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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on September 17, 2007, 11:31:36 AM
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I have just posted some AMAZING stuff in the "Secret Boys Area".
Off you go!
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I have just posted some AMAZING stuff in the "Secret Boys Area".
Off you go!
"Wow!"
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More up Berek's street actually, but if you like it...............
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I am now smitting anything with testicles. evil:
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More up Berek's street actually, but if you like it...............
I'd not venture up that street noooo:
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smitting
Does that involve fur?
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eeek: eeek: eeek:
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You can always hope. I think it was "Never Say Never Again"
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I am now smitting anything with testicles. evil:
Hmmmm ..... I remember getting them back from my first wife after the divorce but then ...... well they're probably in one of her handbags. noooo:
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AMazing she found them then. We should ask Wenchy to turf out her handbag and describe the entire contents.
Could be a long post whistle:
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AMazing she found them then. We should ask Wenchy to turf out her handbag and describe the entire contents.
Could be a long post whistle:
I don't so much carry a handbag as a small suitcase. redface:
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I have asked him already evil:
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AMazing she found them then. We should ask Wenchy to turf out her handbag and describe the entire contents.
Could be a long post whistle:
A load of bollocks I shouldn't wonder... noooo:
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AMazing she found them then. We should ask Wenchy to turf out her handbag and describe the entire contents.
Could be a long post whistle:
I don't so much carry a handbag as a small suitcase. redface:
Life is too short. It's the same as walking round supermarkets ..... full o shite that you cannot imagine anybody paying good money for.
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Mrs Nick's contained more Tat than even she knew she had!
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My only defense is that I travel by public transport and must be prepared for every eventuality.
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I sa Alastair Campbell interviewed recently. I warmed to him when he said, "Why can't women have POCKETS?"
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It wouldn't all fit in the pockets anyway! eeek:
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It would if you had them evil:
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My only defense is that I travel by public transport and must be prepared for every eventuality.
I have heard that excuse before too ...... My response was "What became of that girl I took to the IoW festival all those years ago ~ the one who thought that ?20, a spare pair of knickers and 40 cigs was all the luggage needed for the weekend?" confused:
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I'd need bloody big pockets to deal with the contents of my bag!
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My only defense is that I travel by public transport and must be prepared for every eventuality.
I have heard that excuse before too ...... My response was "What became of that girl I took to the IoW festival all those years ago ~ the one who thought that ?20, a spare pair of knickers and 40 cigs was all the luggage needed for the weekend?" confused:
I was there too! Why did she need the spare pair of knickers?
(after all, you can always buy more if you need them. If."
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Wench's bag.
I NEVER managed on a spare pair of knickers, ?20 and 40 cigs ever ever ever.
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I sa Alastair Campbell interviewed recently. I warmed to him when he said, "Why can't women have POCKETS?"
We do have pockets but they do not perform any function. In fact pockets are a liability for a girl.
If they are side entry on the hip they are unflattering.
If they sit on the breasts they just look ridiculous (I am referring to the pockets)
If they use buttons they always friggin pop off and then you lose one button and you haven't got another one to match and so the whole garment has to be thrown away
If they use zips then you catch your nails on them and causes them to snag.
If they use poppers (not the drug related kind) then you often press down too hard and hurt yourself - although admitedly great for removing easily.
If we actually put anything in them they bulge and look unattractive - bear in mind we go into meltdown over a VPL.
Therefore large suitcase = peace of mind. I am sure you would never begrudge us that now eh! ;D
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My only defense is that I travel by public transport and must be prepared for every eventuality.
I have heard that excuse before too ...... My response was "What became of that girl I took to the IoW festival all those years ago ~ the one who thought that ?20, a spare pair of knickers and 40 cigs was all the luggage needed for the weekend?" confused:
I was there too! Why did she need the spare pair of knickers?
(after all, you can always buy more if you need them. If."
She never went anywhere without a spare pair ~ jeans chafe she claimed.
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OK
Pockets mean instant access to cash. Bags mean rummaging for cash.
Guess who ends up paying? That is the plan. Yes?
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Wench's bag.
I NEVER managed on a spare pair of knickers, ?20 and 40 cigs ever ever ever.
With 20 quid and 40 cigs you were very very rich in the 60s. ::) (Kids ~ Know nothing)
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And a spare pair of pants for a whole weekend (not needed anyway, therefore excess). Did you see Hendrix? 1971, IIRC correctly. I was too young to be there but I learnt a lot about boobs.
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I remember an acquaintanceship with a generously endowed lass that habitually wore a denim shirt with 'poppers'.
I discovered after a short while that if one sneaked up behind, grabbed a handful of shirt and twisted smartly - all would be revealed..... eyes:
Kept me happy for months.... cloud9:
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I had a dress that did that. redface:
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1968 ~ The First IoW Festival featuring T-Rex, Fairport etc.
If you can remember the 60s you weren't there (as the saying goes)
1971 Nick was too young to be there ~ JHC!! I'd been married 5 years by then eeek:
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I was in Southampton in 1971, aged about 15/16. I caught the ferry and sneaked in. ;D
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I had a dress that did that. redface:
Most girls have had such garments at one time or another ~ never stopped them wearing them though ..... until they caught their prey.
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I was in Southampton in 1971, aged about 15/16. I caught the ferry and sneaked in. ;D
Doesn't alter the fact that I had been married 5 years by then evil:
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Don't start me off. I have gone all damp!
;D
btw, effing tenants!
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I had a dress that did that. redface:
Most girls have had such garments at one time or another ~ never stopped them wearing them though ..... until they caught their prey.
I did stop wearing it. But then I'd forget why and end up remembering half way through the day. redface:
1971, I wasn't even a twinkle in my parents eye!
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Don't start me off. I have gone all damp!
;D
btw, effing tenants!
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And
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I had a dress that did that. redface:
Most girls have had such garments at one time or another ~ never stopped them wearing them though ..... until they caught their prey.
I did stop wearing it. But then I'd forget why and end up remembering half way through the day. redface:
1971, I wasn't even a twinkle in my parents eye!
I know but it doesn't make me a DOM ~ p'raps
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DOM?
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I had a dress that did that. redface:
Most girls have had such garments at one time or another ~ never stopped them wearing them though ..... until they caught their prey.
eeek: Are you implying that I was being 'targeted'? censored:
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DOM?
Dirty Old Man.
Why? Which way was your mind working? I can guess sex014
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I had a dress that did that. redface:
Most girls have had such garments at one time or another ~ never stopped them wearing them though ..... until they caught their prey.
eeek: Are you implying that I was being 'targeted'? censored:
Oh not you in particular ...... anyone that would fall for it really.
Wimmin like to build up a store of admirers from which to make their choice.
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redface:
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True. I am off soon to see Ms Netball Kit 2007.
Where is that swelling trousers emoticon when you need it?
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I had a dress that did that. redface:
Most girls have had such garments at one time or another ~ never stopped them wearing them though ..... until they caught their prey.
eeek: Are you implying that I was being 'targeted'? censored:
Oh not you in particular ...... anyone that would fall for it really.
Wimmin like to build up a store of admirers from which to make their choice.
eeek: She was married... and only wore it whe......... rubschin: whistle: tunble:
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Sorry to let the side down on this one girls, but I frequently go out with just wallet in right back pocket, diary in other back pocket and phone in front pocket, Keys in other FP. I like to keep my hands free. I keeps several briefcases with different projects in each, so if I have a meeting, I can just grab the relevant one on the way out of the door. redface:
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Sorry to let the side down on this one girls, but I frequently go out with just wallet in right back pocket, diary in other back pocket and phone in front pocket, Keys in other FP. I like to keep my hands free. I keeps several briefcases with different projects in each, so if I have a meeting, I can just grab the relevant one on the way out of the door. redface:
Smartass
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I had a dress that did that. redface:
Most girls have had such garments at one time or another ~ never stopped them wearing them though ..... until they caught their prey.
eeek: Are you implying that I was being 'targeted'? censored:
Oh not you in particular ...... anyone that would fall for it really.
Wimmin like to build up a store of admirers from which to make their choice.
eeek: She was married... and only wore it whe......... rubschin: whistle: tunble:
You seem to be describing events that led to my divorce
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Ummm! I'm beginning to see a pattern here... redface:
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Fab pics though, boys?
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Oh Yes
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Not the word I'd choose though shocked003
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Que?
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I'd be quite hurt if I found an ex-girlfriend's picture in Mr Wench's wallet. Especially as there isn't one of me in there. sad24:
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HAve you seen that one of my ex?
Also Mr Wench's ex.
And that one of wench in her "glory". HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Amazed she fitted in my screen, truth be told!
HA
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I'd be quite hurt if I found an ex-girlfriend's picture in Mr Wench's wallet. Especially as there isn't one of me in there. sad24:
If you go snooping in wallets that don't belong to you ~ then you deserve all you get. evil:
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I'd be quite hurt if I found an ex-girlfriend's picture in Mr Wench's wallet. Especially as there isn't one of me in there. sad24:
If you go snooping in wallets that don't belong to you ~ then you deserve all you get. evil:
I don't go snooping! I'm just saying is all. sad24:
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I'd be quite hurt if I found an ex-girlfriend's picture in Mr Wench's wallet. Especially as there isn't one of me in there. sad24:
If you go snooping in wallets that don't belong to you ~ then you deserve all you get. evil:
I don't go snooping! I'm just saying is all. sad24:
So how would you find a picture of an old girlfriend .... do you suppose he would empty his wallet on demand?
No young lady ~ everyone is entitled to some secrets and the depth of my feelings for the lady in question are for me to know and not for my wife (wives) to be told about. My memories are mine.
Mrs S knows of the lady's existence and that we correspond from time to time.
She also knows that I am faithful to her and that I continue to live with her .... and will until the day when either the Good Lord or she should decide I am no longer wanted. That is enough as it is all I can give.
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I'd be quite hurt if I found an ex-girlfriend's picture in Mr Wench's wallet. Especially as there isn't one of me in there. sad24:
If you go snooping in wallets that don't belong to you ~ then you deserve all you get. evil:
I don't go snooping! I'm just saying is all. sad24:
How do you know then?
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Sorry to let the side down on this one girls, but I frequently go out with just wallet in right back pocket, diary in other back pocket and phone in front pocket, Keys in other FP. I like to keep my hands free. I keeps several briefcases with different projects in each, so if I have a meeting, I can just grab the relevant one on the way out of the door. redface:
(Moderator intervention)
I have to do my duty and grass her up on this one.
She was caught 'unloading' a bundle of blue string earlier. Claimed it was the leash for the frog. eeek:
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I'd be quite hurt if I found an ex-girlfriend's picture in Mr Wench's wallet. Especially as there isn't one of me in there. sad24:
If you go snooping in wallets that don't belong to you ~ then you deserve all you get. evil:
I don't go snooping! I'm just saying is all. sad24:
So how would you find a picture of an old girlfriend .... do you suppose he would empty his wallet on demand?
No young lady ~ everyone is entitled to some secrets and the depth of my feelings for the lady in question are for me to know and not for my wife (wives) to be told about. My memories are mine.
Mrs S knows of the lady's existence and that we correspond from time to time.
She also knows that I am faithful to her and that I continue to live with her .... and will until the day when either the Good Lord or she should decide I am no longer wanted. That is enough as it is all I can give.
If say he said, yes of course you can borrow five pounds go and get it from my wallet. If I'd known it was there it wouldn't be a problem. I suppose it is the idea of finding it and not knowing it was there that would bother me.
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Sorry to let the side down on this one girls, but I frequently go out with just wallet in right back pocket, diary in other back pocket and phone in front pocket, Keys in other FP. I like to keep my hands free. I keeps several briefcases with different projects in each, so if I have a meeting, I can just grab the relevant one on the way out of the door. redface:
(Moderator intervention)
I have to do my duty and grass her up on this one.
She was caught 'unloading' a bundle of blue string earlier. Claimed it was the leash for the frog. eeek:
Frog on a leash! Is this woman some sort of (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Frpg012.gif&hash=5da996f1b77bb0c59f6c98358b9053e27e5acdde)
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Or worse, it could be a French man.
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Best not to keep secrets, biggest marriage breaker of all time. Breaches of trust and all that. You gotta be able to trust the one nearest.
If your sordid history and fantasies are out on display they everyone knows the deal and lives with it.
If they still like you warts and all, then it's for life usually.
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I'd be quite hurt if I found an ex-girlfriend's picture in Mr Wench's wallet. Especially as there isn't one of me in there. sad24:
If you go snooping in wallets that don't belong to you ~ then you deserve all you get. evil:
I don't go snooping! I'm just saying is all. sad24:
So how would you find a picture of an old girlfriend .... do you suppose he would empty his wallet on demand?
No young lady ~ everyone is entitled to some secrets and the depth of my feelings for the lady in question are for me to know and not for my wife (wives) to be told about. My memories are mine.
Mrs S knows of the lady's existence and that we correspond from time to time.
She also knows that I am faithful to her and that I continue to live with her .... and will until the day when either the Good Lord or she should decide I am no longer wanted. That is enough as it is all I can give.
If say he said, yes of course you can borrow five pounds go and get it from my wallet. If I'd known it was there it wouldn't be a problem. I suppose it is the idea of finding it and not knowing it was there that would bother me.
I'll let you off then .....
Borrow Five Pounds? That's a good one. Borrow implies return .... never happens in this house.
Anyway for some reason I never keep money in my wallet. The folding stuff goes in the left trouser pocket along with the change. Hankie, lucky stone and keys in right trouser pocket, wallet and comb in back pocket (right side)
I have to add that I have never been into either wife's handbag. My old dad always told me that a lady's bag was private. Even if Mrs S says "get it from my bag" I carry the bag to her and stand back whilst she finds whatever it is she wants. I then carry the bag back to it's resting place. I can honestly say I have never looked in it. Like her and my wallet I guess. Mutual respect for some privacy ~ which when you consider the things that couple do is sort of weird.
Like tooth brushes. We would never, ever share a toothbrush or use one another's but we are happy to swap bodily fluids...... Strange.
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Strangely that is Mr Wench and I too. I don't like going through his wallet but on occasion he has snapped at me when I have brought it to him instead of just opening it myself. I don't like him going through my bag either, so he has now been trained to bring and drop. ;)
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Sorry to let the side down on this one girls, but I frequently go out with just wallet in right back pocket, diary in other back pocket and phone in front pocket, Keys in other FP. I like to keep my hands free. I keeps several briefcases with different projects in each, so if I have a meeting, I can just grab the relevant one on the way out of the door. redface:
(Moderator intervention)
I have to do my duty and grass her up on this one.
She was caught 'unloading' a bundle of blue string earlier. Claimed it was the leash for the frog. eeek:
Frog on a leash! Is this woman some sort of (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Frpg012.gif&hash=5da996f1b77bb0c59f6c98358b9053e27e5acdde)
No. noooo: Just a standard kind of wumman. noooo: Well, Not really - er - standard at all...
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Frog leashes are normal surely? eeek:
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eeek: Whoo! The 'String' has just been reclaimed - she's going out scared2:
Why was she asking how to do a hangman's noose? char062
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Sorry to let the side down on this one girls, but I frequently go out with just wallet in right back pocket, diary in other back pocket and phone in front pocket, Keys in other FP. I like to keep my hands free. I keeps several briefcases with different projects in each, so if I have a meeting, I can just grab the relevant one on the way out of the door. redface:
(Moderator intervention)
I have to do my duty and grass her up on this one.
She was caught 'unloading' a bundle of blue string earlier. Claimed it was the leash for the frog. eeek:
Frog on a leash! Is this woman some sort of (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Frpg012.gif&hash=5da996f1b77bb0c59f6c98358b9053e27e5acdde)
Yes but, No but, well just a (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.msnemotions.org%2Femoticons%2Fuploads%2Fbroom.gif&hash=13be23be34b61d4b801b0e2cb1025ec5d434c2fc)... I have been known to dabble in things occult (good - natural magic only) we don't use frogs or eye of newt. I have an excuse for the blue twine. There was a Vintage car rally at the Historic House I walked around this morning, the last campers were just packing up to leave and the string was laying on the grass. Having had to care for large areas of grass with sit and ride mowers in the past, I collected up the string and put it in my pocket, so it would not snag up the mowers when they come around. redface: Logical reason for large amount of blue twine in pocket. whistle:
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rubschin:
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rubschin:
And the frog was nowhere at all....
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rubschin:
And the frog was nowhere at all....
She's got the Prince stashed somewhere awaiting her return! eeek:
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rubschin:
And the frog was nowhere at all....
She's got the Prince stashed somewhere awaiting her return! eeek:
The frog was a red herring introduced by a mischievous kitty. noooo:
I wish I did have a Prince stashed somewhere, but I will just have to make do with my pauper. rubschin: The one who is insisting on smoked salmon for tea... and who keeps nothing but moths in his wallet. I swear he thinks he is royalty though, he never carries money, so I always end up paying for things. ::)
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. . The frog . .red herring . .kitty. . smoked salmon. . .moths
Nobody can say you don't have a varied and healthy diet.
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Not to mention Prince beef
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Blue string eeek:
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Not to mention Prince beef
Pince Nez?
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Blue string eeek:
If I know you Nick we're heading back to tampons here. They come with pink string too you know.
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Blue string eeek:
redface: It is a very nice shade of blue. Think Lady Thatcher's outfits, before she came over all pink. noooo: