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Title: The all new Miss D wedding thread
Post by: Nick on September 22, 2020, 06:45:43 PM
Big commercial opportunity in Cyprus  :thumbsup:

Suits out, chaps!! We are all invited  :thumbsup:

And soon a babby  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D wedding thread
Post by: Nick on September 22, 2020, 06:47:03 PM
I hope he has massive life insurance whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D wedding thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 22, 2020, 07:29:24 PM
 lol:

Yep May 1st next year ...whatever that is going to.look like by then  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D wedding thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 22, 2020, 07:33:11 PM
When we were waiting  to collect my ring from the jewellers today there was a bloke in there with his lady. They had obviously been there for some time🤣 - she was trying to  work out what she liked. The woman dained to ask the opinion of her fella again. I think by this time his patience  was wearing thin. He looked up from his phone and said " is that not the same as the other 30 odd that you have looked at "

Oh  dear  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D wedding thread
Post by: Steve on September 22, 2020, 07:54:32 PM
lol:

Yep May 1st next year ...whatever that is going to.look like by then  lol:
:thumbsup:

 happ096

It'll be great just as long as you don't let any of the VP know where it's going to be.  Although with United playing the Scousers that day at Old Trafford surely 'the Man' will insist it's in Salford
Title: Re: The all new Miss D wedding thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 22, 2020, 07:57:36 PM
lol:

Yep May 1st next year ...whatever that is going to.look like by then  lol:
:thumbsup:

 happ096

It'll be great just as long as you don't let any of the VP know where it's going to be.  Although with United playing the Scousers that day at Old Trafford surely 'the Man' will insist it's in Salford

He's banking on it being played on the Sunday or Monday for Sky TV viewing as its a bank holiday weekend 
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D wedding thread
Post by: Steve on September 22, 2020, 08:26:46 PM
 :thumbsup:

A cunning plan and it'll likely work.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D wedding thread
Post by: apc2010 on September 22, 2020, 10:26:43 PM
Big commercial opportunity in Cyprus  :thumbsup:

Suits out, chaps!! We are all invited  :thumbsup:

And soon a babby  cloud9:

 eeek:

 Thumbs:

Title: Re: The all new Miss D wedding thread
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2020, 04:11:23 AM
lol:

Yep May 1st next year ...whatever that is going to.look like by then  lol:

 Party001: Party001: Party001: Congratulations! Party001: Party001: Party001:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D wedding thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 23, 2020, 05:15:49 AM
Cheers guys   cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D wedding thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 23, 2020, 08:30:33 AM
My congratulations and very best wishes   hattip:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D wedding thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 23, 2020, 08:34:27 AM
lol:

Yep May 1st next year ...whatever that is going to.look like by then  lol:

 Party001: Party001: Party001: Congratulations! Party001: Party001: Party001:
So it's real, not a figment of Nick's imagination!
Congratulations young lady, I hope you will both be very happy.  cloud9:



If you need any help with transport, just ask.

(https://www.thatsfarming.com/uploads/news/resizeExact_1200_800/23069-wed5.jpg)
Title: Re: The all new Miss D wedding thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 23, 2020, 08:38:48 AM
Congratulations  :thumbsup: 
Title: Re: The all new Miss D wedding thread
Post by: Just One More on September 23, 2020, 07:47:10 PM
Woohoo, congratulations Miss D  Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D wedding thread
Post by: Steve on September 23, 2020, 07:59:05 PM
So what's in the pre nup agreement?

I reckon it might say:  'The vodka and chocolate stashes are Miss D's, the Man United season ticket is the Man's' and nothing else is of importance
Title: Re: The all new Miss D wedding thread
Post by: apc2010 on September 23, 2020, 08:27:32 PM
And not one "Taking her up the aisle " joke...... Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D wedding thread
Post by: Steve on September 23, 2020, 08:41:18 PM
we've got time. 
 
Remember the terraces taunt to Beckham 'do you take her up the Arse . nal'  ?     Even he laughed

Title: Re: The all new Miss D wedding thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 24, 2020, 06:01:17 AM
So what's in the pre nup agreement?

I reckon it might say:  'The vodka and chocolate stashes are Miss D's, the Man United season ticket is the Man's' and nothing else is of importance

The Man Utd season ticket is worth bugger all at the moment  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D wedding thread
Post by: Nick on September 24, 2020, 06:08:42 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/F7zQc9gm/cake.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/F7zQc9gm)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D wedding thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 24, 2020, 06:11:35 AM
 noooo: noooo: noooo:

that looks too much - even for me  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D wedding thread
Post by: Nick on September 24, 2020, 06:12:48 AM
You aren't meant to eat it all yourself  ::)
Title: Re: The all new Miss D wedding thread
Post by: Barman on September 24, 2020, 06:50:45 AM
You aren't meant to eat it all yourself  ::)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D wedding thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 24, 2020, 07:17:49 AM
You aren't meant to eat it all yourself  ::)

But there will be no there bugger there if the roolz continue :thumbsup: lol:

Title: Re: The all new Miss D wedding thread
Post by: apc2010 on September 24, 2020, 07:38:39 AM
noooo: noooo: noooo:

that looks too much - even for me  noooo:

Which question ..are you answering ......... rubschin: redface:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D wedding thread
Post by: Steve on September 24, 2020, 08:28:35 AM
So what's in the pre nup agreement?

I reckon it might say:  'The vodka and chocolate stashes are Miss D's, the Man United season ticket is the Man's' and nothing else is of importance

The Man Utd season ticket is worth bugger all at the moment  lol:
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