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Title: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 23, 2019, 12:14:43 PM
The Paphos Mcdonalds Worshippers must be in a complete flap


Awaiting the sensible social media enquiries  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 23, 2019, 12:15:57 PM
Don't worry Apey ...we will have a whip round for you  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2019, 12:16:47 PM
Don't worry Apey ...we will have a whip round for you  :thumbsup:

Will we?  eeek:
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 23, 2019, 12:19:47 PM
Don't worry Apey ...we will have a whip round for you  :thumbsup:

Will we?  eeek:

Yes of course ...  we will pass the whip around whip: lol:
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Steve on September 23, 2019, 12:24:12 PM
The Paphos Mcdonalds Worshippers must be in a complete flap


Awaiting the sensible social media enquiries  noooo: noooo: noooo:
The bad news is the CAA is determined to get all back to the UK.  Fair enough for most but what a chance to just leave our more tattooed feckwits on someone else's back door  eveilgrin:

As for those pics of parents with kids wondering how they will get home then they shouldn't have taken them out during term time should they. 

 
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2019, 12:24:45 PM
Don't worry Apey ...we will have a whip round for you  :thumbsup:

Will we?  eeek:

Yes of course ...  we will pass the whip around whip: lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 23, 2019, 12:38:17 PM
Some bint was just on the news moaning cos they had arranged her flight back but it was to Birmingham . Then a coach was being provided back to Glasgow. Of course she was 'disabled' and  the coach journey would be a pain for her etc etc etc.

For gods sake get some perspective !!!!!

150,000 have got to get back . evil: evil: evil:
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: apc2010 on September 23, 2019, 12:48:00 PM
I am FUCKED...........no dosh for last month ....I still have to pay my Dj's /suppliers ...

I am honouring today's booking ..from my pocket .. noooo:

PLUS any deposits ..I have got from private bookings who had flights with T/C ..asking for money back !!!!
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Steve on September 23, 2019, 01:00:11 PM
I am FUCKED...........no dosh for last month ....I still have to pay my Dj's /suppliers ...

I am honouring today's booking ..from my pocket .. noooo:

PLUS any deposits ..I have got from private bookings who had flights with T/C ..asking for money back !!!!
Not funny at all

How much of your business came through Thomas Cook?
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: apc2010 on September 23, 2019, 01:10:41 PM
I am FUCKED...........no dosh for last month ....I still have to pay my Dj's /suppliers ...

I am honouring today's booking ..from my pocket .. noooo:

PLUS any deposits ..I have got from private bookings who had flights with T/C ..asking for money back !!!!
Not funny at all

How much of your business came through Thomas Cook?

About 8k a year ?? ......but majority I "subbed" ...so won't cripple me ...but a huge whole ..!!!!!

Had 5 this week alone ..
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Nick on September 23, 2019, 01:28:22 PM
They will just have to use SLeazyjet and book you direct  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: apc2010 on September 23, 2019, 01:35:59 PM
They will just have to use SLeazyjet and book you direct  :thumbsup:

Fingers crossed ...
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 23, 2019, 02:03:51 PM
Indeed the destination and purpose for going there won't change   :thumbsup:

But still  a nightmare for you guys ( and many others) at the moment noooo:
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Nick on September 23, 2019, 02:19:17 PM
Now that TC is worth about 4p some asset stripper will step in and cherry pick any profitable bits and sell off the assets.

Ker- Ching!
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 23, 2019, 02:25:45 PM
There is now a petition being run on Change.org to force the government to step in and save the company.  rubschin:

Over 70k signatures so far, didn't realise there were that many people who fly overseas just to eat McDonalds  rubschin:

https://www.change.org/p/uk-government-save-thomas-cook/sign?cs_tk=Asw13fz1iDXhBkvIjF0AAXicyyvNyQEABF8BvB8NXd1ckgtIcBA51_D1KjE%3D&utm_campaign=08ed5310f6e04d8a82d5f0d127e63762&utm_medium=email&utm_source=aa_sign_ask&utm_term=cs
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2019, 03:15:51 PM
Now that TC is worth about 4p some asset stripper will step in and cherry pick any profitable bits and sell off the assets.

Ker- Ching!

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Nick on September 23, 2019, 03:24:05 PM
They will, of course, present themselves as saviours: We cannot let the proud name of Thomas Cook die....yadda yadda yadda....
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 23, 2019, 03:31:51 PM
And find a way to blame it on Brexit  noooo:
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2019, 04:22:11 PM
And find a way to blame it on Brexit  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol: evil:
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Nick on September 23, 2019, 04:23:31 PM
ANd then be revealed to be a front for Chinese money.......
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 23, 2019, 05:14:41 PM
And find a way to blame it on Brexit  noooo:

You mean that there is something out there they don't blame on Brexit?  noooo:
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Steve on September 23, 2019, 05:32:41 PM
And find a way to blame it on Brexit  noooo:

You mean that there is something out there they don't blame on Brexit?  noooo:
Can I blame Brexit for Brexit?
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 23, 2019, 05:57:43 PM
And find a way to blame it on Brexit  noooo:

You mean that there is something out there they don't blame on Brexit?  noooo:
Can I blame Brexit for Brexit?

I'm sure someone has already tried to  noooo:
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 23, 2019, 07:03:31 PM
So ...should be a few cheap holidays going soon if hotels have all these empty rooms ? rubschin:
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Nick on September 23, 2019, 07:07:54 PM
facepalm: facepalm: facepalm:
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: apc2010 on September 23, 2019, 10:46:36 PM
So ...should be a few cheap holidays going soon if hotels have all these empty rooms ? rubschin:

Mate's rates..for wedding....... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 24, 2019, 01:25:35 PM
The Wetherspoons option is looking likely  ;D
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: apc2010 on September 24, 2019, 01:53:43 PM
The Wetherspoons option is looking likely  ;D

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Nick on September 24, 2019, 01:59:04 PM
https://www.lcdviews.com/2019/09/20/wetherspoons-launches-cruise-ship-for-racist-pensioners/ (https://www.lcdviews.com/2019/09/20/wetherspoons-launches-cruise-ship-for-racist-pensioners/)
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: apc2010 on September 24, 2019, 02:07:27 PM
Now the brides are contacting me direct for refunds..!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:


Having to explain not been paid either .....

others asking if wedding goes ahead can i do it for free ... eeek:
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Steve on September 24, 2019, 02:37:14 PM
Now the brides are contacting me direct for refunds..!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:


Having to explain not been paid either .....

others asking if wedding goes ahead can i do it for free ... eeek:
noooo:

Do you think they're dim or just trying it?
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 24, 2019, 02:45:10 PM
Clutching at all the straws methinks
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Nick on September 24, 2019, 02:49:39 PM
Seeing Suzi in WESTMINSTER for lunch tomorrow. SHe was going on a Thomas Cook holiday to Greece with some loony girlfriend. SHe is glad they have gone bust  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Barman on September 24, 2019, 03:00:46 PM
Clutching at all the straws methinks

In McDonald's...?
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 24, 2019, 03:07:15 PM
Clutching at all the straws methinks

In McDonald's...?

Better not clutch them too hard then, their paper straws are bleedin' useless..  noooo:
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 24, 2019, 03:13:22 PM
Seeing Suzi in WESTMINSTER for lunch tomorrow. SHe was going on a Thomas Cook holiday to Greece with some loony girlfriend. SHe is glad they have gone bust  :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Barman on September 24, 2019, 03:22:40 PM
Clutching at all the straws methinks

In McDonald's...?

Better not clutch them too hard then, their paper straws are bleedin' useless..  noooo:

Still have plastic ones here!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: apc2010 on September 24, 2019, 10:16:05 PM
Now the brides are contacting me direct for refunds..!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:


Having to explain not been paid either .....

others asking if wedding goes ahead can i do it for free ... eeek:
noooo:

Do you think they're dim or just trying it?

Dim ..with quotes like this ...

"we married at this beuitfull hotel wished we was there now x "

you guess ....... ;D
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 24, 2019, 10:19:07 PM
Yep ...no apostrophe in that sentence  lol:
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: apc2010 on September 25, 2019, 12:11:05 PM
Serious...I see they are blaming Bre-exit for Thomas Cook now ....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 25, 2019, 02:12:23 PM
Serious...I see they are blaming Bre-exit for Thomas Cook now ....... rubschin:

Of course they are, ignoring the (to say the least) dodgy accounting they used to massively inflate the company profits and line the bosses pockets with an increased bonus.
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: apc2010 on September 25, 2019, 03:16:49 PM
Serious...I see they are blaming Bre-exit for Thomas Cook now ....... rubschin:

Of course they are, ignoring the (to say the least) dodgy accounting they used to massively inflate the company profits and line the bosses pockets with an increased bonus.

 eeek:
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 25, 2019, 03:42:55 PM
Serious...I see they are blaming Bre-exit for Thomas Cook now ....... rubschin:

Of course they are, ignoring the (to say the least) dodgy accounting they used to massively inflate the company profits and line the bosses pockets with an increased bonus.

 eeek:

The story is in a bunch of papers but this is the first one I can access as I've used my weekly allowance of articles for most of them already

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7498669/Thomas-Cooks-auditor-warned-firm-stop-using-accounting-method-boost-pay.html
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 25, 2019, 05:02:02 PM
I can't click on that..it's too newsy  whistle:
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Barman on September 25, 2019, 05:03:54 PM
I can't click on that..it's too newsy  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:

Good girl!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: apc2010 on September 26, 2019, 11:54:56 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/BX9Qsfg7/70847276-10157197421771293-1162540951449632768-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/BX9Qsfg7)


Poor F88ker...... noooo:
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Steve on September 26, 2019, 12:25:46 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/BX9Qsfg7/70847276-10157197421771293-1162540951449632768-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/BX9Qsfg7)


Poor F88ker...... noooo:
noooo: noooo:

What were his parents thinking giving him that name?
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Barman on September 26, 2019, 12:33:51 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/BX9Qsfg7/70847276-10157197421771293-1162540951449632768-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/BX9Qsfg7)


Poor F88ker...... noooo:


happy001
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 27, 2019, 08:48:42 AM

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Poor F88ker...... noooo:
noooo: noooo:

What were his parents thinking giving him that name?
Quite.
Poor Daz must have endured endless washing powder jibes at school.
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Steve on September 27, 2019, 08:54:18 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/BX9Qsfg7/70847276-10157197421771293-1162540951449632768-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/BX9Qsfg7)


Poor F88ker...... noooo:
noooo: noooo:

What were his parents thinking giving him that name?
Quite.
Poor Daz must have endured endless washing powder jibes at school.
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Nick on September 27, 2019, 08:56:10 AM
It was well known in my school days that there was a listing in the local phone book for "Bear, Rupert".

I am afraid he got a lot of unwanted calls   redface:
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Steve on September 27, 2019, 08:58:36 AM
It was well known in my school days that there was a listing in the local phone book for "Bear, Rupert".

I am afraid he got a lot of unwanted calls   redface:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2019, 09:38:10 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/BX9Qsfg7/70847276-10157197421771293-1162540951449632768-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/BX9Qsfg7)


Poor F88ker...... noooo:
noooo: noooo:

What were his parents thinking giving him that name?
Quite.
Poor Daz must have endured endless washing powder jibes at school.

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: apc2010 on September 27, 2019, 12:34:14 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/BX9Qsfg7/70847276-10157197421771293-1162540951449632768-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/BX9Qsfg7)


Poor F88ker...... noooo:
noooo: noooo:

What were his parents thinking giving him that name?
Quite.
Poor Daz must have endured endless washing powder jibes at school.

 drumroll:

 drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: apc2010 on September 29, 2019, 03:53:14 PM
Still dealing with this F88king mess .......... noooo:

Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: apc2010 on October 14, 2019, 05:10:04 PM
So today get msg ...we have money for you .......... Thumbs: cloud9:

A lousy 190 euros... rubschin:

out of 1000s....... evil:

But better than nothing tho and was expecting FA ... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Barman on October 14, 2019, 05:11:29 PM
So today get msg ...we have money for you .......... Thumbs: cloud9:

A lousy 190 euros... rubschin:

out of 1000s....... evil:

But better than nothing tho and was expecting FA ... Thumbs:

Lend us a fiver!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: apc2010 on October 14, 2019, 05:57:22 PM
So today get msg ...we have money for you .......... Thumbs: cloud9:

A lousy 190 euros... rubschin:

out of 1000s....... evil:

But better than nothing tho and was expecting FA ... Thumbs:

Lend us a fiver!  :thumbsup:

You think I saw any of it ... noooo:..they called Miss T ... noooo:
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Nick on October 14, 2019, 06:01:59 PM
New handbag and shoes  cloud9:
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: apc2010 on October 14, 2019, 06:15:35 PM
New handbag and shoes  cloud9:

 cussing:
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Barman on October 14, 2019, 06:15:51 PM
New handbag and shoes  cloud9:

Shoes... Drool:
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 14, 2019, 06:16:52 PM
New handbag and shoes  cloud9:

Shoes... Drool:

She's going to have to buy another pair now you've ruined those ones with your drool...  noooo:
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Nick on October 14, 2019, 06:23:27 PM
Ah yes, I had forgot. I have a whole lot of Miss I's shoes here....... whistle:
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 14, 2019, 06:26:17 PM
Ah yes, I had forgot. I have a whole lot of Miss I's shoes here....... whistle:

And the list of evidence of Nick and Baldymort being long lost siblings grows longer and longer...  whistle:
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Barman on October 14, 2019, 06:30:50 PM
Ah yes, I had forgot. I have a whole lot of Miss I's shoes here....... whistle:

No doubt they won't fit her any more!  point:
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Nick on October 14, 2019, 06:55:37 PM
Child  ::)
Title: Re: Don't just book it ......
Post by: Steve on October 14, 2019, 07:16:41 PM
Ah yes, I had forgot. I have a whole lot of Miss I's shoes here....... whistle:

No doubt they won't fit her any more!  point:
lol: lol: lol: