x pencil
1 x pack of post it notes
3 half empty packs of chewing gum
1 dusty strepsil
many receipts
half a mars bar
2 boxes of matches
many train tickets
dirty cotton wool ball
MP3 player
Umbrella
2 pairs of sunglasses
Various free samples of Chanel
Mascara
Eyeliner
Twezers
3 different chapsticks/lip balm
Moleskien notebook
Yarn/fabric ends for matching
Perfume
Tissues
Body spray
Foot cream
Moisturiser
Clear nail varnish
Can of red bull
Bottle of water
headache tablets
migrane tablets
anti-histamine tablets
spare pair of pants
tampons
shopping bag

Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2007, 12:55:58 PM
WHY??

All she needs is cash!

ANd a train ticket
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Misunderstood on September 17, 2007, 12:56:46 PM
2 pairs of sunglasses



Ever the optimist eh?
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2007, 12:58:07 PM
Quote
spare pair of pants

Why?
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Snoopy on September 17, 2007, 12:58:29 PM
Mrs S agrees that the contents is about right but wonders at the lack of a screwdriver or two.
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2007, 12:59:54 PM
Why? How many have you used in the last 6 months?

Wallet
Phone
Keys
Mrs Dalloway (book not person)
Marie Antoinette (book not person)
Spot gel
Nail file
Mosquitto bite cream
Hair brush
Hair band
Hair clip
Lunch boxes
Bottle of water
Diary
Notebook
3 x pens
1 x pencil
1 x pack of post it notes
3 half empty packs of chewing gum
1 dusty strepsil
many receipts
half a mars bar
2 boxes of matches
many train tickets
dirty cotton wool ball
MP3 player
Umbrella
2 pairs of sunglasses
Various free samples of Chanel
Mascara
Eyeliner
Twezers
3 different chapsticks/lip balm
Moleskien notebook
Yarn/fabric ends for matching
Perfume
Tissues
Body spray
Foot cream
Moisturiser
Clear nail varnish
Can of red bull
Bottle of water
headache tablets
migrane tablets
anti-histamine tablets
spare pair of pants
tampons
shopping bag

We want to know more about the pants
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Misunderstood on September 17, 2007, 01:01:54 PM
For contrast...

I have in my pockets usually:

1)  Wallet
2)  Small bunch of keys
3)  Handkerchief
4)  Pen


Enough to travel the world with, although I might add a phone sometimes.
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2007, 01:02:53 PM
Me

Car key
House key
Wallet

Done
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Bar Wench on September 17, 2007, 01:05:04 PM
Other than the double ups I've used it all in the last two weeks. Most of it I use everyday.

I have no thrown away
tissues
dirty cotton wool ball
dusty strepsil
train tickets
receipts
 
I have eaten the mars bar.
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2007, 01:05:59 PM
Do your bit for the planet. Sift!!
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Bar Wench on September 17, 2007, 01:06:21 PM
Other than the double ups I've used it all in the last two weeks. Most of it I use everyday.

I have now thrown away
tissues
dirty cotton wool ball
dusty strepsil
train tickets
receipts
 
I have eaten the mars bar.
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Snoopy on September 17, 2007, 01:06:51 PM
Me:
Wallet (Contents Incl photo of a girl friend of forty years ago, debit card and bus pass)
House and Car Keys
Handkerchief
?50 cash
Comb
Small stone given me by 9yo on the  day we moved in 6 years ago ~ he said it was lucky and I haven't the heart to throw it away
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 17, 2007, 01:11:00 PM
Les's see:

Wallet
Phone
Pen
Keys - Personal
Keys - Company
Train Ticket
Rail Photo card
Photopass for office
loose change
tissue
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2007, 01:11:35 PM
Quote
photo of a girl friend of forty years ago

me too happy100
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Bar Wench on September 17, 2007, 01:11:55 PM
Do you want to know what's in my wallet too?
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 17, 2007, 01:12:35 PM
Quote
photo of a girl friend of forty years ago

me too happy100

Good Grief!
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Misunderstood on September 17, 2007, 01:13:38 PM
Me:
Wallet (Contents Incl photo of a girl friend of forty years ago, debit card and bus pass)
House and Car Keys
Handkerchief
?50 cash
Comb
Small stone given me by 9yo on the  day we moved in 6 years ago ~ he said it was lucky and I haven't the heart to throw it away

COMB ???????

Vain or bragging?
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Snoopy on September 17, 2007, 01:14:08 PM
Quote
photo of a girl friend of forty years ago

me too happy100


Yeah ~ well you can't win 'em all I guess.
We are still in touch despite both having been married twice.
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Snoopy on September 17, 2007, 01:15:40 PM
Me:
Wallet (Contents Incl photo of a girl friend of forty years ago, debit card and bus pass)
House and Car Keys
Handkerchief
?50 cash
Comb
Small stone given me by 9yo on the  day we moved in 6 years ago ~ he said it was lucky and I haven't the heart to throw it away

COMB ???????


Vain or bragging?

Very old habit I guess. I never use it during the day (Though I do still have hair)
I just put it in the back pocket with my wallet every morning and take it out again every night.
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2007, 01:18:54 PM
Quote
photo of a girl friend of forty years ago

me too happy100


Yeah ~ well you can't win 'em all I guess.
We are still in touch despite both having been married twice.

Me too. sad24:
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 17, 2007, 01:19:16 PM
I own to:
Bunch of keys.
?2.70 in coins
Swiss army knife
Length of baling twine
"Silent" dog whistle
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Bar Wench on September 17, 2007, 01:19:25 PM
Good grief.
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2007, 01:19:57 PM
All a man needs!

Do we ever carry spare pants?
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2007, 01:26:03 PM
2 pairs of sunglasses



Ever the optimist eh?
Tampons - ever the pessimist?  whistle:
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2007, 01:29:31 PM
Mskes me think of chimneys
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2007, 02:01:04 PM
Mskes me think of chimneys
Tampons or pessimism?
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Snoopy on September 17, 2007, 02:06:35 PM
Mskes me think of chimneys
Tampons or pessimism?

Yes
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Bar Wench on September 17, 2007, 02:08:13 PM
Why do the male of the species have such a strange obsession with tampons anyway?
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2007, 02:09:31 PM
Why do the male of the species have such a strange obsession with tampons anyway?
Who says we do?
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Snoopy on September 17, 2007, 02:09:43 PM
Why do the male of the species have such a strange obsession with tampons anyway?

It may be the way they swell up in use ~ like ..................!!!! whistle:
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Bar Wench on September 17, 2007, 02:10:42 PM
I've never met a bloke who isn't strangely fascinated by them.  eeek:
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Snoopy on September 17, 2007, 02:12:30 PM
I've never met a bloke who isn't strangely fascinated by them.  eeek:


I like the noise they make when the cellophane wrapper is removed ~ I usually ask if she has a spare sweetie for me?






Yeah ~ Nose.... newspaper .........  I know.
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Bar Wench on September 17, 2007, 02:13:30 PM
I've never met a bloke who isn't strangely fascinated by them.  eeek:


I like the noise they make when the cellophane wrapper is removed ~ I usually ask if she has a spare sweetie for me?






Yeah ~ Nose.... newspaper .........  I know.

I don't use that variety for that precise reason!
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Snoopy on September 17, 2007, 02:14:40 PM
 redface: redface: redface:
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: tel on September 17, 2007, 02:16:38 PM
Brings back memories of the classic Young Ones episode.
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Misunderstood on September 17, 2007, 02:28:14 PM
It may be something to do with them occupying the space that is meant for other bits.

Or just jealousy?
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Nick on September 18, 2007, 11:21:57 AM
This reminds me of an horrifically embarrassing experience with a tampon.

Long story
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Barman on September 18, 2007, 11:31:00 AM
This reminds me of a horrifically embarrassing experience with a tampon.

Long story
We have time...  whistle:
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 18, 2007, 11:32:58 AM
Mobile & hands free kit for its mp3 player
XDA and spare battery and SD cards
keys
wallet
photo pass for work
loose change
wallet - usual gubbins, cards cash etc


This reminds me of a horrifically embarrassing experience with a tampon.

Long story

I cant believe that you would have an embarrasing moment Nick  whistle:

Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Nick on September 18, 2007, 11:33:55 AM
This reminds me of a horrifically embarrassing experience with a tampon.

Long story
We have time...  whistle:

I don't cussing:
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Nick on September 18, 2007, 11:34:39 AM
Mobile & hands free kit for its mp3 player
XDA and spare battery and SD cards
keys
wallet
photo pass for work
loose change
wallet - usual gubbins, cards cash etc


This reminds me of a horrifically embarrassing experience with a tampon.

Long story

I cant believe that you would have an embarrasing moment Nick  whistle:



Don't you carry spare Y fronts (just in case)? noooo:
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 18, 2007, 11:39:08 AM
I'm safe from CataclysNicktm events so I dont need to carry spares  point:
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Nick on September 18, 2007, 11:46:25 AM
 evil:

I will enlighten you about tampon horror later. Oh what the hell, now.

In 1980 I was a youngish trainee FE lecturer. About 6 weeks into my course I was required to teach a one hour class to a bunch of horsey gals from Surrey (yes). I was prepared to the hilt and scared as hell. They were bright and ripped through my carefully prepared material at alarming speed. I felt an urge to write on the board, but realised I had forgotten to bring any chalk. I cast around the room surreptitiously and spied a piece of chalk under a radiator. I picked it up and went to write on the board.

Nothing happened.

I examined it. It was a Lil-let, still in its wrapping.

They said (15 of them, all early 20's), "What's wrong sir?"

I said the chalk was "broken"  Banghead and fled the room in search of more.

I still get sweaty just thinking about it.

Must go. Miss Netball Kit 2007 is popping in for a "chat" eyes:
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Misunderstood on September 18, 2007, 12:28:44 PM
I remember a 'Double booking' incident a long time ago... (She claimed to have 'forgotten' about it)  ::)

Anyway the string vanished and I spent an interesting half hour armed with a crochet hook.

Improved my human biology knowledge no end.  confused:
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Nick on September 18, 2007, 12:30:10 PM
WTF is that all about?

Anyway  sick2:

If I read this right, then I had one of those once too. But no crochet hook, fortunately eeek:
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Bar Wench on September 18, 2007, 12:31:26 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: sick2: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Nick on September 18, 2007, 12:32:29 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: sick2: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:


Not happened up your end then?
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Bar Wench on September 18, 2007, 12:34:12 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: sick2: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:


Not happened up your end then?

Noooo! I ummm remember these things. Probably from hearing tales such as that and being paranoid about them.  redface:
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Misunderstood on September 18, 2007, 12:36:27 PM
WTF is that all about?

Anyway  sick2:

If I read this right, then I had one of those once too. But no crochet hook, fortunately eeek:

Never mind - It didn't work anyway...   redface:  I had to get more - inventive.....

Anyway how can anyone 'forget' about something like that?  eeek:
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Nick on September 18, 2007, 12:37:31 PM
My cousin Brenda forgot about one for about 6 months and ended up in hospital!

She is a bit dim!
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Bar Wench on September 18, 2007, 12:38:34 PM
WTF is that all about?

Anyway  sick2:

If I read this right, then I had one of those once too. But no crochet hook, fortunately eeek:

Never mind - It didn't work anyway...   redface:  I had to get more - inventive.....

Anyway how can anyone 'forget' about something like that?  eeek:

Well you can forget.  redface: I have. Not in that  ;)  situation but in others.

How does one get more inventive than a crochet hook without a trip to casualty? On second thoughts I don't think I want to know.
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Misunderstood on September 18, 2007, 12:39:03 PM
My cousin Brenda forgot about one for about 6 months and ended up in hospital!

She is a bit dim!

 eeek:
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Nick on September 18, 2007, 12:40:32 PM
Well she is!
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Snoopy on September 18, 2007, 12:40:56 PM
My cousin Brenda forgot about one for about 6 months and ended up in hospital!

She is a bit dim!

Tell her to use a light bulb
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Bar Wench on September 18, 2007, 12:42:23 PM
My cousin Brenda forgot about one for about 6 months and ended up in hospital!

She is a bit dim!

Tell her to use a light bulb

 drumroll:

I forgot about one for a week.  redface:
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Nick on September 18, 2007, 12:42:28 PM
Good plan! I remember their honeymoon. And the subsequent slide show noooo:
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Nick on September 18, 2007, 12:43:04 PM
My cousin Brenda forgot about one for about 6 months and ended up in hospital!

She is a bit dim!

Tell her to use a light bulb

 drumroll:

I forgot about one for a week.  redface:

A light bulb?!
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Bar Wench on September 18, 2007, 12:43:40 PM
My cousin Brenda forgot about one for about 6 months and ended up in hospital!

She is a bit dim!

Tell her to use a light bulb

 drumroll:

I forgot about one for a week.  redface:

A light bulb?!

Yes of course a light bulb!
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Misunderstood on September 18, 2007, 12:56:09 PM
This has all the makings of a large can of worms  eeek:
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Bar Wench on September 18, 2007, 12:56:39 PM
This has all the makings of a large can of worms  eeek:

I'm stopping now.  redface:
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Misunderstood on September 18, 2007, 12:59:53 PM
Nooooo!  Explain how you can 'forget' about one for a week...

I mean.... I NEVER forget my dentures.    confused:
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Bar Wench on September 18, 2007, 01:01:27 PM
Well they are quite comfortable and you don't know they are there. And if there is no ahem leakage and the cord is umm tucked away then you aren't reminded.  redface:
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Misunderstood on September 18, 2007, 01:06:10 PM
Well they are quite comfortable and you don't know they are there. And if there is no ahem leakage and the cord is umm tucked away then you aren't reminded.  redface:

I'm just waiting for Snoopy's "When I was in the RAF" comments on that one...  8)
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Nick on September 18, 2007, 01:07:14 PM
Frightful, just frightful!
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Snoopy on September 18, 2007, 01:21:00 PM
Well they are quite comfortable and you don't know they are there. And if there is no ahem leakage and the cord is umm tucked away then you aren't reminded.  redface:

I'm just waiting for Snoopy's "When I was in the RAF" comments on that one...  8)

I wouldn't dare!  eeek:
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Misunderstood on September 18, 2007, 01:22:19 PM
Well they are quite comfortable and you don't know they are there. And if there is no ahem leakage and the cord is umm tucked away then you aren't reminded.  redface:

I'm just waiting for Snoopy's "When I was in the RAF" comments on that one...  8)

I wouldn't dare!  eeek:

Is that why they call aeroplanes 'she'?  redface:
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Snoopy on September 18, 2007, 01:24:07 PM
Well they are quite comfortable and you don't know they are there. And if there is no ahem leakage and the cord is umm tucked away then you aren't reminded.  redface:

I'm just waiting for Snoopy's "When I was in the RAF" comments on that one...  8)

I wouldn't dare!  eeek:

Is that why they call aeroplanes 'she'?  redface:

I used to mend 'em ..... We called them  censored:
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Nick on September 18, 2007, 01:30:10 PM
Bet you never filled them with cotton wool though.
Title: Re: Contents of Wench's bag
Post by: Snoopy on September 18, 2007, 01:31:10 PM
True.