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Title: Beyond Stupid Part ??.......
Post by: apc2010 on August 31, 2019, 02:25:52 PM
One if the wedding photographers has posted on social media ..that "it is so hot ..can't wait until the season finishes "......... eeek:

AND !!!!!!!  other suppliers have agreed .. eeek: .... noooo:

How special must the B2B feel now on their special day ..????????  noooo:

I finish every correspondence with B2B with .." looking forward to YOUR special day "

Am I ....NO ..couldn't give a rat's arse if it is a wedding or dog's christening ..just pay me ..

BUT at least give the illusion . ...



Title: Re: Beyond Stupid Part ??.......
Post by: Steve on August 31, 2019, 02:34:27 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Beyond Stupid Part ??.......
Post by: Barman on September 01, 2019, 04:38:57 AM
One if the wedding photographers has posted on social media ..that "it is so hot ..can't wait until the season finishes "......... eeek:

AND !!!!!!!  other suppliers have agreed .. eeek: .... noooo:

How special must the B2B feel now on their special day ..????????  noooo:

I finish every correspondence with B2B with .." looking forward to YOUR special day "

Am I ....NO ..couldn't give a rat's arse if it is a wedding or dog's christening ..just pay me ..

BUT at least give the illusion . ...

 happ096
Title: Re: Beyond Stupid Part ??.......
Post by: apc2010 on September 01, 2019, 05:45:28 PM
NOW...B2B are asking "is it that hot " on the post !!!!


FFS....... Banghead Banghead

Title: Re: Beyond Stupid Part ??.......
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 01, 2019, 06:01:38 PM
Ffs . If they are worried about temperatures just stay in Blighty and get spliced and diced  noooo:
Title: Re: Beyond Stupid Part ??.......
Post by: apc2010 on September 01, 2019, 07:35:30 PM
Ffs . If they are worried about temperatures just stay in Blighty and get spliced and diced  noooo:

No ..LIE to them ..it's the way Thumbs: ....or word it cleverly .."Yes there will be sun on your day so you can enjoy the beach views outside " ....
Title: Re: Beyond Stupid Part ??.......
Post by: Steve on September 01, 2019, 07:49:58 PM
Ffs . If they are worried about temperatures just stay in Blighty and get spliced and diced  noooo:

No ..LIE to them ..it's the way Thumbs: ....or word it cleverly .."Yes there will be sun on your day so you can enjoy the beach views outside " ....
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Beyond Stupid Part ??.......
Post by: Barman on September 02, 2019, 03:48:05 AM
Ffs . If they are worried about temperatures just stay in Blighty and get spliced and diced  noooo:

No ..LIE to them ..it's the way Thumbs: ....or word it cleverly .."Yes there will be sun on your day so you can enjoy the beach views outside but your high heels will sink into the sand and when you take hem off your feet will get burnt to fuck and you'll be hopping around like loonies" ....


 whistle:
Title: Re: Beyond Stupid Part ??.......
Post by: apc2010 on September 02, 2019, 03:33:08 PM
Ffs . If they are worried about temperatures just stay in Blighty and get spliced and diced  noooo:

No ..LIE to them ..it's the way Thumbs: ....or word it cleverly .."Yes there will be sun on your day so you can enjoy the beach views outside but your high heels will sink into the sand and when you take hem off your feet will get burnt to fuck and you'll be hopping around like loonies" ....


 whistle:

I prefer the term "dancing in the sand " ..... Thumbs: NO need for shoes ...

Title: Re: Beyond Stupid Part ??.......
Post by: Barman on September 03, 2019, 03:41:49 AM
Ffs . If they are worried about temperatures just stay in Blighty and get spliced and diced  noooo:

No ..LIE to them ..it's the way Thumbs: ....or word it cleverly .."Yes there will be sun on your day so you can enjoy the beach views outside but your high heels will sink into the sand and when you take hem off your feet will get burnt to fuck and you'll be hopping around like loonies" ....


 whistle:

I prefer the term "dancing in the sand " ..... Thumbs: NO need for shoes ...

 lol:
Title: Re: Beyond Stupid Part ??.......
Post by: Steve on September 03, 2019, 08:15:06 AM
Ffs . If they are worried about temperatures just stay in Blighty and get spliced and diced  noooo:

No ..LIE to them ..it's the way Thumbs: ....or word it cleverly .."Yes there will be sun on your day so you can enjoy the beach views outside but your high heels will sink into the sand and when you take hem off your feet will get burnt to fuck and you'll be hopping around like loonies" ....


 whistle:

I prefer the term "dancing in the sand " ..... Thumbs: NO need for shoes ...

 lol:
lol: lol:

With marketing skills like that Apey could sell that sand to Arabs
Title: Re: Beyond Stupid Part ??.......
Post by: apc2010 on September 03, 2019, 04:38:08 PM
Ffs . If they are worried about temperatures just stay in Blighty and get spliced and diced  noooo:

No ..LIE to them ..it's the way Thumbs: ....or word it cleverly .."Yes there will be sun on your day so you can enjoy the beach views outside but your high heels will sink into the sand and when you take hem off your feet will get burnt to fuck and you'll be hopping around like loonies" ....


 whistle:

I prefer the term "dancing in the sand " ..... Thumbs: NO need for shoes ...

 lol:
lol: lol:

With marketing skills like that Apey could sell that sand to Arabs

 cloud9:


Or to BM.s builder ....... whistle: