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Title: Beyond Stupid........
Post by: apc2010 on June 17, 2019, 03:22:46 PM
There is an Hotel here (all-inclusive )..we call it the zoo ..joy of joys I do there weddings .....Anyhoo...they have a "chatroom " on-line....

The most often asked question is (daily).....


"Why do I have to pay for my guests????  I am all-inclusive ? "....

BTW 65 euros for guests 4 course meal and all the drink they can "INHALE ".... noooo:


 noooo: noooo: noooo:


(If the guests stay there ..it is only 15 euro serving charge..)...
Title: Re: Beyond Stupid........
Post by: apc2010 on June 17, 2019, 03:24:17 PM
"Please will someone help me 🤯🤯🤯🤯 i have guests coming from other hotels ,,, it says €65 per person ,, which is fine but im reading on my tui information pack they not allowed in tje all inclusive resteraunt "


 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Beyond Stupid........
Post by: apc2010 on June 17, 2019, 03:30:16 PM
As I type from my other favourite .....

"‎Steven Holmes‎ to First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus
14 mins ·
Any info
On how to order McDonald’s to ur room?
Number ?
Which reception do u collect from
Any other info please "



 noooo:
Title: Re: Beyond Stupid........
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2019, 03:32:15 PM
As I type from my other favourite .....

"‎Steven Holmes‎ to First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus
14 mins ·
Any info
On how to order McDonald’s to ur room?
Number ?
Which reception do u collect from
Any other info please "



 noooo:

You could tell them to arrange McDelivery to your place!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Beyond Stupid........
Post by: apc2010 on June 17, 2019, 03:55:20 PM
As I type from my other favourite .....

"‎Steven Holmes‎ to First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus
14 mins ·
Any info
On how to order McDonald’s to ur room?
Number ?
Which reception do u collect from
Any other info please "



 noooo:

You could tell them to arrange McDelivery to your place!  :thumbsup:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Beyond Stupid........
Post by: Steve on June 17, 2019, 09:13:58 PM
There is an Hotel here (all-inclusive )..we call it the zoo ..joy of joys I do there weddings .....Anyhoo...they have a "chatroom " on-line....

The most often asked question is (daily).....


"Why do I have to pay for my guests????  I am all-inclusive ? "....

BTW 65 euros for guests 4 course meal and all the drink they can "INHALE ".... noooo:


 noooo: noooo: noooo:


(If the guests stay there ..it is only 15 euro serving charge..)...
The power of stupid rolls on.  And they will be breeding as I type.  Darwinism is failing
Title: Re: Beyond Stupid........
Post by: apc2010 on June 18, 2019, 07:44:31 AM
There is an Hotel here (all-inclusive )..we call it the zoo ..joy of joys I do there weddings .....Anyhoo...they have a "chatroom " on-line....

The most often asked question is (daily).....


"Why do I have to pay for my guests????  I am all-inclusive ? "....

BTW 65 euros for guests 4 course meal and all the drink they can "INHALE ".... noooo:


 noooo: noooo: noooo:


(If the guests stay there ..it is only 15 euro serving charge..)...
The power of stupid rolls on.  And they will be breeding as I type.  Darwinism is failing

Funny you mention that ......Miss T and I were looking back at the work ......years ago we would laugh at the odd "scummy " wedding .....now we (and staff ) are surprised when we get a nice couple/group ..very sad...even at the 5 star venues .. noooo:
Title: Re: Beyond Stupid........
Post by: apc2010 on June 18, 2019, 07:56:14 AM
There is no such place as ..."Iya Nappa"........... cussing: Banghead
Title: Re: Beyond Stupid........
Post by: Steve on June 18, 2019, 08:23:07 AM
There is an Hotel here (all-inclusive )..we call it the zoo ..joy of joys I do there weddings .....Anyhoo...they have a "chatroom " on-line....

The most often asked question is (daily).....


"Why do I have to pay for my guests????  I am all-inclusive ? "....

BTW 65 euros for guests 4 course meal and all the drink they can "INHALE ".... noooo:


 noooo: noooo: noooo:


(If the guests stay there ..it is only 15 euro serving charge..)...
The power of stupid rolls on.  And they will be breeding as I type.  Darwinism is failing

Funny you mention that ......Miss T and I were looking back at the work ......years ago we would laugh at the odd "scummy " wedding .....now we (and staff ) are surprised when we get a nice couple/group ..very sad...even at the 5 star venues .. noooo:
noooo: noooo:

So where do nice people go for OTT weddings trying to pretend their do is the event of the decade?



Title: Re: Beyond Stupid........
Post by: apc2010 on June 18, 2019, 08:33:51 AM
There is an Hotel here (all-inclusive )..we call it the zoo ..joy of joys I do there weddings .....Anyhoo...they have a "chatroom " on-line....

The most often asked question is (daily).....


"Why do I have to pay for my guests????  I am all-inclusive ? "....

BTW 65 euros for guests 4 course meal and all the drink they can "INHALE ".... noooo:


 noooo: noooo: noooo:


(If the guests stay there ..it is only 15 euro serving charge..)...
The power of stupid rolls on.  And they will be breeding as I type.  Darwinism is failing

Funny you mention that ......Miss T and I were looking back at the work ......years ago we would laugh at the odd "scummy " wedding .....now we (and staff ) are surprised when we get a nice couple/group ..very sad...even at the 5 star venues .. noooo:
noooo: noooo:

So where do nice people go for OTT weddings trying to pretend their do is the event of the decade?

Believe it or not ..Ibiza..but nice bit ??...(never been..)....BUT music laws there very strict...Times?volume..
Title: Re: Beyond Stupid........
Post by: Steve on June 18, 2019, 08:38:42 AM
There is an Hotel here (all-inclusive )..we call it the zoo ..joy of joys I do there weddings .....Anyhoo...they have a "chatroom " on-line....

The most often asked question is (daily).....


"Why do I have to pay for my guests????  I am all-inclusive ? "....

BTW 65 euros for guests 4 course meal and all the drink they can "INHALE ".... noooo:


 noooo: noooo: noooo:


(If the guests stay there ..it is only 15 euro serving charge..)...
The power of stupid rolls on.  And they will be breeding as I type.  Darwinism is failing

Funny you mention that ......Miss T and I were looking back at the work ......years ago we would laugh at the odd "scummy " wedding .....now we (and staff ) are surprised when we get a nice couple/group ..very sad...even at the 5 star venues .. noooo:
noooo: noooo:

So where do nice people go for OTT weddings trying to pretend their do is the event of the decade?

Believe it or not ..Ibiza..but nice bit ??...(never been..)....BUT music laws there very strict...Times?volume..

Ibiza nice bit, the all new Smugland?


Anyway when we got married it was Wincanton register office for 10 minutes, a cheap but perfectly OK do in a local school (Pa in Law was a teacher there) and we then went for a whole 2 nights break in the New Forest

No disco, no Jenga, no fireworks but all had a great time
Title: Re: Beyond Stupid........
Post by: apc2010 on June 18, 2019, 08:40:13 AM
There is an Hotel here (all-inclusive )..we call it the zoo ..joy of joys I do there weddings .....Anyhoo...they have a "chatroom " on-line....

The most often asked question is (daily).....


"Why do I have to pay for my guests????  I am all-inclusive ? "....

BTW 65 euros for guests 4 course meal and all the drink they can "INHALE ".... noooo:


 noooo: noooo: noooo:


(If the guests stay there ..it is only 15 euro serving charge..)...
The power of stupid rolls on.  And they will be breeding as I type.  Darwinism is failing

Funny you mention that ......Miss T and I were looking back at the work ......years ago we would laugh at the odd "scummy " wedding .....now we (and staff ) are surprised when we get a nice couple/group ..very sad...even at the 5 star venues .. noooo:
noooo: noooo:

So where do nice people go for OTT weddings trying to pretend their do is the event of the decade?

Believe it or not ..Ibiza..but nice bit ??...(never been..)....BUT music laws there very strict...Times?volume..

Ibiza nice bit, the all new Smugland?


Anyway when we got married it was Wincanton register office for 10 minutes, a cheap but perfectly OK do in a local school (Pa in Law was a teacher there) and we then went for a whole 2 nights break in the New Forest

No disco, no Jenga, no fireworks but all had a great time

 Thumbs:



(padlock etc..)...... whistle:
Title: Re: Beyond Stupid........
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2019, 08:45:11 AM
There is an Hotel here (all-inclusive )..we call it the zoo ..joy of joys I do there weddings .....Anyhoo...they have a "chatroom " on-line....

The most often asked question is (daily).....


"Why do I have to pay for my guests????  I am all-inclusive ? "....

BTW 65 euros for guests 4 course meal and all the drink they can "INHALE ".... noooo:


 noooo: noooo: noooo:


(If the guests stay there ..it is only 15 euro serving charge..)...
The power of stupid rolls on.  And they will be breeding as I type.  Darwinism is failing

Funny you mention that ......Miss T and I were looking back at the work ......years ago we would laugh at the odd "scummy " wedding .....now we (and staff ) are surprised when we get a nice couple/group ..very sad...even at the 5 star venues .. noooo:
noooo: noooo:

So where do nice people go for OTT weddings trying to pretend their do is the event of the decade?

Believe it or not ..Ibiza..but nice bit ??...(never been..)....BUT music laws there very strict...Times?volume..

Ibiza nice bit, the all new Smugland?


Anyway when we got married it was Wincanton register office for 10 minutes, a cheap but perfectly OK do in a local school (Pa in Law was a teacher there) and we then went for a whole 2 nights break in the New Forest

No disco, no Jenga, no fireworks but all had a great time

Was Quorn involved?
Title: Re: Beyond Stupid........
Post by: Steve on June 18, 2019, 09:24:46 AM
There is an Hotel here (all-inclusive )..we call it the zoo ..joy of joys I do there weddings .....Anyhoo...they have a "chatroom " on-line....

The most often asked question is (daily).....


"Why do I have to pay for my guests????  I am all-inclusive ? "....

BTW 65 euros for guests 4 course meal and all the drink they can "INHALE ".... noooo:


 noooo: noooo: noooo:


(If the guests stay there ..it is only 15 euro serving charge..)...
The power of stupid rolls on.  And they will be breeding as I type.  Darwinism is failing

Funny you mention that ......Miss T and I were looking back at the work ......years ago we would laugh at the odd "scummy " wedding .....now we (and staff ) are surprised when we get a nice couple/group ..very sad...even at the 5 star venues .. noooo:
noooo: noooo:

So where do nice people go for OTT weddings trying to pretend their do is the event of the decade?

Believe it or not ..Ibiza..but nice bit ??...(never been..)....BUT music laws there very strict...Times?volume..

Ibiza nice bit, the all new Smugland?


Anyway when we got married it was Wincanton register office for 10 minutes, a cheap but perfectly OK do in a local school (Pa in Law was a teacher there) and we then went for a whole 2 nights break in the New Forest

No disco, no Jenga, no fireworks but all had a great time

Was Quorn involved?
No.