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Title: Fruit Fly Fury
Post by: Nick on September 23, 2019, 03:05:04 PM
About three weeks ago I noticed a teeny fruit fly in my field of vision in the car.  It was still hanging about when I left the car at the airport nearly two weeks ago.

When I got back it was still flying about  cussing:

Today it was still there. I blasted down the M23 at about 90 with all the windows open.

Fly is still in there  cussing: cussing:

WTF is it living on? I just want it to go away  sad24:
Title: Re: Fruit Fly Fury
Post by: apc2010 on September 23, 2019, 11:26:52 PM
About three weeks ago I noticed a teeny fruit fly in my field of vision in the car.  It was still hanging about when I left the car at the airport nearly two weeks ago.

When I got back it was still flying about  cussing:

Today it was still there. I blasted down the M23 at about 90 with all the windows open.

Fly is still in there  cussing: cussing:

WTF is it living on? I just want it to go away  sad24:

Fruit.......... Thumbs:

 ::)
Title: Re: Fruit Fly Fury
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 24, 2019, 10:35:46 AM
About three weeks ago I noticed a teeny fruit fly in my field of vision in the car.  It was still hanging about when I left the car at the airport nearly two weeks ago.

When I got back it was still flying about  cussing:

Today it was still there. I blasted down the M23 at about 90 with all the windows open.

Fly is still in there  cussing: cussing:

WTF is it living on? I just want it to go away  sad24:

Whatever you or Nod have accidentally left under the seats to decompose...  noooo:
Title: Re: Fruit Fly Fury
Post by: Nick on September 24, 2019, 11:22:09 AM
Just been out. The little bastard is still there  cussing:
Title: Re: Fruit Fly Fury
Post by: Barman on September 24, 2019, 12:32:30 PM
Just been out. The little bastard is still there  cussing:

Fill The Owld Sierra with fly spray and close the door... Simples!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fruit Fly Fury
Post by: apc2010 on September 24, 2019, 12:35:29 PM
Just been out. The little bastard is still there  cussing:

Fill The Owld Sierra with fly spray and close the door... Simples!  :thumbsup:

Poor Nicole ...... noooo:
Title: Re: Fruit Fly Fury
Post by: Nick on September 24, 2019, 12:38:23 PM
YOu want me to buy a whole can of fly spray for ONE fruit fly? ::)
Title: Re: Fruit Fly Fury
Post by: apc2010 on September 24, 2019, 01:03:44 PM
YOu want me to buy a whole can of fly spray for ONE fruit fly? ::)

And a lighter ......... eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fruit Fly Fury
Post by: Nick on September 24, 2019, 01:04:21 PM
 rubschin: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fruit Fly Fury
Post by: Steve on September 24, 2019, 01:08:40 PM
Just been out. The little bastard is still there  cussing:
You sure it's not the great great great grandsprog fruit fly of the original
Title: Re: Fruit Fly Fury
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 24, 2019, 01:21:01 PM
Has Mrs Nick cursed you with a plague of locusts recently ? rubschin:
Title: Re: Fruit Fly Fury
Post by: Nick on September 27, 2019, 02:25:46 PM
The little bastard is still there  cussing:
Title: Re: Fruit Fly Fury
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2019, 02:33:37 PM
The little bastard is still there  cussing:

Quote from: Fruit Fly
Help I'm trapped in a strange see through cave as the giant thing won't let me out!!!  sad24:

 facepalm:
Title: Re: Fruit Fly Fury
Post by: Nick on September 27, 2019, 02:40:33 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Fruit Fly Fury
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2019, 02:57:18 PM
The little bastard is still there  cussing:


YOu want me to buy a whole can of fly spray for ONE fruit fly? ::)


 whistle:
Title: Re: Fruit Fly Fury
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2019, 03:00:35 PM
The little bastard is still there  cussing:


YOu want me to buy a whole can of fly spray for ONE fruit fly? ::)


 whistle:

You want Nick to unleash an entire can of fly spray in a confined space?? Are you mad??

Granted it pretty much guarantees getting rid of the fly but there is only one way that will end...

(https://cdn.hswstatic.com/gif/can-you-blow-up-a-car-by-shooting-the-gas-tank-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Fruit Fly Fury
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2019, 03:06:18 PM
The little bastard is still there  cussing:


YOu want me to buy a whole can of fly spray for ONE fruit fly? ::)


 whistle:

You want Nick to unleash an entire can of fly spray in a confined space?? Are you mad??

Granted it pretty much guarantees getting rid of the fly but there is only one way that will end...

(https://cdn.hswstatic.com/gif/can-you-blow-up-a-car-by-shooting-the-gas-tank-1.jpg)


 redface:
Title: Re: Fruit Fly Fury
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2019, 11:19:56 AM
I have filled my car with Raid eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fruit Fly Fury
Post by: Barman on October 01, 2019, 12:25:40 PM
I have filled my car with Raid eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:


 Sinister:
Title: Re: Fruit Fly Fury
Post by: apc2010 on October 01, 2019, 01:02:06 PM
I have filled my car with Raid eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

More MPG ......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Fruit Fly Fury
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 01, 2019, 03:15:25 PM
 lol: lol: lol:

Have you soaked your dangly fir tree in it ? lol:

Title: Re: Fruit Fly Fury
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2019, 03:46:26 PM
It has gone  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fruit Fly Fury
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 01, 2019, 04:08:08 PM
It has gone  eveilgrin:

Quote from: Fruit Fly
I am just biding my time and will return when it will most irritate the strange orange one

 noooo:
Title: Re: Fruit Fly Fury
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2019, 04:40:33 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Fruit Fly Fury
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 02, 2019, 07:42:07 AM
cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

He's reappeared already? I thought he would have waited longer to lull you into a false sense of security  noooo:
Title: Re: Fruit Fly Fury
Post by: Barman on October 02, 2019, 10:59:08 AM
Put a mahoosive spider in there...  char062

 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Fruit Fly Fury
Post by: Steve on October 02, 2019, 04:08:40 PM
Just crash the car, get it written off and get a new one
Title: Re: Fruit Fly Fury
Post by: Nick on October 02, 2019, 04:27:10 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: redface: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Fruit Fly Fury
Post by: apc2010 on October 03, 2019, 10:28:39 PM
Just crash the car, get it written off and get a new one

 noooo:

Snigger..... redface:
Title: Re: Fruit Fly Fury
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2019, 02:09:51 PM
He's back!  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Fruit Fly Fury
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 04, 2019, 03:03:44 PM
He's back!  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

I tried to warn you but would you listen? Nooooooooooooooooooooo  point:

Quote from: Fruit Fly
I am just biding my time and will return when it will most irritate the strange orange one
Title: Re: Fruit Fly Fury
Post by: Barman on October 04, 2019, 04:31:52 PM
He's back!  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

Spider...  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fruit Fly Fury
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2019, 04:51:35 PM
Aren't you in prison yet?
Title: Re: Fruit Fly Fury
Post by: Barman on October 04, 2019, 04:53:47 PM
Aren't you in prison yet?

Nope...  angel1
Title: Re: Fruit Fly Fury
Post by: Steve on October 04, 2019, 07:58:38 PM
He's back!  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
happ096

There's only one Fruity Fly
One Fruity fly
He annoys our Nick
He makes him sick
Buzzing in a fruity wonderland

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