The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on February 13, 2021, 03:29:33 PM
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Nod's brother came today to deliver some papers and to collect his mum's freezer to take it back to Cheshire.
Nod: I don't know why he wants the bloody freezer!
Me: Perhaps he wants more freezer space. It could be handy.
Nod: But it won't even work!
Me: Is it broken?
Nod: No, but you can't move a freezer to another county.
Me: As long as he is careful....
Nod: No, it won't work properly or as efficiently in Cheshire
Me:...................why not?
Nod: You can't take a freezer from Nottingham and expect it to work in Cheshire!
Me: Let's change the subject
noooo:
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Nod's brother came today to deliver some papers and to collect his mum's freezer to take it back to Cheshire.
Nod: I don't know why he wants the bloody freezer!
Me: Perhaps he wants more freezer space. It could be handy.
Nod: But it won't even work!
Me: Is it broken?
Nod: No, but you can't move a freezer to another county.
Me: As long as he is careful....
Nod: No, it won't work properly or as efficiently in Cheshire
Me:...................why not?
Nod: You can't take a freezer from Nottingham and expect it to work in Cheshire!
Me: Let's change the subject
noooo:
happy001
noooo: noooo:
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His brother seems to be the same. He proposed sending some Land Registry forms to me in the post so that I could "witness" his signature rubschin:
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I'm sure I've said this before but it sounds like karma for all those times you drove Growler up the wall. whistle:
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Nod's brother came today to deliver some papers and to collect his mum's freezer to take it back to Cheshire.
Nod: I don't know why he wants the bloody freezer!
Me: Perhaps he wants more freezer space. It could be handy.
Nod: But it won't even work!
Me: Is it broken?
Nod: No, but you can't move a freezer to another county.
Me: As long as he is careful....
Nod: No, it won't work properly or as efficiently in Cheshire
Me:...................why not?
Nod: You can't take a freezer from Nottingham and expect it to work in Cheshire!
Me: Let's change the subject
noooo:
happy001
noooo: noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Nod's brother came today to deliver some papers and to collect his mum's freezer to take it back to Cheshire.
Nod: I don't know why he wants the bloody freezer!
Me: Perhaps he wants more freezer space. It could be handy.
Nod: But it won't even work!
Me: Is it broken?
Nod: No, but you can't move a freezer to another county.
Me: As long as he is careful....
Nod: No, it won't work properly or as efficiently in Cheshire
Me:...................why not?
Nod: You can't take a freezer from Nottingham and expect it to work in Cheshire!
Me: Let's change the subject
noooo:
But if you have a long extension plug.......... rubschin:
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Nod has become hostile to my Sat Nag. He says it is untrustworthy as it is French. noooo:
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Nod has become hostile to my Sat Nag. He says it is untrustworthy as it is French. noooo:
He has a point ...surrender monkeys ... noooo:
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BM: I know it is not a proper service but I'm going to wear a black tie on Wednesday...
LL: I'm going to wear black too...
BM: Well, it is slimming isn't it...?
*water bottle hits back of BM's head * cry:
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point: point: point: point:
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BM: I know it is not a proper service but I'm going to wear a black tie on Wednesday...
LL: I'm going to wear black too...
BM: Well, it is slimming isn't it...?
*water bottle hits back of BM's head * cry:
;D ;D Thumbs:
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point: point: point: point:
Never turn your back on them... noooo:
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point: point: point: point:
Never turn your back on them... noooo:
Thought than was poofters ....... rubschin:
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Nod has become hostile to my Sat Nag. He says it is untrustworthy as it is French. noooo:
He has a point ...surrender monkeys ... noooo:
"At the next junction, reverse for 5 kilometres then collaborate if possible"
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Nod has become hostile to my Sat Nag. He says it is untrustworthy as it is French. noooo:
He has a point ...surrender monkeys ... noooo:
"At the next junction, reverse for 5 kilometres then collaborate if possible"
lol: lol: lol:
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Nod has become hostile to my Sat Nag. He says it is untrustworthy as it is French. noooo:
I agree, you should trust Nod to navigate... What's the worst that could happen? whistle:
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Nod has become hostile to my Sat Nag. He says it is untrustworthy as it is French. noooo:
He has a point ...surrender monkeys ... noooo:
"At the next junction, reverse for 5 kilometres then collaborate if possible"
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Nod has become hostile to my Sat Nag. He says it is untrustworthy as it is French. noooo:
He has a point ...surrender monkeys ... noooo:
"At the next junction, reverse for 5 kilometres then collaborate if possible"
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D