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Title: Handbags
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2020, 07:25:38 PM
An incident today, and many more over the years, made me wonder if handbags are a sign of evolutionary failure. Surely, women should by now have evolved pouches, like kangaroos, to carry all that junk around in  rubschin:
Title: Re: Handbags
Post by: Barman on September 03, 2020, 07:19:58 AM
An incident today, and many more over the years, made me wonder if handbags are a sign of evolutionary failure. Surely, women should by now have evolved pouches, like kangaroos, to carry all that junk around in  rubschin:

Or have pockets like blokes...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Handbags
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2020, 07:52:42 AM
You can't hit whoever is pissing you off with a pouch or pocket  ::)
Title: Re: Handbags
Post by: Nick on September 03, 2020, 08:04:11 AM
Every pouch will have a baseball bat compartment  ::)
Title: Re: Handbags
Post by: Barman on September 03, 2020, 08:09:03 AM
Every pouch will have a baseball bat compartment  ::)

Obviously... ::)
Title: Re: Handbags
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2020, 08:18:00 AM
Every pouch will have a baseball bat compartment  ::)

Baseball bat? You philistine, anyone can swing a bat but using a handbag as an offensive weapon is a martial art.  noooo:
Title: Re: Handbags
Post by: Steve on September 03, 2020, 08:42:16 AM
An incident today, and many more over the years, made me wonder if handbags are a sign of evolutionary failure. Surely, women should by now have evolved pouches, like kangaroos, to carry all that junk around in  rubschin:

Or have pockets like blokes...? Shrugs:
Well all proper blokes

Do occasionally see the odd man bag on the odd bloke.  And imho they are very odd
Title: Re: Handbags
Post by: Barman on September 03, 2020, 08:50:59 AM
An incident today, and many more over the years, made me wonder if handbags are a sign of evolutionary failure. Surely, women should by now have evolved pouches, like kangaroos, to carry all that junk around in  rubschin:

Or have pockets like blokes...? Shrugs:
Well all proper blokes

Do occasionally see the odd man bag on the odd bloke.  And imho they are very odd

Sright!  Thumbs:

And stuff your pockets with, er stuff so you have to wear a belt to keep your trousers up...  redface:
Title: Re: Handbags
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2020, 11:03:54 AM
An incident today, and many more over the years, made me wonder if handbags are a sign of evolutionary failure. Surely, women should by now have evolved pouches, like kangaroos, to carry all that junk around in  rubschin:

Or have pockets like blokes...? Shrugs:
Well all proper blokes

Do occasionally see the odd man bag on the odd bloke.  And imho they are very odd

Sright!  Thumbs:

And stuff your pockets with, er stuff so you have to wear a belt to keep your trousers up...  redface:

Ah but is it a man bag or an EDC pouch?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Handbags
Post by: apc2010 on September 03, 2020, 02:10:11 PM
An incident today, and many more over the years, made me wonder if handbags are a sign of evolutionary failure. Surely, women should by now have evolved pouches, like kangaroos, to carry all that junk around in  rubschin:

Or have pockets like blokes...? Shrugs:
Well all proper blokes

Do occasionally see the odd man bag on the odd bloke.  And imho they are very odd

Sright!  Thumbs:

And stuff your pockets with, er stuff so you have to wear a belt to keep your trousers up...  redface:

I have a man bag for work... cussing:....

Keep extra bits (connectors ) for work ..ciggies..pens etc ...
Title: Re: Handbags
Post by: Steve on September 03, 2020, 02:13:05 PM
An incident today, and many more over the years, made me wonder if handbags are a sign of evolutionary failure. Surely, women should by now have evolved pouches, like kangaroos, to carry all that junk around in  rubschin:

Or have pockets like blokes...? Shrugs:
Well all proper blokes

Do occasionally see the odd man bag on the odd bloke.  And imho they are very odd

Sright!  Thumbs:

And stuff your pockets with, er stuff so you have to wear a belt to keep your trousers up...  redface:

I have a man bag for work... cussing:....

Keep extra bits (connectors ) for work ..ciggies..pens etc ...
and your moisturiser, kleenex, phone, comb, purse . . . . ?
 
Title: Re: Handbags
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2020, 02:37:39 PM
An incident today, and many more over the years, made me wonder if handbags are a sign of evolutionary failure. Surely, women should by now have evolved pouches, like kangaroos, to carry all that junk around in  rubschin:

Or have pockets like blokes...? Shrugs:
Well all proper blokes

Do occasionally see the odd man bag on the odd bloke.  And imho they are very odd

Sright!  Thumbs:

And stuff your pockets with, er stuff so you have to wear a belt to keep your trousers up...  redface:

I have a man bag for work... cussing:....

Keep extra bits (connectors ) for work ..ciggies..pens etc ...
and your moisturiser, kleenex, phone, comb, purse . . . . ?

It also has a sign on the front saying "Property of LL, if found wandering unaccompanied please return to..."  whistle:
Title: Re: Handbags
Post by: Nick on September 03, 2020, 02:42:16 PM
I have a shoulder bag for my laptop. It is made of goatskin. It stinks like goat cheese  cloud9:
Title: Re: Handbags
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2020, 03:15:02 PM
I have a shoulder bag for my laptop. It is made of goatskin. It stinks like goat cheese  cloud9:

That's been left on a radiator or in a car overnight?  whistle:
Title: Re: Handbags
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 03, 2020, 03:58:02 PM
And where do you fellas then store your glasses cases , the carrier bags for your shopping,  the car keys that are 'uncomfortable in your precious pockets, the hand sanitiser,  face mask and tissues etc  noooo:
Title: Re: Handbags
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2020, 04:07:50 PM
And where do you fellas then store your glasses cases , the carrier bags for your shopping,  the car keys that are 'uncomfortable in your precious pockets, the hand sanitiser,  face mask and tissues etc  noooo:

Don't carry a glasses case as I have to wear them all the time. My keys are comfortable in my front pocket. Facemask is either in my back pocket or the thigh pocket of my work trousers in a sealable bag.  whistle:
Title: Re: Handbags
Post by: Nick on September 03, 2020, 04:08:27 PM
Jacket pockets  whistle:
Title: Re: Handbags
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2020, 04:12:36 PM
Strait?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Handbags
Post by: Barman on September 03, 2020, 04:13:37 PM
And where do you fellas then store your glasses cases , the carrier bags for your shopping,  the car keys that are 'uncomfortable in your precious pockets, the hand sanitiser,  face mask and tissues etc  noooo:

Pockets!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Handbags
Post by: apc2010 on September 03, 2020, 04:36:09 PM
I have a shoulder bag for my laptop. It is made of goatskin. It stinks like goat cheese  cloud9:

That's been left on a radiator or in a car overnight?  whistle:

 cussing:
Title: Re: Handbags
Post by: Steve on September 03, 2020, 08:48:44 PM
Who needs to take glasses cases with them?

Jacket pockets  whistle:
Simples isn't it

Laptop, camera and gadgets over 100g bags are OK for blokes although for Darwin it has to be his man carrying them obvs.