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Title: Black Friday is Shit !!!!!
Post by: apc2010 on November 29, 2019, 06:58:31 PM
I ordered Miss T four kindles off amazon ......... Thumbs:


They sent a f88king two Ronnies DVD ......... cussing:
Title: Re: Black Friday is Shit !!!!!
Post by: Steve on November 29, 2019, 07:09:59 PM
 Shocked:

So far I've had over 70 black friday emails  evil:
Title: Re: Black Friday is Shit !!!!!
Post by: apc2010 on November 29, 2019, 08:05:49 PM
Quote from: Steve on November 29, 2019, 07:09:59 PM
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So far I've had over 70 black friday emails  evil:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Black Friday is Shit !!!!!
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2019, 06:22:31 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 29, 2019, 06:58:31 PM
I ordered Miss T four kindles off amazon ......... Thumbs:


They sent a f88king two Ronnies DVD ......... cussing:

happy001
Title: Re: Black Friday is Shit !!!!!
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2019, 06:24:10 AM
Quote from: Steve on November 29, 2019, 07:09:59 PM
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So far I've had over 70 black friday emails  evil:

Same here... Black Friday goes on for two weeks now!   evil:
Title: Re: Black Friday is Shit !!!!!
Post by: Just One More on November 30, 2019, 06:57:33 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 30, 2019, 06:24:10 AM
Quote from: Steve on November 29, 2019, 07:09:59 PM
Shocked:

So far I've had over 70 black friday emails  evil:

Same here... Black Friday goes on for two weeks now!   evil:

There's a lot of them about, and they all look the same to me  ;)
Title: Re: Black Friday is Shit !!!!!
Post by: Steve on November 30, 2019, 07:38:00 AM
Quote from: Just One More on November 30, 2019, 06:57:33 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 30, 2019, 06:24:10 AM
Quote from: Steve on November 29, 2019, 07:09:59 PM
Shocked:

So far I've had over 70 black friday emails  evil:

Same here... Black Friday goes on for two weeks now!   evil:

There's a lot of them about, and they all look the same to me  ;)
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Title: Re: Black Friday is Shit !!!!!
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2019, 09:11:44 AM
Quote from: Steve on November 30, 2019, 07:38:00 AM
Quote from: Just One More on November 30, 2019, 06:57:33 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 30, 2019, 06:24:10 AM
Quote from: Steve on November 29, 2019, 07:09:59 PM
Shocked:

So far I've had over 70 black friday emails  evil:

Same here... Black Friday goes on for two weeks now!   evil:

There's a lot of them about, and they all look the same to me  ;)
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Title: Re: Black Friday is Shit !!!!!
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 30, 2019, 10:15:23 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 30, 2019, 09:11:44 AM
Quote from: Steve on November 30, 2019, 07:38:00 AM
Quote from: Just One More on November 30, 2019, 06:57:33 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 30, 2019, 06:24:10 AM
Quote from: Steve on November 29, 2019, 07:09:59 PM
Shocked:

So far I've had over 70 black friday emails  evil:

Same here... Black Friday goes on for two weeks now!   evil:

There's a lot of them about, and they all look the same to me  ;)
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There was an item on the wireless this morning about the Chinese government deploying face recognition for 1.4 billion citizens.
How on earth is that going to work?
Title: Re: Black Friday is Shit !!!!!
Post by: apc2010 on November 30, 2019, 05:03:19 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 30, 2019, 10:15:23 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 30, 2019, 09:11:44 AM
Quote from: Steve on November 30, 2019, 07:38:00 AM
Quote from: Just One More on November 30, 2019, 06:57:33 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 30, 2019, 06:24:10 AM
Quote from: Steve on November 29, 2019, 07:09:59 PM
Shocked:

So far I've had over 70 black friday emails  evil:

Same here... Black Friday goes on for two weeks now!   evil:

There's a lot of them about, and they all look the same to me  ;)
drumroll:

 drumroll: drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:

There was an item on the wireless this morning about the Chinese government deploying face recognition for 1.4 billion citizens.
How on earth is that going to work?

 ;D ;D ;D ;D Thumbs:
Title: Re: Black Friday is Shit !!!!!
Post by: Barman on December 01, 2019, 03:08:54 PM
Still getting Black bastard Friday e-mails!  Banghead
Title: Re: Black Friday is Shit !!!!!
Post by: Steve on December 01, 2019, 03:44:00 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 01, 2019, 03:08:54 PM
Still getting Black bastard Friday e-mails!  Banghead
Same here, well over 100 now

Bastard RAC (that I am not a member of) sent me an Orange Friday email FFS

Title: Re: Black Friday is Shit !!!!!
Post by: apc2010 on December 01, 2019, 08:35:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 01, 2019, 03:08:54 PM
Still getting Black bastard Friday e-mails!  Banghead

This most be longest a "black" has ever worked ....... whistle:
Title: Re: Black Friday is Shit !!!!!
Post by: Barman on December 02, 2019, 05:56:20 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 01, 2019, 08:35:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 01, 2019, 03:08:54 PM
Still getting Black bastard Friday e-mails!  Banghead

This most be longest a "black" has ever worked ....... whistle:

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tea >>> keyboard happy001
Title: Re: Black Friday is Shit !!!!!
Post by: Barman on December 02, 2019, 11:09:15 AM
Cyber Monday e-mails now!  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Black Friday is Shit !!!!!
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 02, 2019, 12:40:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 02, 2019, 11:09:15 AM
Cyber Monday e-mails now!  Banghead Banghead Banghead

 Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead 3 Cyber Monday and 4 further Black Friday.  noooo:
Title: Re: Black Friday is Shit !!!!!
Post by: Steve on December 02, 2019, 01:39:54 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on December 02, 2019, 12:40:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 02, 2019, 11:09:15 AM
Cyber Monday e-mails now!  Banghead Banghead Banghead

 Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead 3 Cyber Monday and 4 further Black Friday.  noooo:
You were lucky

8 Cybers, 84 Black Fridays and that's just my main email account
Title: Re: Black Friday is Shit !!!!!
Post by: Barman on December 09, 2019, 08:39:50 AM
Fecking Green Monday now!  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Black Friday is Shit !!!!!
Post by: Steve on December 09, 2019, 08:56:34 AM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Black Friday is Shit !!!!!
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 09, 2019, 12:27:53 PM
This morning, I bought Mrs DS a Christmas card which was emblazoned with 'To my Dear Wife'.
It also carried a sticker offering 'Buy 2 get 1 Free'.
In my experience that is highly improbable.  noooo:
Title: Re: Black Friday is Shit !!!!!
Post by: Barman on December 09, 2019, 12:48:09 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 09, 2019, 12:27:53 PM
This morning, I bought Mrs DS a Christmas card which was emblazoned with 'To my Dear Wife'.
It also carried a sticker offering 'Buy 2 get 1 Free'.
In my experience that is highly improbable.  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Black Friday is Shit !!!!!
Post by: Steve on December 09, 2019, 05:58:46 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 09, 2019, 12:48:09 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 09, 2019, 12:27:53 PM
This morning, I bought Mrs DS a Christmas card which was emblazoned with 'To my Dear Wife'.
It also carried a sticker offering 'Buy 2 get 1 Free'.
In my experience that is highly improbable.  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Black Friday is Shit !!!!!
Post by: apc2010 on December 09, 2019, 08:09:59 PM
Quote from: Steve on December 09, 2019, 05:58:46 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 09, 2019, 12:48:09 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 09, 2019, 12:27:53 PM
This morning, I bought Mrs DS a Christmas card which was emblazoned with 'To my Dear Wife'.
It also carried a sticker offering 'Buy 2 get 1 Free'.
In my experience that is highly improbable.  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Black Friday is Shit !!!!!
Post by: apc2010 on December 09, 2019, 08:19:38 PM
https://www.facebook.com/MyHermesUk/videos/281778362516163/?t=16

Delivery for Nick ....... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Black Friday is Shit !!!!!
Post by: Barman on December 10, 2019, 05:26:53 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 09, 2019, 08:19:38 PM
https://www.facebook.com/MyHermesUk/videos/281778362516163/?t=16

Delivery for Nick ....... Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:  evil:

Quote from: Hermes
Your 10,000 piece tea set has been delivered
Title: Re: Black Friday is Shit !!!!!
Post by: Barman on December 10, 2019, 10:05:38 AM
12.12 Sale now, WTF is that???  Banghead
Title: Re: Black Friday is Shit !!!!!
Post by: Steve on December 10, 2019, 10:19:37 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 10, 2019, 10:05:38 AM
12.12 Sale now, WTF is that???  Banghead
The quarter past 12 sale for people with duff watches?
Title: Re: Black Friday is Shit !!!!!
Post by: Barman on December 10, 2019, 10:22:34 AM
Quote from: Steve on December 10, 2019, 10:19:37 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 10, 2019, 10:05:38 AM
12.12 Sale now, WTF is that???  Banghead
The quarter past 12 sale for people with duff watches?

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Black Friday is Shit !!!!!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 10, 2019, 10:47:35 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 10, 2019, 10:05:38 AM
12.12 Sale now, WTF is that???  Banghead

 whacky115

Could that be just any ol sale ?? rubschin:
Title: Re: Black Friday is Shit !!!!!
Post by: Barman on December 10, 2019, 11:02:50 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on December 10, 2019, 10:47:35 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 10, 2019, 10:05:38 AM
12.12 Sale now, WTF is that???  Banghead

 whacky115

Could that be just any ol sale ?? rubschin:

It is getting like DFS but on your 'puter...  evil: