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Title: Oh yesssss!
Post by: Just One More on September 29, 2020, 04:34:02 PM

 I WANT ONE  (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-54331994)  cloud9:

Title: Re: Oh yesssss!
Post by: Nick on September 29, 2020, 04:47:28 PM

Faster response to put tarmac in potholes?  whistle:

Title: Re: Oh yesssss!
Post by: Barman on September 30, 2020, 05:07:28 AM

Quote from: Just One More on September 29, 2020, 04:34:02 PM

I WANT ONE  (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-54331994)  cloud9:

They are cool!  Thumbs:

But why not use a helicopter...?  rubschin:

Title: Re: Oh yesssss!
Post by: Steve on September 30, 2020, 08:02:38 AM

Quote from: Barman on September 30, 2020, 05:07:28 AM

Quote from: Just One More on September 29, 2020, 04:34:02 PM

I WANT ONE  (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-54331994)  cloud9:

They are cool!  Thumbs:

But why not use a helicopter...?  rubschin:

Can't land on wonky ground? 

Title: Re: Oh yesssss!
Post by: Barman on September 30, 2020, 08:31:41 AM

Quote from: Steve on September 30, 2020, 08:02:38 AM

Quote from: Barman on September 30, 2020, 05:07:28 AM

Quote from: Just One More on September 29, 2020, 04:34:02 PM

I WANT ONE  (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-54331994)  cloud9:

They are cool!  Thumbs:

But why not use a helicopter...?  rubschin:

Can't land on wonky ground?

I doubt if jet-boy can either in reality... And he certainly won't be carrying loadsamedical stuff... or a stretcher or be able to recover the victim.

But a helicopter can lower a paramedic and stretcher to the victim  and winch them both up again after...

I'd be willing to bet this never gets off the ground...  ;)

Title: Re: Oh yesssss!
Post by: Steve on September 30, 2020, 09:12:57 AM

Quote from: Barman on September 30, 2020, 08:31:41 AM

Quote from: Steve on September 30, 2020, 08:02:38 AM

Quote from: Barman on September 30, 2020, 05:07:28 AM

Quote from: Just One More on September 29, 2020, 04:34:02 PM

I WANT ONE  (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-54331994)  cloud9:

They are cool!  Thumbs:

But why not use a helicopter...?  rubschin:

Can't land on wonky ground?

I doubt if jet-boy can either in reality... And he certainly won't be carrying loadsamedical stuff... or a stretcher or be able to recover the victim.

But a helicopter can lower a paramedic and stretcher to the victim  and winch them both up again after...

I'd be willing to bet this never gets off the ground...  ;)

drumroll:

I won't take that bet.   I can just see the report:  ' the paramedic successfully treated his wounds but unfortunately the patient died of the second degree burns from the jet eflux'

Title: Re: Oh yesssss!
Post by: Barman on September 30, 2020, 09:58:19 AM

Quote from: Steve on September 30, 2020, 09:12:57 AM

Quote from: Barman on September 30, 2020, 08:31:41 AM

Quote from: Steve on September 30, 2020, 08:02:38 AM

Quote from: Barman on September 30, 2020, 05:07:28 AM

Quote from: Just One More on September 29, 2020, 04:34:02 PM

I WANT ONE  (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-54331994)  cloud9:

They are cool!  Thumbs:

But why not use a helicopter...?  rubschin:

Can't land on wonky ground?

I doubt if jet-boy can either in reality... And he certainly won't be carrying loadsamedical stuff... or a stretcher or be able to recover the victim.

But a helicopter can lower a paramedic and stretcher to the victim  and winch them both up again after...

I'd be willing to bet this never gets off the ground...  ;)

drumroll:

I won't take that bet.   I can just see the report:  ' the paramedic successfully treated his wounds but unfortunately the patient died of the second degree burns from the jet eflux'

 lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: Oh yesssss!
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 30, 2020, 10:12:33 AM

Quote from: Barman on September 30, 2020, 09:58:19 AM

Quote from: Steve on September 30, 2020, 09:12:57 AM

Quote from: Barman on September 30, 2020, 08:31:41 AM

Quote from: Steve on September 30, 2020, 08:02:38 AM

Quote from: Barman on September 30, 2020, 05:07:28 AM

Quote from: Just One More on September 29, 2020, 04:34:02 PM

I WANT ONE  (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-54331994)  cloud9:

They are cool!  Thumbs:

But why not use a helicopter...?  rubschin:

Can't land on wonky ground?

I doubt if jet-boy can either in reality... And he certainly won't be carrying loadsamedical stuff... or a stretcher or be able to recover the victim.

But a helicopter can lower a paramedic and stretcher to the victim  and winch them both up again after...

I'd be willing to bet this never gets off the ground...  ;)

drumroll:

I won't take that bet.   I can just see the report:  ' the paramedic successfully treated his wounds but unfortunately the patient died of the second degree burns from the jet eflux'

 lol: lol: lol:

4 of them equipped with jet packs carrying the stretcher between them you say..  rubschin:

For some strange reason Monty Python comes to mind...

Title: Re: Oh yesssss!
Post by: Barman on September 30, 2020, 01:41:16 PM

Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 30, 2020, 10:12:33 AM

Quote from: Barman on September 30, 2020, 09:58:19 AM

Quote from: Steve on September 30, 2020, 09:12:57 AM

Quote from: Barman on September 30, 2020, 08:31:41 AM

Quote from: Steve on September 30, 2020, 08:02:38 AM

Quote from: Barman on September 30, 2020, 05:07:28 AM

Quote from: Just One More on September 29, 2020, 04:34:02 PM

I WANT ONE  (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-54331994)  cloud9:

They are cool!  Thumbs:

But why not use a helicopter...?  rubschin:

Can't land on wonky ground?

I doubt if jet-boy can either in reality... And he certainly won't be carrying loadsamedical stuff... or a stretcher or be able to recover the victim.

But a helicopter can lower a paramedic and stretcher to the victim  and winch them both up again after...

I'd be willing to bet this never gets off the ground...  ;)

drumroll:

I won't take that bet.   I can just see the report:  ' the paramedic successfully treated his wounds but unfortunately the patient died of the second degree burns from the jet eflux'

 lol: lol: lol:

4 of them equipped with jet packs carrying the stretcher between them you say..  rubschin:

For some strange reason Monty Python comes to mind...

Or MASH... ::)

Title: Re: Oh yesssss!
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 30, 2020, 02:53:48 PM

Quote from: Barman on September 30, 2020, 01:41:16 PM

Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 30, 2020, 10:12:33 AM

Quote from: Barman on September 30, 2020, 09:58:19 AM

Quote from: Steve on September 30, 2020, 09:12:57 AM

Quote from: Barman on September 30, 2020, 08:31:41 AM

Quote from: Steve on September 30, 2020, 08:02:38 AM

Quote from: Barman on September 30, 2020, 05:07:28 AM

Quote from: Just One More on September 29, 2020, 04:34:02 PM

I WANT ONE  (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-54331994)  cloud9:

They are cool!  Thumbs:

But why not use a helicopter...?  rubschin:

Can't land on wonky ground?

I doubt if jet-boy can either in reality... And he certainly won't be carrying loadsamedical stuff... or a stretcher or be able to recover the victim.

But a helicopter can lower a paramedic and stretcher to the victim  and winch them both up again after...

I'd be willing to bet this never gets off the ground...  ;)

drumroll:

I won't take that bet.   I can just see the report:  ' the paramedic successfully treated his wounds but unfortunately the patient died of the second degree burns from the jet eflux'

 lol: lol: lol:

4 of them equipped with jet packs carrying the stretcher between them you say..  rubschin:

For some strange reason Monty Python comes to mind...

Or MASH... ::)

Radar shouting JETPACK INCOMING! doesn't really have the same impact.  rubschin: