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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: apc2010 on September 07, 2021, 09:32:48 PM

Title: Liars ...
Post by: apc2010 on September 07, 2021, 09:32:48 PM
Now I have worked with some bullshitters in my time ..motor trade ...plastic gansters etc...but tonight reached a new level ....!!!

A guest at the wedding , claimed he was Dj ..usual "why don't you do xyz"..

So he keeps asking for shit songs nobody dances too... noooo: 

He then tells me now he is a record producer..and has a number one in dance charts ... noooo:  I find out the track ...put it in YOU TUBE ...up it comes ....

SEVENTY THREE , 73 views .... lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:

So call him over and ask do you mean this track .. whistle:  eveilgrin:  knowing he knows how many views ... noooo:   

Never saw him again all night .. lol:

The bride said later "he would be a Has-been .but you have to have been something first" ... lol: lol:
Title: Re: Liars ...
Post by: Steve on September 07, 2021, 09:49:58 PM
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Title: Re: Liars ...
Post by: Barman on September 08, 2021, 03:29:21 AM
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Title: Re: Liars ...
Post by: Just One More on September 08, 2021, 06:10:32 AM
Now I have worked with some bullshitters in my time ..motor trade ...plastic gansters etc...but tonight reached a new level ....!!!

A guest at the wedding , claimed he was Dj ..usual "why don't you do xyz"..

So he keeps asking for shit songs nobody dances too... noooo: 

He then tells me now he is a record producer..and has a number one in dance charts ... noooo:  I find out the track ...put it in YOU TUBE ...up it comes ....

SEVENTY THREE , 73 views .... lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:

So call him over and ask do you mean this track .. whistle:  eveilgrin:  knowing he knows how many views ... noooo:   

Never saw him again all night .. lol:

The bride said later "he would be a Has-been .but you have to have been something first" ... lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:

He was a Never-was