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Title: @ McDonald's
Post by: Barman on August 17, 2019, 01:24:07 PM
Stopped for a McBurger on the way to the DIY place today...

Sitting outside next to the Drive Thru. Car pulls up to the ordering point...

Driver: Bacon &b Egg McMuffin please.
Server: Sorry Sir, breakfast has finished.
D: Okay, I'll have three boxes of 20 McNuggets and one box 9 McNuggets...
S: Sorry Sir...?
D: I'll have three boxes of 20 McNuggets and one box 9 McNuggets...
S: Can you pull round to the next window please...?


That escalated quickly!  eeek:
Title: Re: @ McDonald's
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 17, 2019, 07:18:22 PM
Stopped for a McBurger on the way to the DIY place today...

Sitting outside next to the Drive Thru. Car pulls up to the ordering point...

Driver: Bacon &b Egg McMuffin please.
Server: Sorry Sir, breakfast has finished.
D: Okay, I'll have three boxes of 20 McNuggets and one box 9 McNuggets...
S: Sorry Sir...?
D: I'll have three boxes of 20 McNuggets and one box 9 McNuggets...
S: Can you pull round to the next window please...?


That escalated quickly!  eeek:
Shrugs:
Title: Re: @ McDonald's
Post by: apc2010 on August 17, 2019, 07:59:00 PM
Stopped for a McBurger on the way to the DIY place today...

Sitting outside next to the Drive Thru. Car pulls up to the ordering point...

Driver: Bacon &b Egg McMuffin please.
Server: Sorry Sir, breakfast has finished.
D: Okay, I'll have three boxes of 20 McNuggets and one box 9 McNuggets...
S: Sorry Sir...?
D: I'll have three boxes of 20 McNuggets and one box 9 McNuggets...
S: Can you pull round to the next window please...?


That escalated quickly!  eeek:
Shrugs:

It is a service where the uneducated cook and feed the unwashed .... Thumbs:
Title: Re: @ McDonald's
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 18, 2019, 09:00:00 AM
Stopped for a McBurger on the way to the DIY place today...

Sitting outside next to the Drive Thru. Car pulls up to the ordering point...

Driver: Bacon &b Egg McMuffin please.
Server: Sorry Sir, breakfast has finished.
D: Okay, I'll have three boxes of 20 McNuggets and one box 9 McNuggets...
S: Sorry Sir...?
D: I'll have three boxes of 20 McNuggets and one box 9 McNuggets...
S: Can you pull round to the next window please...?


That escalated quickly!  eeek:
Shrugs:

It is a service where the uneducated cook and feed the unwashed .... Thumbs:
Thank you, I wasn't sure.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: @ McDonald's
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2019, 11:55:01 AM
Stopped for a McBurger on the way to the DIY place today...

Sitting outside next to the Drive Thru. Car pulls up to the ordering point...

Driver: Bacon &b Egg McMuffin please.
Server: Sorry Sir, breakfast has finished.
D: Okay, I'll have three boxes of 20 McNuggets and one box 9 McNuggets...
S: Sorry Sir...?
D: I'll have three boxes of 20 McNuggets and one box 9 McNuggets...
S: Can you pull round to the next window please...?


That escalated quickly!  eeek:
Shrugs:

It is a service where the uneducated cook and feed the unwashed .... Thumbs:

Oi!  cussing:
Title: Re: @ McDonald's
Post by: apc2010 on August 18, 2019, 03:35:47 PM
Stopped for a McBurger on the way to the DIY place today...

Sitting outside next to the Drive Thru. Car pulls up to the ordering point...

Driver: Bacon &b Egg McMuffin please.
Server: Sorry Sir, breakfast has finished.
D: Okay, I'll have three boxes of 20 McNuggets and one box 9 McNuggets...
S: Sorry Sir...?
D: I'll have three boxes of 20 McNuggets and one box 9 McNuggets...
S: Can you pull round to the next window please...?


That escalated quickly!  eeek:
Shrugs:

It is a service where the uneducated cook and feed the unwashed .... Thumbs:

Oi!  cussing:

You won't get sacked ........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: @ McDonald's
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2019, 04:20:56 PM
Stopped for a McBurger on the way to the DIY place today...

Sitting outside next to the Drive Thru. Car pulls up to the ordering point...

Driver: Bacon &b Egg McMuffin please.
Server: Sorry Sir, breakfast has finished.
D: Okay, I'll have three boxes of 20 McNuggets and one box 9 McNuggets...
S: Sorry Sir...?
D: I'll have three boxes of 20 McNuggets and one box 9 McNuggets...
S: Can you pull round to the next window please...?


That escalated quickly!  eeek:
Shrugs:

It is a service where the uneducated cook and feed the unwashed .... Thumbs:

Oi!  cussing:

You won't get sacked ........ Thumbs:

 cloud9:
Title: Re: @ McDonald's
Post by: Steve on August 18, 2019, 05:01:31 PM
Why do people slag off McDees?

Been arguing with some prat on another forum.  Turns out he's never ever even been in a McDees let alone eaten their rather tasty grub

Title: Re: @ McDonald's
Post by: apc2010 on August 18, 2019, 05:07:32 PM
Why do people slag off McDees?

Been arguing with some prat on another forum.  Turns out he's never ever even been in a McDees let alone eaten their rather tasty grub

Because it is associated with scum-bags who eat there everyday..(don't cook )..and if it's not a McThingy" ..Beckham or Chelsea (or some other split condom/one night stand result ) ..won't eat it ..


Title: Re: @ McDonald's
Post by: Steve on August 18, 2019, 05:15:28 PM
Why do people slag off McDees?

Been arguing with some prat on another forum.  Turns out he's never ever even been in a McDees let alone eaten their rather tasty grub

Because it is associated with scum-bags who eat there everyday..(don't cook )..and if it's not a McThingy" ..Beckham or Chelsea (or some other split condom/one night stand result ) ..won't eat it ..
Nah

Maybe you don't like it cos they expect you to pay before you eat

No one of any sense eats there every day or pretends it's haute cuisine or an ideal evening out for 2.  But it is very tasty grub at a fair price and when you're hungry it's ideal

(Burger King similar)
Title: Re: @ McDonald's
Post by: apc2010 on August 18, 2019, 06:46:21 PM
Why do people slag off McDees?

Been arguing with some prat on another forum.  Turns out he's never ever even been in a McDees let alone eaten their rather tasty grub

Because it is associated with scum-bags who eat there everyday..(don't cook )..and if it's not a McThingy" ..Beckham or Chelsea (or some other split condom/one night stand result ) ..won't eat it ..
Nah

Maybe you don't like it cos they expect you to pay before you eat

No one of any sense eats there every day or pretends it's haute cuisine or an ideal evening out for 2.  But it is very tasty grub at a fair price and when you're hungry it's ideal

(Burger King similar)

I agree at midnight when I finish it is the best food in the world ....but there are people who eat there everyday !!

Generally scumbags..with little bastards who don't know the meaning of NO ...