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Title: Things , I learnt Today...
Post by: apc2010 on August 03, 2021, 04:44:13 PM
1.The Merc has those self=working wipers (when screen gets wet).... Thumbs:

2.The nice Nigerian? lady who puts petrol in the car and cleans the windscreen has surprisingly slow reactions ... noooo:   whistle:

3.The wipers arms on my car are strong and sharp..... rubschin:

4. The petrol station does NOT sell plasters .. noooo:

5. I have to tip a little more next time I am in ... rubschin:

6. I may have learnt how to swear in Nigerian .... rubschin:
Title: Re: Things , I learnt Today...
Post by: Barman on August 03, 2021, 04:48:05 PM
1.The Merc has those self=working wipers (when screen gets wet).... Thumbs:

2.The nice Nigerian? lady who puts petrol in the car and cleans the windscreen has surprisingly slow reactions ... noooo:   whistle:

3.The wipers arms on my car are strong and sharp..... rubschin:

4. The petrol station does NOT sell plasters .. noooo:

5. I have to tip a little more next time I am in ... rubschin:

6. I may have learnt how to swear in Nigerian .... rubschin:

happy001

7. Turn the engine off before the Darkie cleans the screen...  whistle:
Title: Re: Things , I learnt Today...
Post by: Steve on August 03, 2021, 05:14:35 PM
1.The Merc has those self=working wipers (when screen gets wet).... Thumbs:

2.The nice Nigerian? lady who puts petrol in the car and cleans the windscreen has surprisingly slow reactions ... noooo:   whistle:

3.The wipers arms on my car are strong and sharp..... rubschin:

4. The petrol station does NOT sell plasters .. noooo:

5. I have to tip a little more next time I am in ... rubschin:

6. I may have learnt how to swear in Nigerian .... rubschin:
noooo:   point:
Title: Re: Things , I learnt Today...
Post by: Just One More on August 03, 2021, 08:12:55 PM
1.The Merc has those self=working wipers (when screen gets wet).... Thumbs:

2.The nice Nigerian? lady who puts petrol in the car and cleans the windscreen has surprisingly slow reactions ... noooo:   whistle:

3.The wipers arms on my car are strong and sharp..... rubschin:

4. The petrol station does NOT sell plasters .. noooo:

5. I have to tip a little more next time I am in ... rubschin:

6. I may have learnt how to swear in Nigerian .... rubschin:
noooo:   point:

 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Things , I learnt Today...
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 03, 2021, 09:25:02 PM
1.The Merc has those self=working wipers (when screen gets wet).... Thumbs:

2.The nice Nigerian? lady who puts petrol in the car and cleans the windscreen has surprisingly slow reactions ... noooo:   whistle:

3.The wipers arms on my car are strong and sharp..... rubschin:

4. The petrol station does NOT sell plasters .. noooo:

5. I have to tip a little more next time I am in ... rubschin:

6. I may have learnt how to swear in Nigerian .... rubschin:
noooo:   point:

 happy001 happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001