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Title: How to torment your human
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 21, 2021, 09:41:24 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9171229/Tired-woman-discovers-cat-relentlessly-hits-sleeps.html

It does beg the question just what else are your cats getting up to while you are asleep...  whistle:
Title: Re: How to torment your human
Post by: Steve on January 21, 2021, 09:48:08 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9171229/Tired-woman-discovers-cat-relentlessly-hits-sleeps.html

It does beg the question just what else are your cats getting up to while you are asleep...  whistle:
One of ours does do that at times when she's feeling insecure (which is less than rare), apparently she tries it on me but I can sleep through a nuclear war so then moves on to Mrs K
 
As for what else they get up to, I do not want to know
Title: Re: How to torment your human
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2021, 05:28:30 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9171229/Tired-woman-discovers-cat-relentlessly-hits-sleeps.html

It does beg the question just what else are your cats getting up to while you are asleep...  whistle:

My dog does that...  evil:
Title: Re: How to torment your human
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 22, 2021, 08:29:33 AM
People are just too indulgent of their pets    noooo:
Title: Re: How to torment your human
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2021, 09:10:09 AM
People are just too indulgent of their pets    noooo:



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No I'm not...  redface: redface: redface:
Title: Re: How to torment your human
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 09, 2021, 02:06:16 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9171229/Tired-woman-discovers-cat-relentlessly-hits-sleeps.html

It does beg the question just what else are your cats getting up to while you are asleep...  whistle:
One of ours does do that at times when she's feeling insecure (which is less than rare), apparently she tries it on me but I can sleep through a nuclear war so then moves on to Mrs K
 
As for what else they get up to, I do not want to know

You may want to get ready for the escalation then...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10175621/Cat-knocks-glass-water-drenches-sleeping-owner.html

 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: How to torment your human
Post by: Steve on November 09, 2021, 10:31:58 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9171229/Tired-woman-discovers-cat-relentlessly-hits-sleeps.html

It does beg the question just what else are your cats getting up to while you are asleep...  whistle:
One of ours does do that at times when she's feeling insecure (which is less than rare), apparently she tries it on me but I can sleep through a nuclear war so then moves on to Mrs K
 
As for what else they get up to, I do not want to know

You may want to get ready for the escalation then...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10175621/Cat-knocks-glass-water-drenches-sleeping-owner.html

 eveilgrin:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: How to torment your human
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2025, 10:06:39 AM
2am... NewCat brings in a cockroach and starts playing with it in the kitchen.

Get out of bed. Get kitchen roll, wrestle cockroach from cat, dispatch it and bin it. Back to bed.  ::)

Ten minutes later, NewCat comes in with another cockroach and starts playing with it in the kitchen. 

Get out of bed. Get kitchen roll, wrestle cockroach from cat, dispatch it and bin it. Back to bed.  evil:

Ten minutes later, NewCat comes in with another cockroach and starts playing with it in the kitchen. 

Get out of bed. Get kitchen roll, wrestle cockroach from cat, dispatch it and bin it. Back to bed.  Banghead

Ten minutes later, NewCat comes in with another cockroach and starts playing with it in the kitchen. 

Get out of bed. Get kitchen roll, wrestle cockroach from cat, dispatch it and bin it. Back to bed.  cussing:

Ten minutes later, NewCat comes in with another cockroach and starts playing with it in the kitchen.

Get out of bed. Get kitchen roll, wrestle cockroach from cat, dispatch it and bin it. Lock the fucking cat indoors. Back to bed.  Angry9:

For the next hour, cat is scratching at front and back doors to get out...  sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: How to torment your human
Post by: Steve on June 17, 2025, 07:17:24 PM
 lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: How to torment your human
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2025, 07:57:13 PM
Another one so far this evening... bracing myself for a long night...  evil:
Title: Re: How to torment your human
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2025, 08:32:57 PM
Another one so far this evening... bracing myself for a long night...  evil:

Quote from: Newcat
This ancient shiny headed servant is taking longer to train than normal. This may be a long night..

 whistle:
Title: Re: How to torment your human
Post by: Steve on June 17, 2025, 08:50:20 PM
Another one so far this evening... bracing myself for a long night...  evil:
Wouldn't it be easier to just let it play with cockroach 1.  It will get bored
Title: Re: How to torment your human
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2025, 07:07:37 AM
Another one so far this evening... bracing myself for a long night...  evil:
Wouldn't it be easier to just let it play with cockroach 1.  It will get bored

They are such disgusting things and they have eggs...  Last thing I want spread all over the house...  sick2:

Gave up after three and locked her in... Will lock her in at bedtime tonight...  noooo:
Title: Re: How to torment your human
Post by: Steve on June 18, 2025, 08:24:59 AM
Ah yes that would be a concern.  Living in cold climates does have its compensations