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Title: The All New Apey Rant Thread
Post by: Barman on September 18, 2019, 10:29:04 AM
Nice and ready like...  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The All New Apey Rant Thread
Post by: apc2010 on September 18, 2019, 10:33:00 AM
 cloud9:

Need to put a warning ... rubschin:

Nah Fuck it ........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: The All New Apey Rant Thread
Post by: apc2010 on September 18, 2019, 10:38:30 AM
Sooooooooooo........

Please do not stop using me and my services ..only when you need me .. noooo:

Do not call the day before ..and then ask "well can you yourself not do it" ..

"I really need help" ..does not work ..when you gave not used me all fucking year .!!

On the other hand if you beg me for work all year ..don't say .."no can't work going to watch footy " ....maybe the reason you got no work ........ rubschin:




Just warming up .... cussing: cussing: Angry9:

Title: Re: The All New Apey Rant Thread
Post by: Barman on September 18, 2019, 10:44:06 AM
Sooooooooooo........

Please do not stop using me and my services ..only when you need me .. noooo:

Do not call the day before ..and then ask "well can you yourself not do it" ..

"I really need help" ..does not work ..when you gave not used me all fucking year .!!

On the other hand if you beg me for work all year ..don't say .."no can't work going to watch footy " ....maybe the reason you got no work ........ rubschin:




Just warming up .... cussing: cussing: Angry9:


 happ096
Title: Re: The All New Apey Rant Thread
Post by: apc2010 on September 18, 2019, 10:56:34 AM
The day keeps on giving ......... cussing:

Doing a private party tomorrow ..7 till 11 ... Thumbs:

they call ...the venue wants you set up at 5 pm..

(by now I am already in pissed off mode ..see above ).. cussing:

is the venue gonna pay from 5 pm ???.....NO ....

"see you 7 " .......... whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Apey Rant Thread
Post by: apc2010 on September 18, 2019, 11:12:50 AM
Another call...need dj ...... noooo:

really tempted to reply .."Me too " ....... rubschin:









I can see me dropping the C-bomb by end of day to someone .. evil:
Title: Re: The All New Apey Rant Thread
Post by: apc2010 on September 18, 2019, 11:19:42 AM
ANOTHER CALL .......I need a Dj tomorrow and Friday ... eeek: eeek:

so as it stands ..4 weddings no Djs..

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: The All New Apey Rant Thread
Post by: Barman on September 18, 2019, 12:32:34 PM
ANOTHER CALL .......I need a Dj tomorrow and Friday ... eeek: eeek:

so as it stands ..4 weddings no Djs..

 eeek: eeek:

Any funerals...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New Apey Rant Thread
Post by: apc2010 on September 18, 2019, 01:39:25 PM
ANOTHER CALL .......I need a Dj tomorrow and Friday ... eeek: eeek:

so as it stands ..4 weddings no Djs..

 eeek: eeek:

Any funerals...?  rubschin:

 cussing:


The funny thing is ..the wedding on Friday is Sierra Leone groom ..I have 4 hours of their music ... rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New Apey Rant Thread
Post by: Steve on September 18, 2019, 02:35:23 PM
Sooooooooooo........

Please do not stop using me and my services ..only when you need me .. noooo:

Do not call the day before ..and then ask "well can you yourself not do it" ..

"I really need help" ..does not work ..when you gave not used me all fucking year .!!

On the other hand if you beg me for work all year ..don't say .."no can't work going to watch footy " ....maybe the reason you got no work ........ rubschin:




Just warming up .... cussing: cussing: Angry9:


 happ096
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The All New Apey Rant Thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 18, 2019, 05:04:42 PM
ANOTHER CALL .......I need a Dj tomorrow and Friday ... eeek: eeek:

so as it stands ..4 weddings no Djs..

 eeek: eeek:

Any funerals...?  rubschin:

 cussing:


The funny thing is ..the wedding on Friday is Sierra Leone groom ..I have 4 hours of their music ... rubschin:

Sierra Leone you say, could have hired this glockenspiel musician...

https://youtu.be/NNFlAzVhSVw

 redface:
Title: Re: The All New Apey Rant Thread
Post by: apc2010 on September 19, 2019, 07:23:30 PM
Today was the worse day of work tn 14 years ........Stand by ....... cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: censored: censored: censored: censored: censored: censored: censored: censored: censored: censored: censored: censored: censored: censored: censored: censored: censored: censored:
Title: Re: The All New Apey Rant Thread
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2019, 07:31:30 PM
Foggy and the Moke?
Title: Re: The All New Apey Rant Thread
Post by: Steve on September 19, 2019, 09:14:22 PM
Popcorn:
Title: Re: The All New Apey Rant Thread
Post by: apc2010 on September 19, 2019, 09:22:41 PM
Working for C888S....and employing C""ts......... Angry9: Angry9:
Title: Re: The All New Apey Rant Thread
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2019, 04:00:27 AM
Working for C888S....and employing C""ts......... Angry9: Angry9:

pathead:
Title: Re: The All New Apey Rant Thread
Post by: apc2010 on September 21, 2019, 12:31:18 PM
DO NOT PHONE ME AT 8 am ... cussing:

More to follow...............................................
Title: Re: The All New Apey Rant Thread
Post by: Nick on September 21, 2019, 04:43:06 PM
What is your number?  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Apey Rant Thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 21, 2019, 05:26:32 PM
DO NOT PHONE ME AT 8 am ... cussing:

More to follow...............................................

Your time or UK time...  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Apey Rant Thread
Post by: apc2010 on September 21, 2019, 11:25:58 PM
12 missed calls this morning from a 1st choice rep ...from 8am ........

just checking for Sat wedding ...(never missed a wedding EVER..so why check ??)..

This is from a rep ..who ..turns her phone off at 6pm .....which is when any problems at a wedding happen ..food..transport ...photos etc ....

Last time we had a MAJOR problem ..she didn't know till next day !!!!!!

 cussing:
Title: Re: The All New Apey Rant Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 22, 2019, 08:32:20 AM
Sensible girl  :thumbsup: lol:
Title: Re: The All New Apey Rant Thread
Post by: apc2010 on September 22, 2019, 02:35:12 PM
Sensible girl  :thumbsup: lol:

 cussing:
Title: Re: The All New Apey Rant Thread
Post by: apc2010 on September 23, 2019, 12:14:23 PM
Thanl you Thomas Cook .......... cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:


No money for last month ..C888S........

as I am a decent bloke ...I will honour today's booking for the bride ..from my pocket ..!!!!!!
Title: Re: The All New Apey Rant Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 23, 2019, 12:21:45 PM
Thanl you Thomas Cook .......... cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:


No money for last month ..C888S........

as I am a decent bloke ...I will honour today's booking for the bride ..from my pocket ..!!!!!!
Shocked:
Title: Re: The All New Apey Rant Thread
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2019, 12:24:05 PM
Thanl you Thomas Cook .......... cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:


No money for last month ..C888S........

as I am a decent bloke ...I will honour today's booking for the bride ..from my pocket ..!!!!!!


(https://i.postimg.cc/kR4vzM4M/IMG-20181117-0001-1024x1024-2x.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/kR4vzM4M)


 whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Apey Rant Thread
Post by: Steve on September 23, 2019, 12:25:00 PM
Thanl you Thomas Cook .......... cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:


No money for last month ..C888S........

as I am a decent bloke ...I will honour today's booking for the bride ..from my pocket ..!!!!!!
noooo:

and

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The All New Apey Rant Thread
Post by: Nick on September 23, 2019, 04:11:06 PM
Did Foggy have to unstitch your pockets?
Title: Re: The All New Apey Rant Thread
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2019, 04:21:24 PM
Did Foggy have to unstitch your pockets?

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The All New Apey Rant Thread
Post by: apc2010 on October 07, 2019, 02:58:50 PM
Had our Paypal account blocked coz a F888ing stupid B2B has had her wedding lost though T/C and as she had paid THEM for Dj ..put a refund complaint into ME !!!!!


 Angry9: Banghead cussing: Banghead Angry9: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Angry9:

Serious Piss boiling here .!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: The All New Apey Rant Thread
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2019, 03:01:53 PM
I blame the Comprehensive system  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Apey Rant Thread
Post by: Barman on October 07, 2019, 03:02:36 PM
I blame the Comprehensive system  noooo:

Oi!  cussing:
Title: Re: The All New Apey Rant Thread
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2019, 03:03:32 PM
I rest my case  angel1
Title: Re: The All New Apey Rant Thread
Post by: Steve on October 07, 2019, 03:41:36 PM
Had our Paypal account blocked coz a F888ing stupid B2B has had her wedding lost though T/C and as she had paid THEM for Dj ..put a refund complaint into ME !!!!!


 Angry9: Banghead cussing: Banghead Angry9: Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing: Angry9:

Serious Piss boiling here .!!!!!!!!!!
What a stupid cow.  Hopefully PayPal end up blocking her account
Title: Re: The All New Apey Rant Thread
Post by: apc2010 on October 15, 2019, 06:33:07 PM
So  bride I booked from FB (TMJS )....... ::)


was travelling with Thomas Cook ...now she has changed to Thompsons (TUI )...and booking all wedding tho them ...

Tui call " How much comission are we getting "............. eeek: eeek:


Can see this one being a MAJOR problem ... noooo:

Title: Re: The All New Apey Rant Thread
Post by: Barman on October 16, 2019, 03:18:13 AM
So  bride I booked from FB (TMJS )....... ::)


was travelling with Thomas Cook ...now she has changed to Thompsons (TUI )...and booking all wedding tho them ...

Tui call " How much comission are we getting "............. eeek: eeek:


Can see this one being a MAJOR problem ... noooo:

Ask them how much you are getting for the flight booking!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The All New Apey Rant Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 16, 2019, 12:53:22 PM
So  bride I booked from FB (TMJS )....... ::)


was travelling with Thomas Cook ...now she has changed to Thompsons (TUI )...and booking all wedding tho them ...

Tui call " How much comission are we getting "............. eeek: eeek:


Can see this one being a MAJOR problem ... noooo:
Tell them is is the same amount as your Corporate Client Booking Surcharge.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The All New Apey Rant Thread
Post by: Barman on October 16, 2019, 12:56:55 PM
So  bride I booked from FB (TMJS )....... ::)


was travelling with Thomas Cook ...now she has changed to Thompsons (TUI )...and booking all wedding tho them ...

Tui call " How much comission are we getting "............. eeek: eeek:


Can see this one being a MAJOR problem ... noooo:
Tell them is is the same amount as your Corporate Client Booking Surcharge.  :thumbsup:

 happ096