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Title: (more) Holiday Destination moans
Post by: Steve on October 02, 2019, 09:15:05 PM
Nothing wrong with Porto itself but I'm getting fed up with three plagues of all destinations

Effin walking tours.  You get a crowd of 20 or more all listening to their leader through headphones oblivious to everyone else and all trying to stay together no matter how obstructive or pushing they get. cussing:  Temptation to push them into traffic is amazing but THIS time I resisted. 

Miming street artists.  No not mime artists but the cheats pretending to play an instrument while a loud music track plays through a music system far louder and far more annoying than proper played music would be  -  cussing: cussing: cussing:   

Rip off ATMs.. No I am not going to pay £143.95 to get €140
Title: Re: (more) Holiday Destination moans
Post by: apc2010 on October 02, 2019, 11:52:51 PM
Nothing wrong with Porto itself but I'm getting fed up with three plagues of all destinations

Effin walking tours.  You get a crowd of 20 or more all listening to their leader through headphones oblivious to everyone else and all trying to stay together no matter how obstructive or pushing they get. cussing:  Temptation to push them into traffic is amazing but THIS time I resisted. 

Miming street artists.  No not mime artists but the cheats pretending to play an instrument while a loud music track plays through a music system far louder and far more annoying than proper played music would be  -  cussing: cussing: cussing:   

Rip off ATMs.. No I am not going to pay £143.95 to get €140

 noooo:
Title: Re: (more) Holiday Destination moans
Post by: Barman on October 03, 2019, 03:58:35 AM
Nothing wrong with Porto itself but I'm getting fed up with three plagues of all destinations

Effin walking tours.  You get a crowd of 20 or more all listening to their leader through headphones oblivious to everyone else and all trying to stay together no matter how obstructive or pushing they get. cussing:  Temptation to push them into traffic is amazing but THIS time I resisted. 

Miming street artists.  No not mime artists but the cheats pretending to play an instrument while a loud music track plays through a music system far louder and far more annoying than proper played music would be  -  cussing: cussing: cussing:   

Rip off ATMs.. No I am not going to pay £143.95 to get €140

 noooo:

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: (more) Holiday Destination moans
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 03, 2019, 10:25:33 PM
Look on the bright side, you could have decided go to Thailand to see the annual vegetarian festival instead...  eeek:

A 9 day event where you do stuff like this to yourself...

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/10/03/09/19243030-7532641-image-a-45_1570092519687.jpg)

While also giving up booze, sex, and gambling.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7532641/Devotees-pierce-faces-swords-skewers-extremely-gruesome-VEGETARIAN-festival.html
Title: Re: (more) Holiday Destination moans
Post by: Steve on October 03, 2019, 10:39:03 PM
Look on the bright side, you could have decided go to Thailand to see the annual vegetarian festival instead...  eeek:

A 9 day event where you do stuff like this to yourself...

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/10/03/09/19243030-7532641-image-a-45_1570092519687.jpg)

While also giving up booze, sex, and gambling.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7532641/Devotees-pierce-faces-swords-skewers-extremely-gruesome-VEGETARIAN-festival.html
Anything to do with Thailand always leads to me saying the word no
Title: Re: (more) Holiday Destination moans
Post by: Barman on October 04, 2019, 05:54:05 AM
Look on the bright side, you could have decided go to Thailand to see the annual vegetarian festival instead...  eeek:

A 9 day event where you do stuff like this to yourself...

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/10/03/09/19243030-7532641-image-a-45_1570092519687.jpg)

While also giving up booze, sex, and gambling.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7532641/Devotees-pierce-faces-swords-skewers-extremely-gruesome-VEGETARIAN-festival.html

 eeek:
Title: Re: (more) Holiday Destination moans
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2019, 06:01:34 AM
I once went on holiday somewhere without realising it was in the middle of a civil war  redface:
Title: Re: (more) Holiday Destination moans
Post by: Barman on October 04, 2019, 06:09:51 AM
I once went on holiday somewhere without realising it was in the middle of a civil war  redface:

 lol: lol: lol:

Were they at war before you arrived...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: (more) Holiday Destination moans
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2019, 06:21:15 AM
 evil:

I kept hearing shooting but assumed they were hunting  redface:
Title: Re: (more) Holiday Destination moans
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 04, 2019, 06:39:56 AM
I once went on holiday somewhere without realising it was in the middle of a civil war  redface:

 lol: lol: lol:

Were they at war before you arrived...?  rubschin:

Loser has to stay in the country and keep an eye on Nick you say...  rubschin:
Title: Re: (more) Holiday Destination moans
Post by: Steve on October 04, 2019, 08:45:45 AM
I once went on holiday somewhere without realising it was in the middle of a civil war  redface:

 lol: lol: lol:

Were they at war before you arrived...?  rubschin:
lol: lol: lol: lol: