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Title: Nursery School Perils
Post by: Nick on August 14, 2020, 02:26:59 PM
Next door is a Nursery School. Bloody three year olds  evil:

They chuck stuff over the fence. Top tip: Never throw it back during school hours. It turns into a tennis match. I still have a small scar from being hit on the head by Thomas the Bastard Tank Engine  evil:

Today, they have been "gardening". A blizzard of watering cans, trowels and forks came over into the car park.

My new neighbour's  eyes:  parents are visiting and using her parking space. They drove over the forks. Two punctures (Merc).  noooo:

I suggested they have a word with the owner  whistle:
Title: Re: Nursery School Perils
Post by: Steve on August 14, 2020, 02:33:25 PM
Not funny at all on the car.  And yes blame = claim

As for throwing stuff back, add a signed photo of Gary Glitter to each launch

Title: Re: Nursery School Perils
Post by: Barman on August 14, 2020, 02:48:46 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 14, 2020, 02:26:59 PM
Next door is a Nursery School. Bloody three year olds  evil:

They chuck stuff over the fence. Top tip: Never throw it back during school hours. It turns into a tennis match. I still have a small scar from being hit on the head by Thomas the Bastard Tank Engine  evil:

Today, they have been "gardening". A blizzard of watering cans, trowels and forks came over into the car park.

My new neighbour's  eyes:  parents are visiting and using her parking space. They drove over the forks. Two punctures (Merc).  noooo:

I suggested they have a word with the owner  whistle:

AFFS!  ::)
Title: Re: Nursery School Perils
Post by: Nick on August 14, 2020, 02:51:19 PM
It only happened an hour ago  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Nursery School Perils
Post by: Barman on August 14, 2020, 02:52:39 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 14, 2020, 02:51:19 PM
It only happened an hour ago  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

But you posted about the chucking over the wall thing before... ::)
Title: Re: Nursery School Perils
Post by: Nick on August 14, 2020, 03:05:45 PM
But NOT about getting a Merc impaled on unwanted garden tools  evil:
Title: Re: Nursery School Perils
Post by: apc2010 on August 14, 2020, 10:12:11 PM
Fork in the road ....... whistle:
Title: Re: Nursery School Perils
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 15, 2020, 07:43:07 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 14, 2020, 10:12:11 PM
Fork in the road ....... whistle:
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Title: Re: Nursery School Perils
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 17, 2020, 10:22:52 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 14, 2020, 10:12:11 PM
Fork in the road ....... whistle:

I'm surprised Apey, thought you would be sympathising over having to replace a flat tyre  whistle:
Title: Re: Nursery School Perils
Post by: apc2010 on August 18, 2020, 05:57:59 PM
After watching adverts ...shouldn't the kids being throwing you choccy bars .... rubschin:
Title: Re: Nursery School Perils
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 18, 2020, 06:00:24 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 18, 2020, 05:57:59 PM
After watching adverts ...shouldn't the kids being throwing you choccy bars .... rubschin:

(https://images-eu.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41%2B3s%2BvspiL._SR600%2C315_PIWhiteStrip%2CBottomLeft%2C0%2C35_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg)

 whistle:
Title: Re: Nursery School Perils
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2020, 10:53:58 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 18, 2020, 06:00:24 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 18, 2020, 05:57:59 PM
After watching adverts ...shouldn't the kids being throwing you choccy bars .... rubschin:

(https://images-eu.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41%2B3s%2BvspiL._SR600%2C315_PIWhiteStrip%2CBottomLeft%2C0%2C35_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg)

 whistle:

 lol: lol: lol: