The Virtual Pub

Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Grumpmeister on April 20, 2020, 11:30:37 AM

Title: Baldymort's Agony Uncle Thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 20, 2020, 11:30:37 AM
(https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/53652936_2420873674642905_2592873483172052992_o.jpg?_nc_cat=100&_nc_sid=8024bb&_nc_ohc=nGf9Lix2VhcAX8fhQNp&_nc_ht=scontent-lht6-1.xx&oh=8e08bbacb51709d70b851c4affa41cd3&oe=5EC3E13E)

What's the worst that could happen...?
Title: Re: Baldymort's Agony Uncle Thread
Post by: Nick on April 20, 2020, 11:37:59 AM
I have an overwhelming urge to use superglue and epoxy resin. HOw can I resist these temptations?
Title: Re: Baldymort's Agony Uncle Thread
Post by: Nick on April 20, 2020, 11:38:39 AM
Do you have a good pizza recipe?
Title: Re: Baldymort's Agony Uncle Thread
Post by: Steve on April 20, 2020, 12:44:43 PM
someone called Keith says I should become a rabbi, is this a wise plan?
Title: Re: Baldymort's Agony Uncle Thread
Post by: Barman on April 20, 2020, 12:51:45 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 20, 2020, 12:44:43 PM
someone called Keith says I should become a rabbi, is this a wise plan?

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Baldymort's Agony Uncle Thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 20, 2020, 12:53:45 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 20, 2020, 12:44:43 PM
someone called Keith says I should become a rabbi, is this a wise plan?

I'd be careful there, I heard the bugger is trying to con someone into replacing him after I asked him to pray for Nick and Nod  rubschin:
Title: Re: Baldymort's Agony Uncle Thread
Post by: Steve on April 20, 2020, 01:01:37 PM
A 'friend' put superglue on his loo seat.  What can I do to avoid dying laughing?
Title: Re: Baldymort's Agony Uncle Thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 20, 2020, 09:24:02 PM
PLEASE let LL post .......... Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Baldymort's Agony Uncle Thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2020, 12:13:38 AM
And Misty.....  Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Baldymort's Agony Uncle Thread
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2020, 06:25:04 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 20, 2020, 09:24:02 PM
PLEASE let LL post .......... Thumbs: Thumbs:

No!  cussing:
Title: Re: Baldymort's Agony Uncle Thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2020, 06:35:46 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 20, 2020, 09:24:02 PM
PLEASE let LL post .......... Thumbs: Thumbs:

You know Apey, you could always get Misty to let LL know about this thread on the quiet...  whistle:
Title: Re: Baldymort's Agony Uncle Thread
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2020, 06:50:35 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2020, 06:35:46 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 20, 2020, 09:24:02 PM
PLEASE let LL post .......... Thumbs: Thumbs:

You know Apey, you could always get Misty to let LL know about this thread on the quiet...  whistle:

 evil:
Title: Re: Baldymort's Agony Uncle Thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 01, 2020, 01:59:40 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 21, 2020, 06:50:35 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2020, 06:35:46 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 20, 2020, 09:24:02 PM
PLEASE let LL post .......... Thumbs: Thumbs:

You know Apey, you could always get Misty to let LL know about this thread on the quiet...  whistle:

 evil:

Look on the bright side, at least Apey would be sharing your pain. Can you see Misty not posting something in here as well?  whistle: