The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on August 16, 2019, 08:07:43 AM
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Possibly with an added visit from Pasties cloud9:
What can possibly go wrong?
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I'm sure Nod will manage something new and creative
and you will outdo him
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Nod is giving a lecture next week at the Vicar's Daughter's museum. It is 6 miles from his house. He asked her for a travel itinerary facepalm:
Guess who is giving him a lift there and back angel1
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Nod is giving a lecture next week at the Vicar's Daughter's museum. It is 6 miles from his house. He asked her for a travel itinerary facepalm:
Guess who is giving him a lift there and back angel1
Wouldn't it be smarter just to give him a lift there?
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eveilgrin: Yes, but now I have to take the Vicar's Daughter home too. noooo:
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When does this event take place .....the senior version of The Inbetweeners movie :thumbsup:
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Blast off is September 11th, or 9/11 as the colonials call it rubschin:
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Blast off is September 11th, or 9/11 as the colonials call it rubschin:
scared2:
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Given that it's Nick and Nod what are the odds they've managed to bugger up the reservations. Cue the tragical mystery tour... whistle:
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Look at both your and Nod's track records and tell me I'm wrong... whistle:
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Nothing can possibly go wrong cussing: cussing:
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Nothing can possibly go wrong cussing: cussing:
Of course, of course... whistle:
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Unless the Spanish plod catch up with us for that unpaid fine from the last trip scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Unless the Spanish plod catch up with us for that unpaid fine from the last trip scared2: scared2: scared2:
Flagged for being PNG and caught at the airport you say... rubschin:
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sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
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Unless the Spanish plod catch up with us for that unpaid fine from the last trip scared2: scared2: scared2:
I'm sure the excellent state of UK Spanish relations will see you released from jail within 2 weeks
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It's OK Nick, I'm sure that the rest of the members here will be happy to campaign for your and Nod's release. :thumbsup:
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It's OK Nick, I'm sure that the rest of the members here will be happy to campaign for your and Nod's release. :thumbsup:
happy001
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sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
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It's OK Nick, I'm sure that the rest of the members here will be happy to campaign for your and Nod's release. :thumbsup:
happy001
Don't be like that Steve, I've already figured out merchandising to fund the campaign. A whole range of T-shirts, hoodies, caps, mugs, stickers etc emblazoned with "FREE THE BIRD BRAINED 2" whistle:
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It's OK Nick, I'm sure that the rest of the members here will be happy to campaign for your and Nod's release. :thumbsup:
happy001
Don't be like that Steve, I've already figured out merchandising to fund the campaign. A whole range of T-shirts, hoodies, caps, mugs, stickers etc emblazoned with "FREE THE BIRD BRAINED 2" whistle:
Just think of all those 'Tales from Cell Block Cinquo' we could enjoy
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Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
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I expect Pastis has already rehearsed saying 'ningún oficial no tienen nada que ver conmigo'
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evil:
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angel1
[serious] why not just pay the fine? [/serious]
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The fine was in two parts when they towed the car away:
1. Release car from compound (40 Euros)
2. 300 Euro fine for the parking and lifting stuff which I found later and we were meant to pay at the Spanish plod shop. We fled the town and I threw the paperwork away 18 months ago. Nothing came back via the car hire company...
It was all on bits of paper, so not a problem, with a hire car from Madrid and so on.
redface:
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Bm get the spare room ready ......... Thumbs:
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Bm get the spare room ready ......... Thumbs:
sad24:
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The fine was in two parts when they towed the car away:
1. Release car from compound (40 Euros)
2. 300 Euro fine for the parking and lifting stuff which I found later and we were meant to pay at the Spanish plod shop. We fled the town and I threw the paperwork away 18 months ago. Nothing came back via the car hire company...
It was all on bits of paper, so not a problem, with a hire car from Madrid and so on.
redface:
Nick, international criminal mastermong... lol:
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Why do I get the feeling that Nick managed to bugger up the ticket date and they are already over there... scared2:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7369229/Gran-Canaria-wildfire-means-4-000-people-told-evacuate-700-firefighters-tackle-blaze.html
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Why do I get the feeling that Nick managed to bugger up the ticket date and they are already over there... scared2:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7369229/Gran-Canaria-wildfire-means-4-000-people-told-evacuate-700-firefighters-tackle-blaze.html
It's Mr Stew's telekinetic powers scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Why do I get the feeling that Nick managed to bugger up the ticket date and they are already over there... scared2:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7369229/Gran-Canaria-wildfire-means-4-000-people-told-evacuate-700-firefighters-tackle-blaze.html
It's Mr Stew's telekinetic powers scared2: scared2: scared2:
Either that or having been forewarned they are in a mad panic to get rid of anything flammable... rubschin:
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::)
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Why do I get the feeling that Nick managed to bugger up the ticket date and they are already over there... scared2:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7369229/Gran-Canaria-wildfire-means-4-000-people-told-evacuate-700-firefighters-tackle-blaze.html
It's Mr Stew's telekinetic powers scared2: scared2: scared2:
Either that or having been forewarned they are in a mad panic to get rid of anything flammable... rubschin:
Wot, even the booze? noooo:
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Dealing with Mongs again .....on Msg...
"are you free? "
ME .." Hi there what exactly you looking to book ? " (I offer about 8 different services).....
Several msg later .. noooo:
" I want the beach BBQ "
Several msg later ...
Which date please ???
" between 20th and 27th "
No month ..no year .. Banghead
noooo: noooo:
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Wrong thread ::)
Did you just wake up?
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Wrong thread ::)
Did you just wake up?
rubschin:
whistle:
redface:
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Pasties confirms he is visiting us for a weekend in the Canaries. What can possibly go wrong?
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Pasties confirms he is visiting us for a weekend in the Canaries. What can possibly go wrong?
Thumbs:
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Pasties confirms he is visiting us for a weekend in the Canaries. What can possibly go wrong?
Ah, the new pub game. What chaos can Nick and Nod drag Pasties into... rubschin:
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Pasties confirms he is visiting us for a weekend in the Canaries. What can possibly go wrong?
It's a perverse game of snog , marry, avoid ;D
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cussing:
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Pasties confirms he is visiting us for a weekend in the Canaries. What can possibly go wrong?
It's a perverse game of snog , marry, avoid ;D
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evil:
Nothing can possibly go wrong angel1
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Ryanair's new baggage policy and charging structure are BASTARDS!
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Ryanair's new baggage policy and charging structure are BASTARDS!
Who knew...? ::)
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It's almost like they are trying to trick you into spending more rubschin:
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It's almost like they are trying to trick you into spending more rubschin:
Shocked:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVASZ2lCY5Y (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVASZ2lCY5Y)
cussing:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVASZ2lCY5Y (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVASZ2lCY5Y)
cussing:
point:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVASZ2lCY5Y (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVASZ2lCY5Y)
cussing:
point:
point: point: and it's an Affs
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVASZ2lCY5Y (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVASZ2lCY5Y)
cussing:
point:
point: point: and it's an Affs
I've flown with them more than once ::)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVASZ2lCY5Y (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVASZ2lCY5Y)
cussing:
point:
point: point: and it's an Affs
I've flown with them more than once ::)
So you knew you knew
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Ryanair's new baggage policy and charging structure are BASTARDS!
Did you not read the multitude of posts here over the years about the grasping shit show that is Ryanair.
On the other hand given the running joke about them landing close to the destination you can blame them for wherever you end up on the magical mongstery tour. whistle:
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The AirBnB host has just asked if she should make up both bedrooms or if we prefer to share eeek:
I said both!! Even if I were gay I wouldn't fancy Nod sick2:
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The AirBnB host has just asked if she should make up both bedrooms or if we prefer to share eeek:
I said both!! Even if I were gay I wouldn't fancy Nod sick2:
What's the phrase......
Oh yes
Verily, methinks that Nick protesteth too much whistle:
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evil:
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When my friend the Lady Vicar heard I was going away with Nod, she said she would pray for me cloud9:
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When my friend the Lady Vicar heard I was going away with Nod, she said she would pray for me cloud9:
Our Father, I know that this is stretching the whole omnipotent thing but please try to keep Nick from causing too much chaos while on his holiday.
Amen
rubschin:
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The AirBnB host has just asked if she should make up both bedrooms or if we prefer to share eeek:
I said both!! Even if I were gay I wouldn't fancy Nod sick2:
What's the phrase......
Oh yes
Verily, methinks that Nick protesteth too much whistle:
Indeed... Gayer:
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evil:
Don't throw your toys out of .......oh wait ........ rubschin:
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lol: lol: lol:
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Just a thought, did Nod book the Canneries holiday?
(https://www.hakaimagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/header-st-jeans.jpg)
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Just a thought, did Nod book the Canneries holiday?
(https://www.hakaimagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/header-st-jeans.jpg)
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Just a thought, did Nod book the Canneries holiday?
(https://www.hakaimagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/header-st-jeans.jpg)
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lol: lol: lol:
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Mr O'Flighty here we come scared2:
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Mr O'Flighty here we come scared2:
Thumbs:
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We await the incident free tales :thumbsup:
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We await the incident free tales :thumbsup:
Do we...? redface:
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Possibly ...only if Songs of Praise is not on the telly lol:
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Possibly ...only if Songs of Praise is or on the telly lol:
lol: lol: lol:
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Possibly ...only if Songs of Praise is not on the telly lol:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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We made it :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Nod is a fucking liability cussing:
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We made it :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Nod is a fucking liability cussing:
We've always said you were a match made in Mayhem whistle:
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His utter incompetence is beyond all belief. He even tried to climb into the driver's seat in the taxi from the airport!!!!
Room keys? An utter mystery noooo:
Airport navigation?? I need to keep him on a lead noooo:
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We made it :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Nod is a fucking liability cussing:
Who knew eh...? ::)
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We made it :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Nod is a fucking liability cussing:
Who knew eh...? ::)
Not that I want to worry the other members but it may be wise to commission a study on the long term effects of Nick-o-ray exposure... scared2:
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We made it :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Nod is a fucking liability cussing:
Who knew eh...? ::)
Not that I want to worry the other members but it may be wise to commission a study on the long term effects of Nick-o-ray exposure... scared2:
scared2: scared2:
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1. NOd lost his backpack at the airport. It contained: passport, wallet, all cash, phone, specs etc.
I found it before security shut the place down angel1
2. The car is the teeniest Fiat 500. How the fuck we get Pasties in it on Saturday without putting Nod in the boot, I do not know..... rubschin:
3. Caught Nod sorting his small change into little bags. I asked him why. "These EUro coins are not Spanish, look these are Irish!"
I spend time explaining about the Euro facepalm:
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1. NOd lost his backpack at the airport. It contained: passport, wallet, all cash, phone, specs etc.
I found it before security shut the place down angel1
2. The car is the teeniest Fiat 500. How the fuck we get Pasties in it on Saturday without putting Nod in the boot, I do not know..... rubschin:
3. Caught Nod sorting his small change into little bags. I asked him why. "These EUro coins are not Spanish, look these are Irish!"
I spend time explaining about the Euro facepalm:
lol: lol: lol:
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1. NOd lost his backpack at the airport. It contained: passport, wallet, all cash, phone, specs etc.
I found it before security shut the place down angel1
2. The car is the teeniest Fiat 500. How the fuck we get Pasties in it on Saturday without putting Nod in the boot, I do not know..... rubschin:
3. Caught Nod sorting his small change into little bags. I asked him why. "These EUro coins are not Spanish, look these are Irish!"
I spend time explaining about the Euro facepalm:
If Growler saw this he'd probably be laughing at the irony... lol:
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1. NOd lost his backpack at the airport. It contained: passport, wallet, all cash, phone, specs etc.
I found it before security shut the place down angel1
2. The car is the teeniest Fiat 500. How the fuck we get Pasties in it on Saturday without putting Nod in the boot, I do not know..... rubschin:
3. Caught Nod sorting his small change into little bags. I asked him why. "These EUro coins are not Spanish, look these are Irish!"
I spend time explaining about the Euro facepalm:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
"How the fuck we get Pasties in it on Saturday without putting Nod in the boot, I do not know"
Seems you've answered your own question. Well there's always the duck tape him to the roof option
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So who is going to be the 1st one having to go to the back quack for prolonged Fiat exposure ?
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So who is going to be the 1st one having to go to the back quack for prolonged Fiat exposure ?
Not everyone ONLY uses the back seats ......... whistle:
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OK. these mountain roads are perilous, but screaming like a stuck pig and then feigning a heart attack.... noooo: noooo: noooo:
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He probably has the images of Fifi's traumatic death fresh in his mind whistle:
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OK. these mountain roads are perilous, but screaming like a stuck pig and then feigning a heart attack.... noooo: noooo: noooo:
You mean your passengers normally don't have that reaction to seeing you behind the wheel? whistle:
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He probably has the images of Fifi's traumatic death fresh in his mind whistle:
rubschin: rubschin:
Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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I have put Nod in charge of food and wine shopping. He goes to the SPar shop nearby where he is becoming well known for his miming abilities.
Obviously we are avoiding salami and the like noooo:
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I have put Nod in charge of food and wine shopping. He goes to the SPar shop nearby where he is becoming well known for his miming abilities.
Obviously we are avoiding salami and the like noooo:
Give Sam and Ella our regards... whistle:
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He probably has the images of Fifi's traumatic death fresh in his mind whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
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Well it looks like the impossible may have happened. Friday the 13th is almost over and so far there is no report of a massive gubberation from Nick... Shocked:
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Home from great night ..lovely people ..etc ...
BUT again a truly drop-dead gorgeous girl ( think Sofia Lauren at best .) ....
With Tatoos up one arm .. noooo:
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Home from great night ..lovely people ..etc ...
BUT again a truly drop-dead gorgeous girl ( think Sofia Lauren at best .) ....
With Tatoos up one arm .. noooo:
Out of curiosity did you mean to post this in the 'where are you today' thread? whistle:
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Home from great night ..lovely people ..etc ...
BUT again a truly drop-dead gorgeous girl ( think Sofia Lauren at best .) ....
With Tatoos up one arm .. noooo:
Out of curiosity did you mean to post this in the 'where are you today' thread? whistle:
rubschin:
whistle:
redface:
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My lovely thread sad24:
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My lovely thread sad24:
Just share some more tales of travellers woe and I'm sure everyone will forget Apey's faux pas whistle:
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Pasties led us astray NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick
omph sad24:
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Pasties led us astray NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick
omph sad24:
pathead:
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Pasties led us astray NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick
omph sad24:
Spending time with both Nick and Nod and you are surprised I went straight for the nearest bar? eeek:
noooo:
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Hope the church bells aren't too loud lol:
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NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick
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Sightseeing going well then ? lol:
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Sightseeing going well then ? lol:
Probably seeing them double now
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Sightseeing going well then ? lol:
Probably seeing them double now
;D ;D
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Sightseeing going well then ? lol:
Probably seeing them double now
;D ;D
;D ;D ;D
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Home evil:
No WiFi for 2 days (thudnerstorm). Nod is not to be trusted with a coffee machine noooo:, corkscrew or, today, luggage trolley: "This trolley is useless, the wheels are jammed." I point out that the brakes are on ::)
Oh and the passport reader machine at the airport noooo: and lifts noooo:
Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Home evil:
No WiFi for 2 days (thudnerstorm). Nod is not to be trusted with a coffee machine noooo:, corkscrew or, today, luggage trolley: "This trolley is useless, the wheels are jammed." I point out that the brakes are on ::)
Oh and the passport reader machine at the airport noooo: and lifts noooo:
Banghead Banghead Banghead
You been away.... rubschin:
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evil:
Back to Brighton next week :thumbsup:
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evil:
Back to Brighton next week :thumbsup:
*hears BM arranging sweepstake *....
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Home evil:
No WiFi for 2 days (thudnerstorm). Nod is not to be trusted with a coffee machine noooo:, corkscrew or, today, luggage trolley: "This trolley is useless, the wheels are jammed." I point out that the brakes are on ::)
Oh and the passport reader machine at the airport noooo: and lifts noooo:
Banghead Banghead Banghead
This is karma for all the times you drove poor Growler up the wall... whistle:
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Home evil:
No WiFi for 2 days (thudnerstorm). Nod is not to be trusted with a coffee machine noooo:, corkscrew or, today, luggage trolley: "This trolley is useless, the wheels are jammed." I point out that the brakes are on ::)
Oh and the passport reader machine at the airport noooo: and lifts noooo:
Banghead Banghead Banghead
This is karma for all the times you drove poor Growler up the wall... whistle:
The haunted phone! happy001
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Home evil:
No WiFi for 2 days (thudnerstorm). Nod is not to be trusted with a coffee machine noooo:, corkscrew or, today, luggage trolley: "This trolley is useless, the wheels are jammed." I point out that the brakes are on ::)
Oh and the passport reader machine at the airport noooo: and lifts noooo:
Banghead Banghead Banghead
This is karma for all the times you drove poor Growler up the wall... whistle:
The haunted phone! happy001
The tatty rug... whistle:
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Home evil:
No WiFi for 2 days (thudnerstorm). Nod is not to be trusted with a coffee machine noooo:, corkscrew or, today, luggage trolley: "This trolley is useless, the wheels are jammed." I point out that the brakes are on ::)
Oh and the passport reader machine at the airport noooo: and lifts noooo:
Banghead Banghead Banghead
This is karma for all the times you drove poor Growler up the wall... whistle:
The haunted phone! happy001
The tatty rug... whistle:
Bus driver jokes... redface:
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Home evil:
No WiFi for 2 days (thudnerstorm). Nod is not to be trusted with a coffee machine noooo:, corkscrew or, today, luggage trolley: "This trolley is useless, the wheels are jammed." I point out that the brakes are on ::)
Oh and the passport reader machine at the airport noooo: and lifts noooo:
Banghead Banghead Banghead
This is karma for all the times you drove poor Growler up the wall... whistle:
The haunted phone! happy001
The tatty rug... whistle:
Bus driver jokes... redface:
The breadmaker... whistle: (this list is just going to go on and on isn't it?)
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
You should find yourself a nice hill to walk up, may do wonders for your blood pressure... whistle: