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Title: Spiders
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2007, 11:42:18 AM
Mild winter I spose, but there are millions of the buggers and they all seem to want to come and live in my house. I have just got back and one whopper has taken advantage of my absence by spinning an immmense web right across the stairs. Heaven knows what he is expecting to catch in it. I am covered in spiderwebby stuff. evil:
Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 13, 2007, 11:50:17 AM
Mild winter I spose, but there are millions of the buggers and they all seem to want to come and live in my house. I have just got back and one whopper has taken advantage of my absence by spinning an immmense web right across the stairs. Heaven knows what he is expecting to catch in it. I am covered in spiderwebby stuff. evil:
rubschin:
Does the boy wear red lycra at all?
Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2007, 11:51:32 AM
He does have a spiderman costume actually!
Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 13, 2007, 11:52:52 AM
He does have a spiderman costume actually!
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Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 13, 2007, 11:54:15 AM
Hope it's not one of these  scared:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobo_spider

Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Bar Wench on September 13, 2007, 11:56:07 AM
We have a couple that spin webs across the path every night. Every morning I am first out and forget and break the web and have a mini freak out.  scared2:
Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2007, 12:01:13 PM
We have a couple that spin webs across the path every night. Every morning I am first out and forget and break the web and have a mini freak out.  scared2:
It is this big I 'spec...  whistle:
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Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 13, 2007, 12:01:44 PM
We have a couple that spin webs across the path every night. Every morning I am first out and forget and break the web and have a mini freak out.  scared2:
[snigger] How awful! [/snigger]
Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Bar Wench on September 13, 2007, 12:13:43 PM
Feck off the lot of you! sad24:
Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2007, 12:14:07 PM
spider:
Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Bar Wench on September 13, 2007, 12:14:53 PM
spider:

You too.
Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Snoopy on September 13, 2007, 12:15:43 PM
Feck off the lot of you! sad24:

I'm with you Wenchy ~ I hate the damn things. Mrs Snoopy doesn't believe that I can "hear" spiders but if there is one in the bedroom and the lights are out, I know the bugger is there and have to put on the lights and hunt it down.
Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Bar Wench on September 13, 2007, 12:16:57 PM
Feck off the lot of you! sad24:

I'm with you Wenchy ~ I hate the damn things. Mrs Snoopy doesn't believe that I can "hear" spiders but if there is one in the bedroom and the lights are out, I know the bugger is there and have to put on the lights and hunt it down.

It's true!! Also Mr Wench says that if there is one in the hall there is no need to remove it before bedtime. Well what if it moves?!!?!?
Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2007, 12:18:39 PM
Feck off the lot of you! sad24:
Wash your mouth out Wenchy!

Use that glass in the corner there with the big spider in it?
Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Bar Wench on September 13, 2007, 12:28:28 PM
Feck off the lot of you! sad24:
Wash your mouth out Wenchy!

Use that glass in the corner there with the big spider in it?


You're so mean to me.  sad24:
Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2007, 12:29:53 PM
Feck off the lot of you! sad24:
Wash your mouth out Wenchy!

Use that glass in the corner there with the big spider in it?


You're so mean to me.  sad24:
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Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 13, 2007, 12:31:00 PM
How about this 'willow' spider to be found in a Birmingham Churchyard?  eeek:


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Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Snoopy on September 13, 2007, 12:31:11 PM
Feck off the lot of you! sad24:
Wash your mouth out Wenchy!

Use that glass in the corner there with the big spider in it?


You're so mean to me.  sad24:

It's at this point I am supposed to place a paw on your lap and look at you with big Beagle type sad eyes. Then I stick my cold nose in your ear and lick your face ....... sometimes it good to be a hound. eyes:
Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Bar Wench on September 13, 2007, 12:32:02 PM
That's a god awful picture.
Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2007, 12:32:21 PM
How about this 'willow' spider to be found in a Birmingham Churchyard?  eeek:


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Poor Wenchy won't sleep tonight...  noooo:
Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Snoopy on September 13, 2007, 12:33:59 PM
That's a god awful picture.

I hope you were talking about the Willow Spider and not my offer of dog like devotion.
Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Bar Wench on September 13, 2007, 12:34:57 PM
That's a god awful picture.

I hope you were talking about the Willow Spider and not my offer of dog like devotion.

Of course. You are my only friend in this awful spider nightmare.  sad24:
Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Snoopy on September 13, 2007, 12:37:00 PM
She Does Love Me!

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Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 13, 2007, 12:37:26 PM
dog like devotion? Good grief!

Give me cat like disdain anyday.
Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2007, 12:38:22 PM
Do you think cats get bored? Dogs are always so busy. Cats just doze all the time and lick their arses
Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Snoopy on September 13, 2007, 12:38:49 PM
dog like devotion? Good grief!

Give me cat like disdain anyday.

I wouldn't lick your face if you paid me ~ and I'm not going to tell you where I would put my cold nose. whistle:
Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2007, 12:46:51 PM
That's a god awful picture.

I hope you were talking about the Willow Spider and not my offer of dog like devotion.

Of course. You are my only friend in this awful spider nightmare.  sad24:
Psssssst... he has fleas.  whistle:
Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Snoopy on September 13, 2007, 12:48:05 PM
That's a god awful picture.

I hope you were talking about the Willow Spider and not my offer of dog like devotion.

Of course. You are my only friend in this awful spider nightmare.  sad24:
Psssssst... he has fleas.  whistle:

If I have I caught them in this damn pub.  evil:
Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 13, 2007, 12:48:28 PM
Do you think cats get bored? Dogs are always so busy. Cats just doze all the time and lick their arses

Don't think so. My cat always seems quite happy doing nothing.

He did catch and eat a big spider a couple of nights ago.
Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2007, 12:49:52 PM
I sometimes think Marmite looks a bit, well, depressed. SHe has no hobbies.
Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Snoopy on September 13, 2007, 12:59:03 PM
I sometimes think Marmite looks a bit, well, depressed. SHe has no hobbies.


Other than winding you up by pissing on the duvets. That would seem to qualify as a hobby with plenty of entertainment value as well as some degree of risk.
Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Bar Wench on September 13, 2007, 12:59:42 PM
Cats do get actual depression though. It usually manifests in territorial marking and over grooming.
Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Snoopy on September 13, 2007, 01:00:54 PM
Cats do get actual depression though. It usually manifests in territorial marking and over grooming.

IE Licking their arses and pissing on duvets.
Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2007, 01:03:48 PM
So can Wenchy recommend any good hobies for Marmite.

I dimly recall

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMCRru6JEo8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMCRru6JEo8)
Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Bar Wench on September 13, 2007, 01:05:28 PM
Basically it means they feel that aren't getting enough attention. It is usually because their owners aren't playing with them enough and they aren't getting sufficient mental stimulation.
Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2007, 01:06:09 PM
Have you heard of the concept of "transference"?
Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Bar Wench on September 13, 2007, 01:10:52 PM
I don't have a cat.
Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Snoopy on September 13, 2007, 01:12:19 PM
Get a dog ~ that'll liven it up a bit  whistle:
Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2007, 01:12:28 PM
Quote
Basically it means they feel that aren't getting enough attention. It is usually because their owners aren't playing with them enough and they aren't getting sufficient stimulation.

Talk it over with Mr Wench.
Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 13, 2007, 01:17:39 PM
If you want to know what a cat gets up to see here (http://www.mr-lee-catcam.de/index.htm).
Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2007, 01:20:07 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 09, 2007, 01:47:16 PM
Feck off the lot of you! sad24:
Wash your mouth out Wenchy!

Use that glass in the corner there with the big spider in it?


You're so mean to me.  sad24:

Oh Wenchy poos!  Guess what's been found in Surrey...

http://www.camelspiders.net/

Sleep tight  lol:
Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2007, 02:16:10 PM
 spider: spider: spider: spider: spider: spider: spider:
Wispa

 spider: spider: spider: spider: spider: spider: spider:
Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Bar Wench on October 09, 2007, 02:20:32 PM
S'not funny.  sad24:

Is it pick on Wenchy day or something.  sad24:
Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2007, 02:27:48 PM
 char090
Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2007, 02:31:50 PM
 spider: spider: spider: spider: spider: spider: spider: spider: spider:
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Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2007, 02:52:20 PM
S'not funny.  sad24:

Is it pick on Wenchy day or something.  sad24:
happy100 I'm on your side... you've been so nice to me today...  char048

Take THAT!  whacky082
Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Bar Wench on October 09, 2007, 02:53:13 PM
S'not funny.  sad24:

Is it pick on Wenchy day or something.  sad24:
happy100 I'm on your side... you've been so nice to me today...  char048

Take THAT!  whacky082

Haven't I?

 rubschin:


Oh yeah, the whole credtastic, Dad dancing thing. Kerist this morning seems a long time ago!
Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2007, 03:30:04 PM
S'not funny.  sad24:

Is it pick on Wenchy day or something.  sad24:
happy100 I'm on your side... you've been so nice to me today...  char048

Take THAT!  whacky082

Haven't I?

 rubschin:


Oh yeah, the whole credtastic, Dad dancing thing. Kerist this morning seems a long time ago!
It does...

I'm like an elephant tho me...

Take THAT again!  whacky082
Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2007, 03:32:23 PM
S'not funny.  sad24:

Is it pick on Wenchy day or something.  sad24:
happy100 I'm on your side... you've been so nice to me today...  char048

Take THAT!  whacky082

Haven't I?

 rubschin:


Oh yeah, the whole credtastic, Dad dancing thing. Kerist this morning seems a long time ago!
It does...

I'm like an elephant tho me...

Take THAT again!  whacky082

Oh really?

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Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2007, 04:10:16 PM
S'not funny.  sad24:

Is it pick on Wenchy day or something.  sad24:
happy100 I'm on your side... you've been so nice to me today...  char048

Take THAT!  whacky082

Haven't I?

 rubschin:


Oh yeah, the whole credtastic, Dad dancing thing. Kerist this morning seems a long time ago!
It does...

I'm like an elephant tho me...

Take THAT again!  whacky082

Oh really?

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whistle:
Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 09, 2007, 04:11:53 PM
Grey and wrinkly as well you say?
Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 09, 2007, 04:47:58 PM
Grey and wrinkly as well you say?

Can be waved at will and remembers forever!
Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2007, 04:54:22 PM
Poor old Will ~ he always seems to be in the firing line!
Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2007, 04:55:24 PM
Grey and wrinkly as well you say?
Sometimes...  whistle:
Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Bar Wench on October 09, 2007, 05:15:53 PM
Grey and wrinkly as well you say?
Sometimes...  whistle:

Between that and the shoe fettish I really have far too much information on this area. And you with a daughter on here too.  noooo:
Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2007, 05:35:29 PM
Miss Piggy is here!

Regrettably, but we could now get serious dirt!!

Bring it on!
Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2007, 05:38:43 PM
Miss Piggy is here!

Regrettably, but we could now get serious dirt!!

Bring it on!
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Title: Re: Spiders
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 09, 2007, 06:21:08 PM
S'not funny.  sad24:

Is it pick on Wenchy day or something.  sad24:

You'll be safe Wenchy, you can guarrantee that the Nick-o-rays will have those buggers heading to Chez Nick instead, then you can return the favour when he has the wits scared out of him by one.