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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on October 16, 2019, 03:55:44 PM

Title: Customs declarations
Post by: Nick on October 16, 2019, 03:55:44 PM
Miss I has left a lot of boxes of stuff at my flat. Books, shoes and other items.

Freight forwarders are coming round to collect and send on to her.  I told her that they would have to unseal the boxes to check the contents for the Customs Declaration.

There was a long pause.

She said, "Any chance you can steer them away from the little box marked "Sundry Personal Electrical Items"?"

 facepalm:
Title: Re: Customs declarations
Post by: Barman on October 16, 2019, 03:56:45 PM
Miss I has left a lot of boxes of stuff at my flat. Books, shoes and other items.

Freight forwarders are coming round to collect and send on to her.  I told her that they would have to unseal the boxes to check the contents for the Customs Declaration.

There was a long pause.

She said, "Any chance you can steer them away from the little box marked "Sundry Personal Electrical Items"?"

 facepalm:

An MP3 player...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Customs declarations
Post by: apc2010 on October 16, 2019, 04:00:29 PM
Miss I has left a lot of boxes of stuff at my flat. Books, shoes and other items.

Freight forwarders are coming round to collect and send on to her.  I told her that they would have to unseal the boxes to check the contents for the Customs Declaration.

There was a long pause.

She said, "Any chance you can steer them away from the little box marked "Sundry Personal Electrical Items"?"

 facepalm:

An MP3 player...?  rubschin:

Yeah ...a personal player .......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Customs declarations
Post by: Nick on October 16, 2019, 04:01:45 PM
Ask Foggy to explain. Or demonstrate  whistle:
Title: Re: Customs declarations
Post by: Steve on October 16, 2019, 04:03:34 PM
Miss I has left a lot of boxes of stuff at my flat. Books, shoes and other items.

Freight forwarders are coming round to collect and send on to her.  I told her that they would have to unseal the boxes to check the contents for the Customs Declaration.

There was a long pause.

She said, "Any chance you can steer them away from the little box marked "Sundry Personal Electrical Items"?"

 facepalm:
So the one marked whips, cleats and inflatable dolls is no problem then?
Title: Re: Customs declarations
Post by: Nick on October 16, 2019, 04:05:01 PM
 rubschin:

There are some handcuffs in one of the boxes  eyes:
Title: Re: Customs declarations
Post by: Steve on October 16, 2019, 04:07:54 PM
rubschin:

There are some handcuffs in one of the boxes  eyes:
Why of course
Title: Re: Customs declarations
Post by: Barman on October 16, 2019, 04:27:57 PM
Miss I has left a lot of boxes of stuff at my flat. Books, shoes and other items.

Freight forwarders are coming round to collect and send on to her.  I told her that they would have to unseal the boxes to check the contents for the Customs Declaration.

There was a long pause.

She said, "Any chance you can steer them away from the little box marked "Sundry Personal Electrical Items"?"

 facepalm:

An MP3 player...?  rubschin:

Yeah ...a personal player .......... Thumbs:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Customs declarations
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 16, 2019, 05:52:50 PM
Miss I has left a lot of boxes of stuff at my flat. Books, shoes and other items.

Freight forwarders are coming round to collect and send on to her.  I told her that they would have to unseal the boxes to check the contents for the Customs Declaration.

There was a long pause.

She said, "Any chance you can steer them away from the little box marked "Sundry Personal Electrical Items"?"

 facepalm:

Is that all her Fisher Price toys?  🤔
Title: Re: Customs declarations
Post by: Barman on October 16, 2019, 05:53:23 PM
Miss I has left a lot of boxes of stuff at my flat. Books, shoes and other items.

Freight forwarders are coming round to collect and send on to her.  I told her that they would have to unseal the boxes to check the contents for the Customs Declaration.

There was a long pause.

She said, "Any chance you can steer them away from the little box marked "Sundry Personal Electrical Items"?"

 facepalm:

Is that all her Fisher Price toys?  🤔

happy001
Title: Re: Customs declarations
Post by: Nick on October 16, 2019, 05:54:38 PM
 evil: evil:
Title: Re: Customs declarations
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 16, 2019, 06:29:56 PM
Just slap a 'used by Nick' sticker on the box, nobody in their right mind would open it then. Anyone who is daft enough to have a look deserves the trauma....  whistle:
Title: Re: Customs declarations
Post by: Nick on October 16, 2019, 06:39:57 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Customs declarations
Post by: Just One More on October 16, 2019, 06:59:18 PM
Miss I has left a lot of boxes of stuff at my flat. Books, shoes and other items.

Freight forwarders are coming round to collect and send on to her.  I told her that they would have to unseal the boxes to check the contents for the Customs Declaration.

There was a long pause.

She said, "Any chance you can steer them away from the little box marked "Sundry Personal Electrical Items"?"

 facepalm:

Is that all her Fisher Price toys?  🤔

happy001

happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Customs declarations
Post by: Nick on October 16, 2019, 07:01:34 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Customs declarations
Post by: Steve on October 16, 2019, 07:37:33 PM
Miss I has left a lot of boxes of stuff at my flat. Books, shoes and other items.

Freight forwarders are coming round to collect and send on to her.  I told her that they would have to unseal the boxes to check the contents for the Customs Declaration.

There was a long pause.

She said, "Any chance you can steer them away from the little box marked "Sundry Personal Electrical Items"?"

 facepalm:

An MP3 player...?  rubschin:

Yeah ...a personal player .......... Thumbs:

 drumroll:
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