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Title: Happy Birthday Miss D
Post by: Nick on June 28, 2019, 07:33:39 AM
Free chocolate eggs and voddy all day  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss D
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 28, 2019, 07:39:18 AM
 :thumbsup:

Happy Birthday young Miss.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss D
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 28, 2019, 08:06:36 AM
 cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

I think Trading Standards may have to be involved with use of the word 'young'   lol: lol: lol:

No work for me today so that is the best pressy  :thumbsup:

Right ..who is pouring the Buck's Fizz ...let's get the party started  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss D
Post by: Barman on June 28, 2019, 08:09:59 AM
Happy birthday!  ;D

I forgot...  redface:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss D
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 28, 2019, 08:11:11 AM
Happy birthday!  ;D

I forgot...  redface:

No worries ..I wish I could  lol:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss D
Post by: Barman on June 28, 2019, 08:29:39 AM
Happy birthday!  ;D

I forgot...  redface:

No worries ..I wish I could  lol:

 lol: lol: lol:

Still a youngster!  ;)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss D
Post by: Nick on June 28, 2019, 08:31:56 AM
Compared to you, everyone is!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss D
Post by: Barman on June 28, 2019, 08:37:55 AM
Compared to you, everyone is!

 evil:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss D
Post by: Steve on June 28, 2019, 08:38:36 AM
Happy Birthday Miss D

Of course you're young.  Act your shoe size at least for a day and have a goodun


(buys vodka futures)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss D
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 28, 2019, 08:43:24 AM
Happy Birthday Miss D

Of course you're young.  Act your shoe size at least for a day and have a goodun


(buys vodka futures)

I'm on a Pimm's thing at the moment  cloud9:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss D
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 28, 2019, 09:05:02 AM
Happy Birthday  angel1

May the creme egg fairy visit you today.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss D
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 28, 2019, 09:08:44 AM
You know how to win a girl's heart DS  lol:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss D
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 28, 2019, 09:32:16 AM
Happy Birthday Miss D

Of course you're young.  Act your shoe size at least for a day and have a goodun


(buys vodka futures)

I'm on a Pimm's thing at the moment  cloud9:

Happy Birthday Miss D  :thumbsup:

Which Pimm's number?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss D
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 28, 2019, 10:01:45 AM
BlackBerry and elderflower  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss D
Post by: apc2010 on June 28, 2019, 12:47:50 PM
Have a good one ...(if you are sober enough to read this )...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss D
Post by: Pirate on June 28, 2019, 02:58:34 PM
 Happy B'Day Miss D...  point:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss D
Post by: Just One More on June 28, 2019, 07:39:38 PM
Happy birthday Miss D. Will you be taking a short break somewhere to celebrate?  ;) x
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss D
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 28, 2019, 07:57:50 PM
Oh JOM ..you know me so well  lol: lol: lol:

Yes ..next weekend to the Isle of Wight  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss D
Post by: Just One More on June 28, 2019, 08:03:19 PM
Oh JOM ..you know me so well  lol: lol: lol:

Yes ..next weekend to the Isle of Wight  :thumbsup:

It'll be like going back to the 50's... not that you were there of course x  angel1
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss D
Post by: apc2010 on June 29, 2019, 12:16:40 AM
Oh JOM ..you know me so well  lol: lol: lol:

Yes ..next weekend to the Isle of Wight  :thumbsup:

It'll be like going back to the 50's... not that you were there of course x  angel1

Better than my Cowes joke was gonna be ... whistle:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss D
Post by: Barman on June 29, 2019, 06:44:23 AM
Oh JOM ..you know me so well  lol: lol: lol:

Yes ..next weekend to the Isle of Wight  :thumbsup:

Parkhurst!?  eeek:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss D
Post by: Steve on June 29, 2019, 08:57:14 AM
Oh JOM ..you know me so well  lol: lol: lol:

Yes ..next weekend to the Isle of Wight  :thumbsup:
:thumbsup:

The Channel island you don't have to fly to

Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss D
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 29, 2019, 12:26:06 PM
Still have to get a ridiculously priced ferry for such a short distance  noooo:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss D
Post by: Steve on June 29, 2019, 12:40:46 PM
Still have to get a ridiculously priced ferry for such a short distance  noooo:
It hasn't got any duty free either

if you go to Alum Bay (where they have multicoloured sand and empty glass objects to fill with such) try not to laugh at the light houses

My brother got and filled one (c 1960) and my mother proudly displayed it on the mantelpiece for years clearly not realising it looked much more like a multicoloured dildo

Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss D
Post by: Barman on June 29, 2019, 12:41:27 PM
Still have to get a ridiculously priced ferry for such a short distance  noooo:

Go to Totland Bay... Used to go every year as a kid!  :thumbsup:

Bet is hasn't changed a bit... unlike me...  cry:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss D
Post by: Barman on June 29, 2019, 12:43:26 PM
Still have to get a ridiculously priced ferry for such a short distance  noooo:
It hasn't got any duty free either

if you go to Alum Bay (where they have multicoloured sand and empty glass objects to fill with such) try not to laugh at the light houses

My brother got and filled one (c 1960) and my mother proudly displayed it on the mantelpiece for years clearly not realising it looked much more like a multicoloured dildo


(https://i.postimg.cc/gLqtBw4m/scan320001.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/gLqtBw4m)


Alum Bay!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss D
Post by: Steve on June 29, 2019, 12:44:30 PM
Still have to get a ridiculously priced ferry for such a short distance  noooo:
It hasn't got any duty free either

if you go to Alum Bay (where they have multicoloured sand and empty glass objects to fill with such) try not to laugh at the light houses

My brother got and filled one (c 1960) and my mother proudly displayed it on the mantelpiece for years clearly not realising it looked much more like a multicoloured dildo
And google reveals one very similar example facepalm:

(https://thumbs.worthpoint.com/zoom/images1/360/0213/24/alum-bay-glass-sand-filled-lighthouse_360_c85e037b04f5ef11ead98f691aa1e003.jpg)


snigger
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss D
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 29, 2019, 12:45:11 PM
Still have to get a ridiculously priced ferry for such a short distance  noooo:

Go to Totland Bay... Used to go every year as a kid!  :thumbsup:

Bet is hasn't changed a bit... unlike me...  cry:

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss D
Post by: Nick on June 29, 2019, 01:47:11 PM
We went to Totland every year for years. I still have the sand filled dildo somewhere.  noooo: