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Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: Snoopy on September 12, 2007, 12:24:09 PM

Title: You've all been here.
Post by: Snoopy on September 12, 2007, 12:24:09 PM

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India .

The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have

passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass

it you cannot qualify for this job."

Mujibar said, "I am ready"

The manager said, "Make a sentence using the

words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said,

"Mister manager, I am ready"

The manager said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green,

and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now works as a technician at a call
center for computer problems.

No doubt you have spoken to him, as I have.

Title: Re: You've all been here.
Post by: Nick on September 12, 2007, 12:25:35 PM

Me too. The last numpty told me to dismantle my computer! While still online!

Title: Re: You've all been here.
Post by: Misunderstood on September 12, 2007, 10:51:04 PM

Quote from: Nick on September 12, 2007, 12:25:35 PM

Me too. The last numpty told me to dismantle my computer! While still online!

I always used to say Yeah done that.  No didn't work! what next? whilst sipping a coffee and doing the crossword until they gave up and accepted that their pile of crap wasn't working.

All of which I knew right from the start.  But arguing is futile, it prolongs the occasion and just winds me up.   This way I stay civil.