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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on April 24, 2020, 04:18:31 PM
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My nice new neighbour eyes: has offered to lend me a scrunchie if I get to the ponytail stage, but in the meantime I am considering getting some hair lacquer and giong for the Trump look sick2:
However, I was reminded the other day that when I was a long haired student my hair naturally formed into ringlets. I have just checked in the mirror. If this goes on I am going to look like Bonnie Langford evil:
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My nice new neighbour eyes: has offered to lend me a scrunchie if I get to the ponytail stage, but in the meantime I am considering getting some hair lacquer and giong for the Trump look sick2:
However, I was reminded the other day that when I was a long haired student my hair naturally formed into ringlets. I have just checked in the mirror. If this goes on I am going to look like Bonnie Langford evil:
best plan: avoid looking in the mirror
very best plan: do not point out to any wimmin that their roots are showing
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My nice new neighbour eyes: has offered to lend me a scrunchie if I get to the ponytail stage, but in the meantime I am considering getting some hair lacquer and giong for the Trump look sick2:
However, I was reminded the other day that when I was a long haired student my hair naturally formed into ringlets. I have just checked in the mirror. If this goes on I am going to look like Bonnie Langford evil:
Granted it's been years since I last saw her but I don't remember Bonnie Langford having a straggly beard and wrinkles rubschin:
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I gave my new trimmer its inaugural use yesterday. I thought I did a bloody good job of it. I did it proper like, asked myself had I been on my holidays yet. That was a mistake; bloody hell, did I go on. I asked myself had I been busy today, and was told, "yes I was busier earlier but you timed it right, it's been quiet the last hour". Anyway, the haircut done, I gave myself a tip for a job well done
I then went downstairs ( horn: ) "Management" here thought different, "you are not going out like that, I don't care if there's nobody about"... and so Stage two began
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I have been thinking of attacking my beard, but I am sort of curious about just how Chris Bonington I can go rubschin:
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I have been thinking of attacking my beard, but I am sort of curious about just how Chris Bonington I can go rubschin:
(https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/1784868.main_image.jpg?strip=all)
noooo:
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Long hair ....... Thumbs:
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Long hair ....... Thumbs:
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/46/e4/64/46e4645df4410984ed1cecf8d19e3915.jpg)
You are right, Nick would really suit long hair whistle:
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I gave my new trimmer its inaugural use yesterday. I thought I did a bloody good job of it. I did it proper like, asked myself had I been on my holidays yet. That was a mistake; bloody hell, did I go on. I asked myself had I been busy today, and was told, "yes I was busier earlier but you timed it right, it's been quiet the last hour". Anyway, the haircut done, I gave myself a tip for a job well done
I then went downstairs ( horn: ) "Management" here thought different, "you are not going out like that, I don't care if there's nobody about"... and so Stage two began
lol: lol: lol:
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I gave my new trimmer its inaugural use yesterday. I thought I did a bloody good job of it. I did it proper like, asked myself had I been on my holidays yet. That was a mistake; bloody hell, did I go on. I asked myself had I been busy today, and was told, "yes I was busier earlier but you timed it right, it's been quiet the last hour". Anyway, the haircut done, I gave myself a tip for a job well done
I then went downstairs ( horn: ) "Management" here thought different, "you are not going out like that, I don't care if there's nobody about"... and so Stage two began
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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I gave my new trimmer its inaugural use yesterday. I thought I did a bloody good job of it. I did it proper like, asked myself had I been on my holidays yet. That was a mistake; bloody hell, did I go on. I asked myself had I been busy today, and was told, "yes I was busier earlier but you timed it right, it's been quiet the last hour". Anyway, the haircut done, I gave myself a tip for a job well done
I then went downstairs ( horn: ) "Management" here thought different, "you are not going out like that, I don't care if there's nobody about"... and so Stage two began
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Went into the garden (no hose) and trimmed my beard. Bye bye Captain Birdseye, hello Donald Trump rubschin:
The birds have already started gathering the trimmings for nest building. I feel like David Attenborough angel1