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Title: Things you can't do anymore
Post by: Nick on May 22, 2020, 07:31:56 AM
Random memory just popped up. Flying back from a holiday in Greece in about 1979 my girlfriend wanted to see the cockpit. We spoke to a stewardess and we went up to the front. The co-pilot let her sit in his seat, explained some of the controls and let her turn something. The plane slightly changed course  :thumbsup:

Good old Dan Air :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Things you can't do anymore
Post by: apc2010 on May 22, 2020, 07:41:27 AM
Whilst smoking ....... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Things you can't do anymore
Post by: Nick on May 22, 2020, 07:48:53 AM
Zackly, I had forgotten that  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Things you can't do anymore
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2020, 07:59:41 AM
Yes, used to be brilliant to ask (and be allowed) a trip up to the cockpit...  cloud9:

Not such a good memory of sitting on an El Al flight in the smoking section with LL...  noooo:
Title: Re: Things you can't do anymore
Post by: apc2010 on May 22, 2020, 08:07:19 AM
Yes, used to be brilliant to ask (and be allowed) a trip up to the cockpit...  cloud9:

Not such a good memory of sitting on an El Al flight in the smoking section with LL...  noooo:

The smoking or sitting next to LL ........ rubschin:


 redface:
Title: Re: Things you can't do anymore
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2020, 08:08:32 AM
Yes, used to be brilliant to ask (and be allowed) a trip up to the cockpit...  cloud9:

Not such a good memory of sitting on an El Al flight in the smoking section with LL...  noooo:

The smoking or sitting next to LL ........ rubschin:


 redface:

 scared:
Title: Re: Things you can't do anymore
Post by: Steve on May 22, 2020, 08:10:45 AM
Things you can't do anymore:  see a joystick inuendo in the first 5 posts after a cockpit OP
Title: Re: Things you can't do anymore
Post by: Just One More on May 22, 2020, 06:15:00 PM
Things you can't do anymore:  see a joystick inuendo in the first 5 posts after a cockpit OP

 lol:
Title: Re: Things you can't do anymore
Post by: Nick on May 22, 2020, 06:19:13 PM
Stand up or sit down without grunting  redface:
Title: Re: Things you can't do anymore
Post by: Steve on May 22, 2020, 06:30:52 PM
think of Ulrika Johnnson as a 'well you would'
Title: Re: Things you can't do anymore
Post by: Nick on May 22, 2020, 06:32:45 PM
 sad32:
Title: Re: Things you can't do anymore
Post by: Just One More on May 22, 2020, 07:34:08 PM
Brush my hair from my eyes
Title: Re: Things you can't do anymore
Post by: Nick on May 22, 2020, 07:37:39 PM
 point: point: point:

I have to brush mine back now so I can see where I am going  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Things you can't do anymore
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 22, 2020, 07:49:00 PM
point: point: point:

I have to brush mine back now so I can see where I am going  :thumbsup:

(https://i.pinimg.com/564x/46/e4/64/46e4645df4410984ed1cecf8d19e3915.jpg)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Things you can't do anymore
Post by: Steve on May 22, 2020, 07:55:52 PM
Things you can't do anymore

Play those Gary Glitter records
Title: Re: Things you can't do anymore
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 23, 2020, 08:03:02 AM
Remember what you came upstairs for.  redface:
Title: Re: Things you can't do anymore
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2020, 08:07:37 AM
That is why I write things on my hand  redface:
Title: Re: Things you can't do anymore
Post by: Steve on May 23, 2020, 09:36:51 AM
Fill up you petrol tank and still have change from a tenner
Title: Re: Things you can't do anymore
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2020, 09:53:07 AM
Buy 'four penneth of chips'...
Title: Re: Things you can't do anymore
Post by: Steve on May 23, 2020, 09:55:04 AM
Buy 'four penneth of chips'...
sad32:


and eat them out of newspaper
Title: Re: Things you can't do anymore
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2020, 10:01:49 AM
Buy 'four penneth of chips'...
sad32:


and eat them out of newspaper

Yes...  cry:
Title: Re: Things you can't do anymore
Post by: Steve on May 23, 2020, 10:57:13 AM
Buy 'New Coke'
Title: Re: Things you can't do anymore
Post by: apc2010 on May 23, 2020, 12:38:45 PM
Buy 'New Coke'

 eeek:   
Title: Re: Things you can't do anymore
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 23, 2020, 09:49:42 PM
Buy 'New Coke'

And a damn good thing that is, New Coke was a vile disgusterous abomination that should never have been created.  sick2:
Title: Re: Things you can't do anymore
Post by: Steve on May 23, 2020, 10:04:51 PM
Buy 'New Coke'

And a damn good thing that is, New Coke was a vile disgusterous abomination that should never have been created.  sick2:
Yep, a truly epic fail.  Was still better than Pepsi though
Title: Re: Things you can't do anymore
Post by: Barman on May 24, 2020, 04:31:10 AM
Buy 'New Coke'

And a damn good thing that is, New Coke was a vile disgusterous abomination that should never have been created.  sick2:
Yep, a truly epic fail.  Was still better than Pepsi though

Nooooooo, Pepsi is my fave...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Things you can't do anymore
Post by: Steve on May 24, 2020, 12:07:46 PM
Buy 'New Coke'

And a damn good thing that is, New Coke was a vile disgusterous abomination that should never have been created.  sick2:
Yep, a truly epic fail.  Was still better than Pepsi though

Nooooooo, Pepsi is my fave...  cloud9:
Shocked:

You can buy corn syrup off Amazon you know
Title: Re: Things you can't do anymore
Post by: Nick on May 24, 2020, 12:14:23 PM
Tie my shoelaces without talking to myself about it  redface:
Title: Re: Things you can't do anymore
Post by: Steve on May 24, 2020, 12:37:12 PM
Put my socks on without sitting down
Title: Re: Things you can't do anymore
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 24, 2020, 05:32:41 PM
Buy 'New Coke'

And a damn good thing that is, New Coke was a vile disgusterous abomination that should never have been created.  sick2:
Yep, a truly epic fail.  Was still better than Pepsi though

Nooooooo, Pepsi is my fave...  cloud9:

Well they do say that losing your taste is one of the symptoms of Covid...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Things you can't do anymore
Post by: Steve on May 24, 2020, 05:56:33 PM
Buy 'New Coke'

And a damn good thing that is, New Coke was a vile disgusterous abomination that should never have been created.  sick2:
Yep, a truly epic fail.  Was still better than Pepsi though

Nooooooo, Pepsi is my fave...  cloud9:

Well they do say that losing your taste is one of the symptoms of Covid...  rubschin:
drumroll:
Title: Re: Things you can't do anymore
Post by: Nick on May 24, 2020, 06:03:39 PM
That is a blessing, what with LL's cooking, like



























 scared: scared:
Title: Re: Things you can't do anymore
Post by: apc2010 on May 24, 2020, 06:55:46 PM
That is a blessing, what with LL's cooking, like



























 scared: scared:

 ;D ;D redface: scared2:
Title: Re: Things you can't do anymore
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 24, 2020, 07:31:06 PM
Buy 'New Coke'

And a damn good thing that is, New Coke was a vile disgusterous abomination that should never have been created.  sick2:
Yep, a truly epic fail.  Was still better than Pepsi though

Nooooooo, Pepsi is my fave...  cloud9:

Absolutely  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Things you can't do anymore
Post by: Steve on May 24, 2020, 07:46:37 PM
Buy 'New Coke'

And a damn good thing that is, New Coke was a vile disgusterous abomination that should never have been created.  sick2:
Yep, a truly epic fail.  Was still better than Pepsi though

Nooooooo, Pepsi is my fave...  cloud9:

Absolutely  :thumbsup:
Good grief  noooo:
 
Pepsi is Cola for kids