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Title: Wimmin's Logic...
Post by: apc2010 on June 06, 2021, 07:01:40 PM
So a lovely day at beach (bit of work at venue )...so driving home I say "fancy a chicken kebab later so you don't have to cook" ... rubschin:  Thumbs:

No ..don't fancy a take-away ... ::)

So drive to Lidl ...not on way home...buy lots of shite ....and what do we have for dinner ...???????

 Banghead..

Chicken cubes on the BBQ ..with salad and pitta bread ... Banghead cussing: Banghead

(bTW kebab at shop 4 snotters ....pack of cubed chicken 6... noooo:  bag of salid 3 pitta 2 ... noooo:).......
Title: Re: Wimmin's Logic...
Post by: Barman on June 07, 2021, 05:21:09 AM
That's an oxymoron in the title right there...  noooo:
Title: Re: Wimmin's Logic...
Post by: Nick on June 07, 2021, 06:55:22 AM
A few years back Miss I wanted to get some stuff from IKEA. It's about 15 miles away. I said I would take her and bring her and the stuff back.

Not wanting to trouble me, she suggested that she got a taxi there and I could follow it and then bring her and the stuff back  whacky115
Title: Re: Wimmin's Logic...
Post by: Barman on June 07, 2021, 06:56:04 AM
A few years back Miss I wanted to get some stuff from IKEA. It's about 15 miles away. I said I would take her and bring her and the stuff back.

Not wanting to trouble me, she suggested that she got a taxi there and I could follow it and then bring her and the stuff back  whacky115

happy001
Title: Re: Wimmin's Logic...
Post by: Just One More on June 07, 2021, 07:11:11 AM
A few years back Miss I wanted to get some stuff from IKEA. It's about 15 miles away. I said I would take her and bring her and the stuff back.

Not wanting to trouble me, she suggested that she got a taxi there and I could follow it and then bring her and the stuff back  whacky115

happy001

 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Wimmin's Logic...
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 07, 2021, 11:37:20 AM
A few years back Miss I wanted to get some stuff from IKEA. It's about 15 miles away. I said I would take her and bring her and the stuff back.

Not wanting to trouble me, she suggested that she got a taxi there and I could follow it and then bring her and the stuff back  whacky115

happy001

 happy001 happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001

You could have followed an hour or so later and avoided involvement in the agonising over the choice between a Skilfdiddle and a Skalfdoddle ?
Title: Re: Wimmin's Logic...
Post by: Barman on June 07, 2021, 11:49:03 AM
A few years back Miss I wanted to get some stuff from IKEA. It's about 15 miles away. I said I would take her and bring her and the stuff back.

Not wanting to trouble me, she suggested that she got a taxi there and I could follow it and then bring her and the stuff back  whacky115

happy001

 happy001 happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001

You could have followed an hour or so later and avoided involvement in the agonising over the choice between a Skilfdiddle and a Skalfdoddle ?

Then she wouldn't have bought any Skub... ::)
Title: Re: Wimmin's Logic...
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 07, 2021, 12:55:30 PM
A few years back Miss I wanted to get some stuff from IKEA. It's about 15 miles away. I said I would take her and bring her and the stuff back.

Not wanting to trouble me, she suggested that she got a taxi there and I could follow it and then bring her and the stuff back  whacky115

happy001

 happy001 happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001

You could have followed an hour or so later and avoided involvement in the agonising over the choice between a Skilfdiddle and a Skalfdoddle ?

Then she wouldn't have bought any Skub... ::)
Of course, silly me.
Title: Re: Wimmin's Logic...
Post by: Nick on June 07, 2021, 01:37:04 PM
A few years back Miss I wanted to get some stuff from IKEA. It's about 15 miles away. I said I would take her and bring her and the stuff back.

Not wanting to trouble me, she suggested that she got a taxi there and I could follow it and then bring her and the stuff back  whacky115

happy001

 happy001 happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001

You could have followed an hour or so later and avoided involvement in the agonising over the choice between a Skilfdiddle and a Skalfdoddle ?

