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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Barman on December 24, 2019, 10:01:52 PM

Title: Merry Christmas!
Post by: Barman on December 24, 2019, 10:01:52 PM
 Xmas7:
Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: apc2010 on December 24, 2019, 10:43:38 PM
LL let you stay up ......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: Steve on December 24, 2019, 11:03:25 PM
 :thumbsup:

Happy Smugland Christmas, an hour to go here

And 25 hours behind schedule  cry:
Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 24, 2019, 11:05:49 PM
I am full of cold  surrender:

Happy germ free Christmas to you all  noooo:
Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: Nick on December 25, 2019, 05:56:49 AM
 Xmas1: Xmas2: Xmas6:
Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: Just One More on December 25, 2019, 07:38:22 AM
Good morning and a merry Christmas to all of you. Have a great time all
Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 25, 2019, 07:53:08 AM
So The Brat is asleep. The Man is asleep ( in separate rooms before Apey makes that comment  lol:) .

I have been awake for a while and soothing my sore nose  sad24:

Happy Crimbo fellow weirdos  lol:
Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 25, 2019, 07:53:27 AM
Merry Christmas all. Just finished a 14 hour night shift and my cleaners were absolute stars - 6 teams, 60 aircraft all cleaned to a high standard (I audited them - 93-97%) by 0500. I sent them all home and will pay them for the full shift, which normally ends at 0800.

Gatwick resembles an aviation version of the M25 today - as there are very few flights today, lots of the planes are towed to remote stands and even lined up along normal taxiways. Only pushback tugs and aircraft can venture onto these areas, so it was a mad rush to get certain aircraft cleaned before they were towed to somewhere inacessible. But they did it.

Thing is, now I know that they can clean the planes so well and so quickly, I have to ask myself why - on other nights - they seem to struggle...  eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: Barman on December 25, 2019, 07:56:39 AM
Merry Christmas all. Just finished a 14 hour night shift and my cleaners were absolute stars - 6 teams, 60 aircraft all cleaned to a high standard (I audited them - 93-97%) by 0500. I sent them all home and will pay them for the full shift, which normally ends at 0800.

Gatwick resembles an aviation version of the M25 today - as there are very few flights today, lots of the planes are towed to remote stands and even lined up along normal taxiways. Only pushback tugs and aircraft can venture onto these areas, so it was a mad rush to get certain aircraft cleaned before they were towed to somewhere inacessible. But they did it.

Thing is, now I know that they can clean the planes so well and so quickly, I have to ask myself why - on other nights - they seem to struggle...  eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

 happ096
Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 25, 2019, 08:23:37 AM
Merry Christmas all. Just finished a 14 hour night shift and my cleaners were absolute stars - 6 teams, 60 aircraft all cleaned to a high standard (I audited them - 93-97%) by 0500. I sent them all home and will pay them for the full shift, which normally ends at 0800.

Gatwick resembles an aviation version of the M25 today - as there are very few flights today, lots of the planes are towed to remote stands and even lined up along normal taxiways. Only pushback tugs and aircraft can venture onto these areas, so it was a mad rush to get certain aircraft cleaned before they were towed to somewhere inacessible. But they did it.

Thing is, now I know that they can clean the planes so well and so quickly, I have to ask myself why - on other nights - they seem to struggle...  eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

Well done Mr 👍👍👍

Though I pity those poor people in the New Year  lol:
Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: Nick on December 25, 2019, 08:27:21 AM
Is it too early for a glass of Port?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 25, 2019, 08:43:29 AM
Never  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 25, 2019, 08:43:47 AM
Merry Christmas all. Just finished a 14 hour night shift and my cleaners were absolute stars - 6 teams, 60 aircraft all cleaned to a high standard (I audited them - 93-97%) by 0500. I sent them all home and will pay them for the full shift, which normally ends at 0800.

Gatwick resembles an aviation version of the M25 today - as there are very few flights today, lots of the planes are towed to remote stands and even lined up along normal taxiways. Only pushback tugs and aircraft can venture onto these areas, so it was a mad rush to get certain aircraft cleaned before they were towed to somewhere inacessible. But they did it.

Thing is, now I know that they can clean the planes so well and so quickly, I have to ask myself why - on other nights - they seem to struggle...  eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

Well done Mr 👍👍👍

Though I pity those poor people in the New Year  lol:

There were 2 who simply fucked off at about 0300 without asking - they told the teams they were in that they had to get the last bus home blah, blah, blah. Quite simply their poverty disgusts me. As it's the season of good will, I shall merely make the rest of their waking hours sheer hell, rather than butchering them with a rusty kitchen knife.  censored: censored: censored:
Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 25, 2019, 08:57:58 AM
Merry Christmas to all in VP land.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: Nick on December 25, 2019, 09:03:09 AM
Are you any good at kickboxing? rubschin:
Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 25, 2019, 09:45:21 AM
Are you any good at kickboxing? rubschin:

Kickboxing? Don't be daft, he wouldn't practice anything so plebian. If Mr Darwin sir was to study a martial art it would be the gentlemanly art of Bartitsu

https://youtu.be/iTtp54ZDrF4
Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: apc2010 on December 25, 2019, 10:33:06 AM
So The Brat is asleep. The Man is asleep ( in separate rooms before Apey makes that comment  lol:) .

I have been awake for a while and soothing my sore nose  sad24:

Happy Crimbo fellow weirdos  lol:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: apc2010 on December 25, 2019, 10:33:55 AM
Happy Crimbo ..VPers.... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: Barman on December 25, 2019, 10:34:32 AM
Happy Crimbo ..VPers.... Thumbs:

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: apc2010 on December 25, 2019, 10:47:51 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/SJqL43kJ/Xmas-card.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/SJqL43kJ)



 rubschin:

NOT To me .... noooo:
Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: Barman on December 25, 2019, 10:49:58 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/SJqL43kJ/Xmas-card.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/SJqL43kJ)



 rubschin:

NOT To me .... noooo:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: Just One More on December 25, 2019, 11:03:33 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/SJqL43kJ/Xmas-card.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/SJqL43kJ)



 rubschin:

NOT To me .... noooo:

 eeek:

 eeek:  eeek:

Is it a gay thing, or a Norfolk thing  confused:
Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: Steve on December 25, 2019, 11:41:13 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/SJqL43kJ/Xmas-card.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/SJqL43kJ)



 rubschin:

NOT To me .... noooo:

 eeek:

 eeek:  eeek:

Is it a gay thing, or a Norfolk thing  confused:
eeek: eeek: eeek:

Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: Steve on December 25, 2019, 11:43:08 AM
Have a great one everybody, we've earned it after another year of dedication to piss taking

Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: Barman on December 25, 2019, 11:54:30 AM
Have a great one everybody, we've earned it after another year of dedication to piss taking

Indeed... Jinks all round!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: apc2010 on December 25, 2019, 12:35:58 PM
https://www.facebook.com/VT/videos/2591962187741977/?t=23



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Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: Barman on December 25, 2019, 01:29:05 PM
https://www.facebook.com/VT/videos/2591962187741977/?t=23



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 lol: lol: lol:

 rubschin: