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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on July 27, 2020, 03:14:34 PM

Title: Are you having "One of those days"?
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2020, 03:14:34 PM
Why does it happen like this sometimes?

1. Car full of shoes and boxes, but it is twatting so will leave it.Busy all week.
2. Broke tooth! Dentist: Fix it yerself!
3. Buy Home Dentist Kit (£17!) and try to be a dentist!
4. Boiler man fails to turn up after I move all the stuff away from the boiler Banghead
5. Knock knock: I have come to test the fire alarm!  Who the fuck are you?
6. CT Scan: everything tastes of metal
7. Nurses phone for a chat. Obviously want chocolate  noooo:  Promise chocolate  angel1
8. Miss I calls to enquire about shoes scared2:
9. The Boy calls about lunch on Wednesday. Can we move it to 4.30? NOOOOO
10 . Boy calls back to say lunch is OK for 1 but can I pick him up as he has crashed his car again  Banghead  I say I can but warn him that my car is full of shoes. He asks "Why?"  redface:

It is barely 4.00 FFS!
Title: Re: Are you having "One of those days"?
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2020, 03:21:24 PM
Went to a DIY shop in Nicosia... Bought manly stuff, an air conditioner, ceiling fan, pipe brackets...  cloud9:

...then went to IKEA... Lost the will to live although thankfully few Face Nappies and a nice lunch... We now have moar pillows, pillow cases, duvets and sheets than a large hotel...  noooo:

...and that kid in the trolley that kept going 'nee-nar, nee-nar' like a police car and her dad not telling her to shut the fuck up for god's sake!  Banghead

...and the restaurant in IKEA has a smoking room...  eeek:
Title: Re: Are you having "One of those days"?
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2020, 03:32:54 PM
Does LL always do nee-nar noises in IKEA?

IKEA???  YOu actually went?? Even Miss I could not get me to go there unless I could stay in the coffee and meatball shop  point: point: point:
Title: Re: Are you having "One of those days"?
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2020, 03:42:52 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 27, 2020, 03:32:54 PM
Does LL always do nee-nar noises in IKEA?

IKEA???  YOu actually went?? Even Miss I could not get me to go there unless I could stay in the coffee and meatball shop  point: point: point:

 sad24:
Title: Re: Are you having "One of those days"?
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2020, 03:48:15 PM
Frankly, was once offered a blow job if I went in and helped her select a Bjorn or Bennie or Agnetha table lamp or summat. Still said no
Title: Re: Are you having "One of those days"?
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2020, 03:53:03 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 27, 2020, 03:48:15 PM
Frankly, was once offered a blow job if I went in and helped her select a Bjorn or Bennie or Agnetha table lamp or summat. Still said no

You could have taken the lamp back afters... ::)
Title: Re: Are you having "One of those days"?
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2020, 03:56:20 PM
 rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:

How would I have been able to walk?