The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Bar Wench on September 17, 2007, 12:53:55 PM
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Wallet
Phone
Keys
Mrs Dalloway (book not person)
Marie Antoinette (book not person)
Spot gel
Nail file
Mosquitto bite cream
Hair brush
Hair band
Hair clip
Lunch boxes
Bottle of water
Diary
Notebook
3 x pens
1 x pencil
1 x pack of post it notes
3 half empty packs of chewing gum
1 dusty strepsil
many receipts
half a mars bar
2 boxes of matches
many train tickets
dirty cotton wool ball
MP3 player
Umbrella
2 pairs of sunglasses
Various free samples of Chanel
Mascara
Eyeliner
Twezers
3 different chapsticks/lip balm
Moleskien notebook
Yarn/fabric ends for matching
Perfume
Tissues
Body spray
Foot cream
Moisturiser
Clear nail varnish
Can of red bull
Bottle of water
headache tablets
migrane tablets
anti-histamine tablets
spare pair of pants
tampons
shopping bag
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WHY??
All she needs is cash!
ANd a train ticket
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2 pairs of sunglasses
Ever the optimist eh?
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spare pair of pants
Why?
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Mrs S agrees that the contents is about right but wonders at the lack of a screwdriver or two.
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Why? How many have you used in the last 6 months?
Wallet
Phone
Keys
Mrs Dalloway (book not person)
Marie Antoinette (book not person)
Spot gel
Nail file
Mosquitto bite cream
Hair brush
Hair band
Hair clip
Lunch boxes
Bottle of water
Diary
Notebook
3 x pens
1 x pencil
1 x pack of post it notes
3 half empty packs of chewing gum
1 dusty strepsil
many receipts
half a mars bar
2 boxes of matches
many train tickets
dirty cotton wool ball
MP3 player
Umbrella
2 pairs of sunglasses
Various free samples of Chanel
Mascara
Eyeliner
Twezers
3 different chapsticks/lip balm
Moleskien notebook
Yarn/fabric ends for matching
Perfume
Tissues
Body spray
Foot cream
Moisturiser
Clear nail varnish
Can of red bull
Bottle of water
headache tablets
migrane tablets
anti-histamine tablets
spare pair of pants
tampons
shopping bag
We want to know more about the pants
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For contrast...
I have in my pockets usually:
1) Wallet
2) Small bunch of keys
3) Handkerchief
4) Pen
Enough to travel the world with, although I might add a phone sometimes.
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Me
Car key
House key
Wallet
Done
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Other than the double ups I've used it all in the last two weeks. Most of it I use everyday.
I have no thrown away
tissues
dirty cotton wool ball
dusty strepsil
train tickets
receipts
I have eaten the mars bar.
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Do your bit for the planet. Sift!!
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Other than the double ups I've used it all in the last two weeks. Most of it I use everyday.
I have now thrown away
tissues
dirty cotton wool ball
dusty strepsil
train tickets
receipts
I have eaten the mars bar.
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Me:
Wallet (Contents Incl photo of a girl friend of forty years ago, debit card and bus pass)
House and Car Keys
Handkerchief
?50 cash
Comb
Small stone given me by 9yo on the day we moved in 6 years ago ~ he said it was lucky and I haven't the heart to throw it away
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Les's see:
Wallet
Phone
Pen
Keys - Personal
Keys - Company
Train Ticket
Rail Photo card
Photopass for office
loose change
tissue
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photo of a girl friend of forty years ago
me too happy100
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Do you want to know what's in my wallet too?
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photo of a girl friend of forty years ago
me too happy100
Good Grief!
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Me:
Wallet (Contents Incl photo of a girl friend of forty years ago, debit card and bus pass)
House and Car Keys
Handkerchief
?50 cash
Comb
Small stone given me by 9yo on the day we moved in 6 years ago ~ he said it was lucky and I haven't the heart to throw it away
COMB ???????
Vain or bragging?
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photo of a girl friend of forty years ago
me too happy100
Yeah ~ well you can't win 'em all I guess.
We are still in touch despite both having been married twice.
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Me:
Wallet (Contents Incl photo of a girl friend of forty years ago, debit card and bus pass)
House and Car Keys
Handkerchief
?50 cash
Comb
Small stone given me by 9yo on the day we moved in 6 years ago ~ he said it was lucky and I haven't the heart to throw it away
COMB ???????
Vain or bragging?
Very old habit I guess. I never use it during the day (Though I do still have hair)
I just put it in the back pocket with my wallet every morning and take it out again every night.
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photo of a girl friend of forty years ago
me too happy100
Yeah ~ well you can't win 'em all I guess.
We are still in touch despite both having been married twice.
Me too. sad24:
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I own to:
Bunch of keys.
?2.70 in coins
Swiss army knife
Length of baling twine
"Silent" dog whistle
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Good grief.
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All a man needs!
Do we ever carry spare pants?
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2 pairs of sunglasses
Ever the optimist eh?
Tampons - ever the pessimist? whistle:
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Mskes me think of chimneys
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Mskes me think of chimneys
Tampons or pessimism?
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Mskes me think of chimneys
Tampons or pessimism?
Yes
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Why do the male of the species have such a strange obsession with tampons anyway?
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Why do the male of the species have such a strange obsession with tampons anyway?
Who says we do?
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Why do the male of the species have such a strange obsession with tampons anyway?
It may be the way they swell up in use ~ like ..................!!!! whistle:
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I've never met a bloke who isn't strangely fascinated by them. eeek:
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I've never met a bloke who isn't strangely fascinated by them. eeek:
I like the noise they make when the cellophane wrapper is removed ~ I usually ask if she has a spare sweetie for me?
Yeah ~ Nose.... newspaper ......... I know.
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I've never met a bloke who isn't strangely fascinated by them. eeek:
I like the noise they make when the cellophane wrapper is removed ~ I usually ask if she has a spare sweetie for me?
Yeah ~ Nose.... newspaper ......... I know.
I don't use that variety for that precise reason!
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redface: redface: redface:
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Brings back memories of the classic Young Ones episode.
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It may be something to do with them occupying the space that is meant for other bits.
Or just jealousy?
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This reminds me of an horrifically embarrassing experience with a tampon.
Long story
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This reminds me of a horrifically embarrassing experience with a tampon.
Long story
We have time... whistle:
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Mobile & hands free kit for its mp3 player
XDA and spare battery and SD cards
keys
wallet
photo pass for work
loose change
wallet - usual gubbins, cards cash etc
This reminds me of a horrifically embarrassing experience with a tampon.
Long story
I cant believe that you would have an embarrasing moment Nick whistle:
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This reminds me of a horrifically embarrassing experience with a tampon.
Long story
We have time... whistle:
I don't cussing:
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Mobile & hands free kit for its mp3 player
XDA and spare battery and SD cards
keys
wallet
photo pass for work
loose change
wallet - usual gubbins, cards cash etc
This reminds me of a horrifically embarrassing experience with a tampon.
Long story
I cant believe that you would have an embarrasing moment Nick whistle:
Don't you carry spare Y fronts (just in case)? noooo:
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I'm safe from CataclysNicktm events so I dont need to carry spares point:
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evil:
I will enlighten you about tampon horror later. Oh what the hell, now.
In 1980 I was a youngish trainee FE lecturer. About 6 weeks into my course I was required to teach a one hour class to a bunch of horsey gals from Surrey (yes). I was prepared to the hilt and scared as hell. They were bright and ripped through my carefully prepared material at alarming speed. I felt an urge to write on the board, but realised I had forgotten to bring any chalk. I cast around the room surreptitiously and spied a piece of chalk under a radiator. I picked it up and went to write on the board.
Nothing happened.
I examined it. It was a Lil-let, still in its wrapping.
They said (15 of them, all early 20's), "What's wrong sir?"
I said the chalk was "broken" Banghead and fled the room in search of more.
I still get sweaty just thinking about it.
Must go. Miss Netball Kit 2007 is popping in for a "chat" eyes:
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I remember a 'Double booking' incident a long time ago... (She claimed to have 'forgotten' about it) ::)
Anyway the string vanished and I spent an interesting half hour armed with a crochet hook.
Improved my human biology knowledge no end. confused:
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WTF is that all about?
Anyway sick2:
If I read this right, then I had one of those once too. But no crochet hook, fortunately eeek:
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eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: sick2: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
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eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: sick2: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Not happened up your end then?
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eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: sick2: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Not happened up your end then?
Noooo! I ummm remember these things. Probably from hearing tales such as that and being paranoid about them. redface:
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WTF is that all about?
Anyway sick2:
If I read this right, then I had one of those once too. But no crochet hook, fortunately eeek:
Never mind - It didn't work anyway... redface: I had to get more - inventive.....
Anyway how can anyone 'forget' about something like that? eeek:
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My cousin Brenda forgot about one for about 6 months and ended up in hospital!
She is a bit dim!
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WTF is that all about?
Anyway sick2:
If I read this right, then I had one of those once too. But no crochet hook, fortunately eeek:
Never mind - It didn't work anyway... redface: I had to get more - inventive.....
Anyway how can anyone 'forget' about something like that? eeek:
Well you can forget. redface: I have. Not in that ;) situation but in others.
How does one get more inventive than a crochet hook without a trip to casualty? On second thoughts I don't think I want to know.
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My cousin Brenda forgot about one for about 6 months and ended up in hospital!
She is a bit dim!
eeek:
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Well she is!
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My cousin Brenda forgot about one for about 6 months and ended up in hospital!
She is a bit dim!
Tell her to use a light bulb
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My cousin Brenda forgot about one for about 6 months and ended up in hospital!
She is a bit dim!
Tell her to use a light bulb
drumroll:
I forgot about one for a week. redface:
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Good plan! I remember their honeymoon. And the subsequent slide show noooo:
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My cousin Brenda forgot about one for about 6 months and ended up in hospital!
She is a bit dim!
Tell her to use a light bulb
drumroll:
I forgot about one for a week. redface:
A light bulb?!
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My cousin Brenda forgot about one for about 6 months and ended up in hospital!
She is a bit dim!
Tell her to use a light bulb
drumroll:
I forgot about one for a week. redface:
A light bulb?!
Yes of course a light bulb!
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This has all the makings of a large can of worms eeek:
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This has all the makings of a large can of worms eeek:
I'm stopping now. redface:
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Nooooo! Explain how you can 'forget' about one for a week...
I mean.... I NEVER forget my dentures. confused:
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Well they are quite comfortable and you don't know they are there. And if there is no ahem leakage and the cord is umm tucked away then you aren't reminded. redface:
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Well they are quite comfortable and you don't know they are there. And if there is no ahem leakage and the cord is umm tucked away then you aren't reminded. redface:
I'm just waiting for Snoopy's "When I was in the RAF" comments on that one... 8)
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Frightful, just frightful!
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Well they are quite comfortable and you don't know they are there. And if there is no ahem leakage and the cord is umm tucked away then you aren't reminded. redface:
I'm just waiting for Snoopy's "When I was in the RAF" comments on that one... 8)
I wouldn't dare! eeek:
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Well they are quite comfortable and you don't know they are there. And if there is no ahem leakage and the cord is umm tucked away then you aren't reminded. redface:
I'm just waiting for Snoopy's "When I was in the RAF" comments on that one... 8)
I wouldn't dare! eeek:
Is that why they call aeroplanes 'she'? redface:
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Well they are quite comfortable and you don't know they are there. And if there is no ahem leakage and the cord is umm tucked away then you aren't reminded. redface:
I'm just waiting for Snoopy's "When I was in the RAF" comments on that one... 8)
I wouldn't dare! eeek:
Is that why they call aeroplanes 'she'? redface:
I used to mend 'em ..... We called them censored:
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Bet you never filled them with cotton wool though.
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True.