Obviously, I made it perfectly clear that I would not enter IKEA other than to get a coffee in the adjacent coffee shop   I am not that stupid  ::)
Title: Re: Wimmin's Logic...
Post by: Barman on June 07, 2021, 01:55:52 PM
A few years back Miss I wanted to get some stuff from IKEA. It's about 15 miles away. I said I would take her and bring her and the stuff back.

Not wanting to trouble me, she suggested that she got a taxi there and I could follow it and then bring her and the stuff back  whacky115

happy001

 happy001 happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001

You could have followed an hour or so later and avoided involvement in the agonising over the choice between a Skilfdiddle and a Skalfdoddle ?

Obviously, I made it perfectly clear that I would not enter IKEA other than to get a coffee in the adjacent coffee shop   I am not that stupid  ::)

 shutup:
Title: Re: Wimmin's Logic...
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 07, 2021, 02:06:54 PM
A few years back Miss I wanted to get some stuff from IKEA. It's about 15 miles away. I said I would take her and bring her and the stuff back.

Not wanting to trouble me, she suggested that she got a taxi there and I could follow it and then bring her and the stuff back  whacky115

happy001

 happy001 happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001

You could have followed an hour or so later and avoided involvement in the agonising over the choice between a Skilfdiddle and a Skalfdoddle ?

Obviously, I made it perfectly clear that I would not enter IKEA other than to get a coffee in the adjacent coffee shop   I am not that stupid  ::)

 shutup:

 shutup: shutup:
Title: Re: Wimmin's Logic...
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 07, 2021, 02:25:38 PM
A few years back Miss I wanted to get some stuff from IKEA. It's about 15 miles away. I said I would take her and bring her and the stuff back.

Not wanting to trouble me, she suggested that she got a taxi there and I could follow it and then bring her and the stuff back  whacky115

happy001

 happy001 happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001

You could have followed an hour or so later and avoided involvement in the agonising over the choice between a Skilfdiddle and a Skalfdoddle ?

Obviously, I made it perfectly clear that I would not enter IKEA other than to get a coffee in the adjacent coffee shop   I am not that stupid  ::)

 shutup:

 shutup: shutup:
shutup: shutup: shutup:

Nobody is suggesting that your brain was the organ in control of your actions at the time.
Title: Re: Wimmin's Logic...
Post by: Barman on June 07, 2021, 02:27:15 PM
A few years back Miss I wanted to get some stuff from IKEA. It's about 15 miles away. I said I would take her and bring her and the stuff back.

Not wanting to trouble me, she suggested that she got a taxi there and I could follow it and then bring her and the stuff back  whacky115

happy001

 happy001 happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001

You could have followed an hour or so later and avoided involvement in the agonising over the choice between a Skilfdiddle and a Skalfdoddle ?

Obviously, I made it perfectly clear that I would not enter IKEA other than to get a coffee in the adjacent coffee shop   I am not that stupid  ::)

 shutup:

 shutup: shutup:
shutup: shutup: shutup:

Nobody is suggesting that your brain was the organ in control of your actions at the time.

happy001
Title: Re: Wimmin's Logic...
Post by: apc2010 on June 07, 2021, 02:30:23 PM
A few years back Miss I wanted to get some stuff from IKEA. It's about 15 miles away. I said I would take her and bring her and the stuff back.

Not wanting to trouble me, she suggested that she got a taxi there and I could follow it and then bring her and the stuff back  whacky115

happy001

 happy001 happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001

You could have followed an hour or so later and avoided involvement in the agonising over the choice between a Skilfdiddle and a Skalfdoddle ?

Obviously, I made it perfectly clear that I would not enter IKEA other than to get a coffee in the adjacent coffee shop   I am not that stupid  ::)

 shutup:

 shutup: shutup:
shutup: shutup: shutup:

Nobody is suggesting that your brain was the organ in control of your actions at the time.

happy001

 drumroll:  Thumbs:  ;D
Title: Re: Wimmin's Logic...
Post by: Nick on June 07, 2021, 02:33:30 PM
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