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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on June 08, 2020, 08:01:10 PM
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One has to salute the genius at the agency who came up with the Febreze "nose blind" ad! It would appear my home is a nest of ghastly smells, generated by me, kids, food, dogs, toilets and other horrors OF WHICH I AM UNAWARE! I am nose-blind! And I am also now paranoid about visitors (fat chance!) and must spray everything, including myself, before receiving guests. I actually bought some. But how do I know it works?
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Ask NOd .... Thumbs:
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If you ate less sprouts you wouldn't need the Febreeze... whistle:
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One has to salute the genius at the agency who came up with the Febreze "nose blind" ad! It would appear my home is a nest of ghastly smells, generated by me, kids, food, dogs, toilets and other horrors OF WHICH I AM UNAWARE! I am nose-blind! And I am also now paranoid about visitors (fat chance!) and must spray everything, including myself, before receiving guests. I actually bought some. But how do I know it works?
Shrugs:
See if Mr Rat turns up his nose at coming in. If so then you need it, if he just rushes in you will then need it to disguise the smell when he crawls under something and dies. So maybe just spray the place anyway and leave Mr Rat out of it
IMHO the likes of Febreze are right up there with disguising BO with after shave or perfume. Fools only the person applying it.
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One has to salute the genius at the agency who came up with the Febreze "nose blind" ad! It would appear my home is a nest of ghastly smells, generated by me, kids, food, dogs, toilets and other horrors OF WHICH I AM UNAWARE! I am nose-blind! And I am also now paranoid about visitors (fat chance!) and must spray everything, including myself, before receiving guests. I actually bought some. But how do I know it works?
Shrugs:
See if Mr Rat turns up his nose at coming in. If so then you need it, if he just rushes in you will then need it to disguise the smell when he crawls under something and dies. So maybe just spray the place anyway and leave Mr Rat out of it
IMHO the likes of Febreze are right up there with disguising BO with after shave or perfume. Fools only the person applying it.
We used to call that an "Italien shower " ...also prob not PC now .... rubschin:
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One has to salute the genius at the agency who came up with the Febreze "nose blind" ad! It would appear my home is a nest of ghastly smells, generated by me, kids, food, dogs, toilets and other horrors OF WHICH I AM UNAWARE! I am nose-blind! And I am also now paranoid about visitors (fat chance!) and must spray everything, including myself, before receiving guests. I actually bought some. But how do I know it works?
Shrugs:
See if Mr Rat turns up his nose at coming in. If so then you need it, if he just rushes in you will then need it to disguise the smell when he crawls under something and dies. So maybe just spray the place anyway and leave Mr Rat out of it
IMHO the likes of Febreze are right up there with disguising BO with after shave or perfume. Fools only the person applying it.
We used to call that an "Italien shower " ...also prob not PC now .... rubschin:
Nah an Italian Shower is Juventus
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One has to salute the genius at the agency who came up with the Febreze "nose blind" ad! It would appear my home is a nest of ghastly smells, generated by me, kids, food, dogs, toilets and other horrors OF WHICH I AM UNAWARE! I am nose-blind! And I am also now paranoid about visitors (fat chance!) and must spray everything, including myself, before receiving guests. I actually bought some. But how do I know it works?
Shrugs:
See if Mr Rat turns up his nose at coming in. If so then you need it, if he just rushes in you will then need it to disguise the smell when he crawls under something and dies. So maybe just spray the place anyway and leave Mr Rat out of it
IMHO the likes of Febreze are right up there with disguising BO with after shave or perfume. Fools only the person applying it.
We used to call that an "Italien shower " ...also prob not PC now .... rubschin:
Nah an Italian Shower is Juventus
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