The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Bar Wench on September 17, 2007, 08:47:05 AM
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Just in case you thought I was only wittering in there. I'm not!
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Just in case you thought I was only wittering in there. I'm not!
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Just look at the named thread MG. She was trying to get his attention. But has prolly failed noooo:
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Just look at the named thread MG. She was trying to get his attention. But has prolly failed noooo:
I probably have. It will be chipped to buggery and he has sentenced himself to a lifetime of nit picking over it. My Mum still shouts at the pot of ashes about the chipped tiled floors in our house.
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Just look at the named thread MG. She was trying to get his attention. But has prolly failed noooo:
I did indeed look at the named thread char067, but it appeared to contain photos as a form of surrogate progress report on the chimney project chez Barman.
I'm sure he knows what he's doing rubschin:
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No he doesn't if he did he would have protected the tiled floor from the debris!
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My Mum still shouts at the pot of ashes about the chipped tiled floors in our house.
Yikes. SO Wench family men get nagged even after death eeek:
Does Mr Wench know about this?
MInd you, I still get stick about some damage to a house we left 10 years ago noooo: (well I didn't mean to set fire to the damp course!)
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Yep. He has been present for the nagging of the pot. redface:
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Yep. He has been present for the nagging of the pot. redface:
scared2: scared2:
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She appears to think it normal
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She appears to think it normal
scared2: scared2: scared2:
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She appears to think it normal
For my family it is however I understand that for others it isn't. The fact that the pot of ashes lives in the living room is probably odd enough for most people. Once they find out we all talk to it they pretty much give up on us. redface:
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I see scared2:
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I'm sure Marley will have the definitive opinion on the matter.
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No he doesn't if he did he would have protected the tiled floor from the debris!
I HAVE!
Banghead
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I see scared2:
The day we picked up the ashes we took him for dinner. Had his own chair and everything. We really are freaks aren't we. redface:
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What did he have?
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What did he have?
Fish soup and a beer. redface:
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No he doesn't if he did he would have protected the tiled floor from the debris!
I HAVE!
Banghead
Then why is there debris on the floor! Banghead
More boxes needed! Otherwise you end up with a four foot square area that is pristine but dents scattered further afield. Banghead ::)
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See me in Agony Corner.
On second thoughts, don't scared2:
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I'm sure Marley will have the definitive opinion on the matter.
Indeed, indeed!
I have to inform you that this ash fetish is a waste of time. Once done with the corporeal body, we (the wraiths of the world) have no further use for it. It is up to you what you do with it - some use it to promote the growth of roses, others scatter it to the four winds. Still others put it to good use - I am reliably informed that there are a number of egg-timers created this way.
As far as we are concerned, it is of no further interest other than purely academic.
That do you Snoops?
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My Mum said in her will that she wanted her ashes scattered. Trouble is, she didn't say where. That caused some arguments!
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I'm sure Marley will have the definitive opinion on the matter.
Indeed, indeed!
I have to inform you that this ash fetish is a waste of time. Once done with the corporeal body, we (the wraiths of the world) have no further use for it. It is up to you what you do with it - some use it to promote the growth of roses, others scatter it to the four winds. Still others put it to good use - I am reliably informed that there are a number of egg-timers created this way.
As far as we are concerned, it is of no further interest other than purely academic.
That do you Snoops?
I knew you'd know. ;)
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So nagging is out then?
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So nagging is out then?
Seems fairly pointless given Marley's opinion ~ nobody is listening.
rubschin: Situation normal then I guess.
Mrs S says she doesn't nag ..... just repeats herself as she is sure my memory span is short. ::)
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Ah, a whole new thread opens before me: "Repeating things over and over: I heard you the first time"
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Ah, a whole new thread opens before me: "Repeating things over and over: I heard you the first time"
To which she replies "Well if you heard me the first time why haven't you done it yet?" surrender:
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"Because I am busy doing something else. It is on my schedule for 3.25."
Doesn't work though. Why does it always have to be "NOW"?
See also: "Impossible Instructions" thread
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"Pardon. I heard that"
Am I mistaken in (mis-) rembering that this character carried someones ashes around with them?
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If you just answered and gave us a timetable then we wouldn't need to repeat ourselves! evil:
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If you just answered and gave us a timetable then we wouldn't need to repeat ourselves! evil:
Nick ~ The Wench is delusional. whacky115
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If you just answered and gave us a timetable then we wouldn't need to repeat ourselves! evil:
Nick ~ The Wench is delusional. whacky115
evil:
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Yes. Because she is female, See also "Female Mindset" ("we can multi task.") No you can't. you just do 47 things at once badly.
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"Pardon. I heard that"
Am I mistaken in (mis-) rembering that this character carried someones ashes around with them?
Yes indeed. See my signature link.
Uncle Stavely:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload3.postimage.org%2F120631%2Ftinniswood_stavely.jpg&hash=133f73147b783bdf329fc94ec88900166e0e43ff) (http://upload3.postimage.org/120631/photo_hosting.html)
<Edit> to say the link no longer works.
"I heard that, "Pardon"
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"Pardon. I heard that"
Am I mistaken in (mis-) rembering that this character carried someones ashes around with them?
Yes indeed. See my signature link.
Uncle Stavely:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload3.postimage.org%2F120631%2Ftinniswood_stavely.jpg&hash=133f73147b783bdf329fc94ec88900166e0e43ff) (http://upload3.postimage.org/120631/photo_hosting.html)
Unfortunately its not currently there.
"I heard that, "Pardon"
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Yes. Because she is female, See also "Female Mindset" ("we can multi task.") No you can't. you just do 47 things at once badly.
What's worse is the change of subject without me being able to spot the join. I am then in possession of 30 minutes of useless information because I thought she was referring to something earlier. ::)
"Well, I was talking about holidays, but I was thinking about conferences." She said "Can't you keep up?".
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Oh yes, that one too.
The killer question is:
"So, what do you think?" I refer to the last question asked and answer that, but she is three back.
So I say, "Yes, buy it." And she says, "We were talking about the LIverpool Empire."
I give up!