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Title: Yellow 257
Post by: Berek on May 09, 2007, 06:23:40 PM
A man goes to the doctor and gets told that he only has a week to live. He is told has a very very rare kind of cancer called Yellow 257.

He goes home and decides to spend his last week doing things he'd always wanted to do but never had the time. That night he goes to bingo for the first time in his life. He buys only buys strip of a book, yet he goes on to win every single line and every house all night!

The bingo caller approaches him on his way out and he says, "I've been calling bingo for 20 years, and never ever have i once seen one player win every line and every house all night. You are quite possibly the luckiest bastard I have ever met!"

The man replies, "Me!? Lucky!? You've gotta be joking! I'll let you know I've got Yellow 257!!

"Fucking hell, you've won the raffle aswell!!" replies the caller!
Title: Re: Yellow 257
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2007, 04:56:08 AM
A man goes to the doctor and gets told that he only has a week to live. He is told has a very very rare kind of cancer called Yellow 257.

He goes home and decides to spend his last week doing things he'd always wanted to do but never had the time. That night he goes to bingo for the first time in his life. He buys only buys strip of a book, yet he goes on to win every single line and every house all night!

The bingo caller approaches him on his way out and he says, "I've been calling bingo for 20 years, and never ever have i once seen one player win every line and every house all night. You are quite possibly the luckiest bastard I have ever met!"

The man replies, "Me!? Lucky!? You've gotta be joking! I'll let you know I've got Yellow 257!!

"Fucking hell, you've won the raffle aswell!!" replies the caller!

Are you sure he didn't have Yellow 24?  noooo:

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=5.0  whistle:
Title: Re: Yellow 257
Post by: Snoopy on May 10, 2007, 09:38:50 AM
A joke by any other name ..........  rubschin: ........  censored:
Title: Re: Yellow 257
Post by: Berek on May 10, 2007, 10:16:25 AM
you cant expect me to read past the first page !! I have porn to look at you know !!!

anyway, I nicked it from Chubby Brown.. the fat bastard  eyes:
Title: Re: Yellow 257
Post by: Bar Wench on May 10, 2007, 10:17:06 AM
You watched that programme the other night too did you?
Title: Re: Yellow 257
Post by: Berek on May 10, 2007, 10:18:09 AM
no, I took it from his website drumroll: